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@countrytwunk

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Speak softly and carry a big stick 🫡

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You Always Live Again
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Ignore my zombie eyes and look at this cute little demon who bit my laptop and cracked the screen 😅
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Send ur prayers while I say my own
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Back on my bullseye 🏹
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Toasty Tony
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We are salty and ready for beers 🍻
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Need to shave 🦧 looking like a monkey with these ears
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It was soooo nice today I almost forgot all that yearning I had to do
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I know that shit feels good as hell in 92°
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We got a bit muddy today from the melted snow but it’s all good 👌🏻
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Got that dog in me… a Costco dog
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Still no calf, sorry to disappoint. But here’s this beanie baby in the meantime 🫶🏻
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My battery died at the gas pump and 4 hairy men sprung to my rescue before I could even fully get out of the car. I’m the Princess of Wales in this Wawa parking lot tfym 💆🏼‍♂️
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Almost too pretty to eat
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Pump mode activate 🔥
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Shedding my skin and stuff
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Sunday funday 👍🏻
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Spanish man at the marina said I look good in my wetsuit 😎 Gracias daddy
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Two girls at Ulta asked me if I was shopping for my girlfriend. Masc 4 Mac baby
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Simply thriving in this weather 🌬️
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My favorite
@alex_abads
alex
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men with big ears >
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Turn that Bluetooth OFF at the beach if you don’t have Spotify premium
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All the critters are finally stirring… and the bugs 😒
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New day new adventure 🤸🏼
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I love being the friendliest person alive and immediately being best friends with everyone at work
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Legolas but make him a gay boy from the Pine Barrens 🌲🪵
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The night is young 🧡
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🥄
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Every time I’m bored I’m compelled to just drive around for hours and that is not an economical solution to boredom
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I just be eating cheese instead of killing myself
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Gave my cat some ice cream, dude runs off and returns with a freaking bug and drops it next to me
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31° with a chance of me eating 500 marshmallows 🫶🏻
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Personally I think men who say “hehe” should be euthanized
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I feel like I should take this opportunity to try and make goat cheese
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Would you call me fat if I ate a big ass turkey sandwich rn (9pm)
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Fuck it, we cannonball
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If you wanna feel something new, I can do that for you
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Jumping in the freshly opened pool in my undies was certainly a mistake
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Idk what I expected when I ordered a pickle roll to try but that’s exactly what it is
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I cannot go explore because the creek is flooded
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Roasting a chicken and locking in for the night
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I’m quite simply just living that life
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Just because it is the final film does not make Return of the King the best movie in the trilogy. Real ones know it is The Two Towers
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Play dirty 😎
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Creeky crawler 🌲 she needs a shower and daddy needs a Stella
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I’ve decided to no longer be anything
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Anyway, I’m violently hungover and just sprinted through the woods for an hour chasing after a dickhead donkey and 6 cows. I’m going to vomit
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Bratwurst on the grill ass day 😋 so nice out
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I had too many white claws, I need to simp
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Covered in slime cause a baby cow was just born
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Shore dreams 🪸
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When you’re right you’re right, even when you’re wrong
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I hate when people hand me shots and I have to take them
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Trooper snagged me going 95 on the parkway… what like you’ve never done it?
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I love being delusional, it’s my favorite hobby
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Born This Way™️
@nyetalia
ethel cainhurst ⭕
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always kinda wild to meet someone w: no tattoos, no piercings, no hormonal replacement, just rocking that default body
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What is everyone eating for dinner
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Not that smart but I’ve got things to say
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