1. Everything shower 2. Facemask 3. Wine 4. Bridgerton #greatnight

@mrvela1234 “Sorry sir our cook keeps missing the fryer can i get you a couple pickles?”

@mrvela1234 Not if i have anything to do with it (ts)

If it’s under 4 floors you need to take the stairs

Anne Hathaway for 45 seconds or free zyns for 45 years

Aw babe that’s so sick i love crystals can we talk about the video of you twerking on the dj last weekend tho haha

@mrmillerlover I’d Retweet this

@smirnoffsoldier @mrvela1234 I like Banh Mis a lot. There’s a great spot in OKC for them. I like a BBQ pork banh mi. Although French Colonialism is Vietnam was overall a negative thing, you cannot deny the greatness of the combination of French and Vietnamese cuisine.

Blocking bleacher report. Cant deal with Bronny. I’m sorry. I cant do it anymore.

@SobrietyField I would never use text now. Fake fan

Ate her out and she starting playing lizzy mcalpine i think i’m gonna hurt myself

@mrvela1234 Welcome

My ting just went skra all over her back

Posting on my private story (deleting the second she sees it) sending her tik toks (15 in a row unanswered)

Art school math class. We are learning fractions. Not kidding

“I don’t have any pronouns” dats the gayest shit u coulda said homie

I actually lost all my money betting on tennis