As my net worth crumbles to pieces, the “CT savior” drunkenly parties away.
He sold $BTC @ 73k.
He sold $SOL @ 210.
He sold $WIF @ $4.
But most importantly, he sold me — no, US — a dream.
A dream of prosperity.
A dream of freedom.
He’s mocking us.
Get up…
Fight.
A formal Twitter Space(s) invitation to
@blknoiz06
.
Please listen to the whole message. I really appreciate your time.
@bsol_x
@kmoney_69
@NotChaseColeman
— I would really appreciate it if you guys vouched for me to Ansem and let him know how much this would mean to me.
To
Behold!
On behalf of me, a message to
@a1lon9
regarding
@pumpdotfun
from the memecoin trading community:
You’ve seen the numbers, Alon. The choice is yours…
Tick. Tock.
—
Please tag Alon in the comments so we can get a response from him.
In hindsight, I'm really happy that
@blknoiz06
unfollowed me.
Why?
Because it means he noticed my tweets and he had an opinion about me.
Not only that, but the act of unfollowing is very significant:
First, he typed my username.
Then, he considered whether he should keep
A lot of people ask me, "Could, what is conviction?"
I always answer with a screenshot of my $BILLY position.
(Sold and bought back for personal reasons, but at the same price so it's fine. Don't believe me? Check my wallet: 8XSaFjTHd2qHiLW6wG6bHcLQHZUn2GQqCijnDvMJexYQ)
Sure,
So you're telling me one of the guys behind $USDC also launched the first Bitcoin-native stablecoin protocol on Runes?
And that same protocol has a community-owned Rune memecoin called $BAMK with a complete schizo cult who have the goal of ending the fed?
This narrative
#POCHITA
(sibling of $BONK) went to 40m in an hour.
$NEIRO (sibling of $DOGE) got listed on Binance and went to 600m.
$BAG (sibling of $WIF) went to 130m.
Meanwhile, $ELLIE (only sister of $POPCAT) is sitting at 100k?
Say what you want about "family tree plays," but the market
Everyone is welcome to join. I'd love to get to know all of my new followers.
I will be hosting this alongside my friend
@goldensuspended
. I recently met him but he's very nice.
Let it be known that me flipping your follower count was not by chance.
Lands a finishing blow on you
It was completely intentional.
Spits on you
Never steal my content again.
Walks away, then looks back at your bleeding-out body
And by the way...
Your tweets are horrible.
Thanks for letting me on your spaces today,
@notthreadguy
and
@leap_xyz
!
I had a blast doing an impression of
@realDonaldTrump
for you.
(Starts @ 00:29)
I’d love to get on another spaces with you two VERY soon!
Hi
@Banks
This is my application for your upcoming party.
Thank you for your consideration.
—
To all my friends & supporters, I’d appreciate some kind words and vouches in the comments.
@FlippingProfits
Growls
Listen here, "Profit."
Smirks
What a stupid name by the way
Walks closer towards you
I'm just going to assume you don't know who I am.
Because if you did...
Fireball appears in my hand
You definitely...
Starts laughing
AND I MEAN DEFINITELY
Manically laughs
Thanks
@RoundtableSpace
@MarioNawfal
for letting me sing my song about memecoins ( $JOE $BILLY $WIF $MOG) on your spaces today!
Please don’t tell me to charge my phone.
As always, lyrics are in the comments.
Excited for the next spaces!!
@iamJMinx
@David10x3
Hey,
@inversebrah
.
Mind posting this?
Maybe you could use the following caption: "Mogging the $BILLY haters and destroying their arguments with logic."
If you don't like my caption idea, that's fine.
But I think this would be a great post for you.
Feel free to crop it too.
@FlippingProfits
@GrandFNF
Head twitches
Profit.
Giggles
What.
Snaps
Did.
Snaps
I.
Snaps
Tell.
Snaps
You.
Takes a deep breath
You have FIVE MINUTES to take down this post.
Or else there will be consequences.
Closes eyes
Profit: "No, fuck you! Hahahaha I'm going to keep my post up."
Opens
Safe to say I saved $fwog
(That's a lot of words that start with 's.')
Please send my supply allocation here: 8XSaFjTHd2qHiLW6wG6bHcLQHZUn2GQqCijnDvMJexYQ
@solfwog
@ColeThereum
A public apology to
@VersusFNF
Apology song starts at around 0:52
(I got cut off at the end, but I was trying to say that it’s nothing personal if I didn’t mention your name in the song. It just wouldn’t have fit the rhythm)
I’m sorry.
Hey
@inversebrah
, it's me again!
Check out the screenshot attached to this tweet (sorry if it's too big).
In any case, I think it's safe to say I absolutely DESTROYED
@0x_Prototype
in this argument.
So, could you please consider posting this on your account?
If not, it's
@0x_Prototype
@motherofqianbei
I'm just sitting on an office chair in my room right now - not on my knees.
For reference though, I am about to take a shower; regardless, I only stand up in the shower because if I got on my knees there I'd get contaminated by my pee residue.
Today, $NEIRO (sibling of $DOGE) broke 800m.
At the moment, $ELLIE (sibling of $POPCAT -- the DOGE of cats) is sitting at 400k market cap.
For retail, this is the most digestible narrative ever.
Cat coin supercycle --> $POPCAT rips to 10b+ --> Popcat's sister follows.
