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“America’s only newspaper” Editor—David Samuels Editor-at-Large—Walter Kirn Managing Editor—Ryan Baesemann Fiction—Gary Fisketjon [email protected]

Franklin, NY
Joined April 2023
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Why does the rest of the world get to enjoy the use of good trucks for $10k and less — the modern equivalent of the mule? County Highway’s Matthew Fishbane exposed this scandal first; now the internet is catching on. Read all about it here:
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You are not really free until you can purchase this $10k Toyota truck in the U.S. Everything short of this is tyranny.
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RT @ElusiveSandCat: @FischerKing64 Try County Highway. A print only newspaper. Its Americana meets the city. Essays, news stories. @countyh
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RT @matt_vanswol: 🚨#BREAKING: The Mennonite Disaster Service has confirmed that a group of Amish crews from Ohio installed a MIND-BLOWING 1…
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@HootervillePub We appreciate that. Thank you.
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@TorsionWelles Wow, Mothman, thanks for busting open the big story about why Walter doesn’t share your psycho obsession with Evil Joos. Wait till you read our Palestine story in the next issue.
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One of our favorite country rock solos, by Mick Taylor, on The Rolling Stones’ best country rock song, “Dead Flowers.” The Stones were great in part because they shamelessly mimicked and stole from so many great artists, in this case Gram Parsons’ ghost.
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This goes for us too! Walter Kirn is his own man, and God blesses him for that daily. But we’re not God — or his wife Amanda, who is busier than God. So please go drown your sorrows elsewhere.
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Amanda Fortini
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Many people DM me and write me about my husband blocking them. I'm sorry, but he is his own person and it's not my responsibility. Occasionally, when I have time and he is in a merciful mood I can get him to unblock you. But I have my own life and career and things to do!
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@stephenrodrick Seems like you’re the one who believes they occupy some special place in the universe. I diagnose you with a bad case of 1994 media guy syndrome.
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@stephenrodrick You just hate a lot. Try to develop a talent, or failing that a hobby of some sort.
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Tweet media one
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Americans are witnessing the first actual transfer of government power in many of our lifetimes. The last time this happened was 1980. By the time it was over, the Soviet Union and the threat of global nuclear catastrophe were gone. Subscribe now:
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He’s our editor!
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No idea who David Samuels is, my fault not his, but there is no better, more informative, far reaching piece on US politics, Obama, manufacture of consent & the Trump Revolt than this magisterial exposition of the halted slide towards totalitarianism.
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@MUGGER2023 @PaddyJManning The New York Press made him, as a punk kid riding the 2 train.
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@countyhwy
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@johnbyronkuhner @regressivewhig Ulster’s pretty just like plenty of other places upstate. What Delaware has is a unique combination of rolling hills, open meadows, deep forests, rivers, streams. You can see green and blue water in any direction you look. If not for mud season it would be perfect.
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@johnbyronkuhner @regressivewhig The most beautiful county east of Montana.
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The permission structure machine that Obama built is dead. Now Elon Musk is auditing the Treasury Department. Are we on the verge of a new American golden age or a sickening plunge into oligarchy? We’ll tell you the truth, no matter who it hurts.
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