Fade at
A lot of people are saying “Imagine the smell at 100k $BTC.”
Here’s my response:
Please watch till the end.
I’m sorry for being inactive recently, I was on vacation. I will start uploading consistently again.
Please let me know if you have any suggestions.
This space will vamp all of CT.
You don’t want to miss out.
@blknoiz06
@kmoney_69
@notthreadguy
@leap_xyz
@a1lon9
hopefully coming.
A song specially written for Ansem (and sang directly to him).
Memecoin impressions.
Roleplaying.
Interviews.
Live in 30 minutes.
Everyone is welcome to join. I'd love to get to know all of my new followers.
I will be hosting this alongside my friend
@goldensuspended
. I recently met him but he's very nice.
In this spaces, I will be speaking about my vacation with mu co-host
@goldensuspended
.
I hope
@blknoiz06
@kmoney_69
and
@notthreadguy
will attend (and of course, the rest of my friends, but that goes without saying).
Ansem, I still really want to sing my song to you.
Everyone
A message to everyone saying
@blknoiz06
is washed and that
@MustStopMurad
has more pull than him:
I agree that Murad leading
#SPX6900
to 800m was impressive.
However, I'd like to remind you that Ansem sent $WIF to 5b. Yes... BILLION. With a 'B.'
Remember who your king is.
@thetradingchick
No sex? Ok seems easy enough.
No sugar? Well I guess I could do without that for a bit.
No alcohol? Haram anyways, no issue.
No porn…?
Ok this is where I’m going to have to draw the line because how do you expect me to jerk off and spend time with my loved ones if I can’t
OFFICIAL PRESS CONFERENCE (ANSEM AND COULD)
—
@blknoiz06
our journey isn’t over.
Script + more details in the comments.
To everyone, please listen to my whole message (I know it’s long, sorry).
If you're going to steal my tweet, at least format it correctly.
Hey, could gang...
Looks behind my shoulder
Do him in, would ya?
Winks
***
You guys (could gang) all charge in on
@SalsaTekila
.
I stand and watch for a few seconds as my supporters defeat Salsa, then walk
In hindsight, I'm really happy that
@cz_binance
unfollowed me.
Why? Because it means he noticed my tweets and he had an opinion about me. Not only that, but the act of unfollowing is very significant: First, he typed my username. Then, he considered whether he should keep
Hey
@notthreadguy
@cryptunez
!
Thanks for having me today and letting me sing my song about
@monad_xyz
for you two!
(Starts at 0:07 — lyrics will be posted under this tweet.)
Sorry about messing up at the beginning and in the middle.
In any case,
#MONAD
to the MO(o)NAD! 🚀🌕
Maybe it's best if I just leave this place forever...
Context: the market has been in a downtrend ever since I started uploading content to put smiles on people's faces.
(Keywords of this tweet have been highlighted for your convenience while reading.)
Thanks
@RoundtableSpace
@MarioNawfal
for letting me sing my song about memecoins ( $JOE $BILLY $WIF $MOG) on your spaces today!
Please don’t tell me to charge my phone.
As always, lyrics are in the comments.
Excited for the next spaces!!
@iamJMinx
@David10x3
Thank you
@Vitamul
for the follow!
As a token of my gratitude, here is my $JOE impression.
If you guys enjoyed my content, here's my (ETH) tip wallet: 0x69D77b4858D4A965e01dA3e24F533c6F73106f11
While tips are appreciated, what I truly care about is that you listened to my
@LeonidasNFT
$BAMK doesn't need posts on X.
The objective of $BAMK is what the objective of crypto has always been.
Ending the fed.
Being bullish crypto is being bullish $BAMK.
@0xLeoInRio
@_ShaniceBest
Hey Jack, was nice speaking to you on spaces today
I linked my Tweet below with some info about $BAMK
For reference, $BAMK is the memecoin and $NUSD is the (first) stablecoin on BTC
Both have the same team tho (read more abt them below)
Thanks
So you're telling me one of the guys behind $USDC also launched the first Bitcoin-native stablecoin protocol on Runes?
And that same protocol has a community-owned Rune memecoin called $BAMK with a complete schizo cult who have the goal of ending the fed?
This narrative
@notthreadguy
Hi threadguy!
Guess what?
Threadguy: "WHAT HAPPENED COULD???"
Today I got followed by Ansem!!!
But that's besides the point.
I was wondering if you wanted me on the podcast, or maybe we COULD do a spaces together?
I am very entertaining, and my specialties include speaking
@0xLeoInRio
@TheNftTheorist
@_ShaniceBest
Hey Jack, nice speaking to you on spaces today
I linked my Tweet below with some info about $BAMK
For reference, $BAMK is the memecoin and $NUSD is the (first) stablecoin on BTC
Both have the same team tho (read more abt them below)
Thanks
So you're telling me one of the guys behind $USDC also launched the first Bitcoin-native stablecoin protocol on Runes?
And that same protocol has a community-owned Rune memecoin called $BAMK with a complete schizo cult who have the goal of ending the fed?
This narrative
$BTC looks ready to enter the SPIRAL ZONE.
Don’t understand?
In simple terms, the price of BTC is about to skyrocket so fast that it will LOSE ITS TRAJECTORY on the PLANE OF TIME.
Yes, you read that right.
BTC will MANIPULATE THE CHRONOLOGY OF THE UNIVERSE with the sole