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If I do not mention your name or your twitter handle it means my tweets are not for you. Please do remember that the universe does not revolve around you. FIX YOUR INSECURITY ISSUES BEFORE YOU COME AT ME.
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@salshaindr
Njir, bulan lalu habis dari Bangkok kita jalan di belakang rombongan bule bau banget keteknya trus pas banget denger mereka lagi ngomong tentang mandi. Salah satunya pede banget bilang, "I didn't shower this morning." and she was very proud of what she said 😭😭😭😭
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Hallo admin
@hrdbacot
tolong di RT ya kali aja ada yang lagi nyari-nyari loker buat intern.
Thank you
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Lo jadi adik ipar apa gak malu bikin thread ginian? Kalau gak mampu ngehidupin diri sendiri sampe harus dihidupin kakak dengan cara nelantarin istri sama calon bayi, ya min lo punya malu ya anj.
Esoknya Dina minta uang lg utk kebutuhan sehari2. Dlm kurun waktu beberapa jam karena chatnya blm dibalas, Dina mengancam ia akan pinjam uang ke keluarga besar & teman2 kk sy. Pesan yg diunsend dina di ss terakhir pesan ‘nggak jadi’ as in nggak perlu ditransfer. (27/30)
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@DeaLivianii
@Aleunoia1
@piyopikavet
@OtanEmbassy
Kenapa sih orang kalau tolol tuh selalu ngerasa paling benar, udah gitu galak pula 😑 Shameless
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@stroberimilkis
@pingpong_addict
@nobody80189
@ctrlshn
@selphieusagi
Biasalah kak orang bodoh tuh emang gitu, tong kosong nyaring bunyinya 🤣
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Nobody believes me when I said Brunei is such a beautiful country but heyy look at this people!!!
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Educating myself about korean pop industry. Thank you
@SUJUmemories
for translating and sharing the document.
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@miund
Psikiaterku kalo aku tanya "gimana?" dia ngomongnya, "coba menurutmu gimana?" yang artinya sama dengan: pikir aja sendiri 😭😂
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@habibthink
Yang begini disebarnya tiap hari Jumat sih di kampus, trus klo yg ceweknya ngadain kajian gitu
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Like "❤️" this tweet and I'll write something honest and random about you.
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Pardon my bare-faced face but I just want to tell that I love my new hair colour.
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I deserve to be loved the way I want to be loved. No one can tell me otherwise.
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@hyejusfem
@inmyatmosphere8
@Jiyongiiee
Must be why they stan those tone deaf girls because they are also tone deaf themselves. What a shame
@cibubulan
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"Kenapa harus nyukup2in 3 juta sebegitunya" Sist, that's all they have, they are trying to survive with that money.
Your hair care product costs half of their income, of course you won’t get it
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@opinijelek
@worksfess
Wkkwkwk pilihan tepat, ku juga s.pd kak tapi memilih untuk gak menderita dengan gak jadi guru
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To all the boys in my past who said:
"You need to lose weight or you'll end up like your friends."
"You better use sneakers instead of heels."
"You better wear t-shirt instead of dress/mini skirt."
"You better tie your hair."
And such, go to hell babe :)
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Hal-hal yang gue pelajari semenjak menanggung biaya hidup sendiri tanpa campur tangan orang tua:
1. Beli barang kalau uang yang dimiliki bisa membeli barang tersebut sebanyak 2 buah, kalau belum ada uang segitu mending mikir dulu, dan kalau masih pengen juga nabung dulu.
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Hari ini aku jalan-jalan ke dua tempat ibadah berbeda, yang kutemukan selalu sama, damai dan cinta kasih.
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Thanks for coming from Bogor
@botolgunaulang
walaupun cuma sempat ketemu buat dinner but I'm so happy today! I know you love me so stay around for my birthday (again) in the future.
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Note to self: never compare your struggles in any kind of situation to other people. Everyone went through the shits you never know, it is not your place to compare yours to them. If you can not be kind, just shut up.
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LAH ADA AKU! Buaya terakhir 😔 gimana sih kan kenyataan ya, emang gak bisa janjiin selamanya, perasaan manusia berubah 😭😭 Masa kek gitu dibilang buaya.
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Somebody will leave us,
Somebody will abandon us,
Somebody will eventually fall out of love with us,
Somebody will hurt us,
Somebody will not going to stay forever in our lives and that's okay.
That's okay.
We will be okay. Always.
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@tikabanget
Padahal kalo pake taksonomi blooms siswanya lebih gampang belajar, kemampuannya jadi bisa dinilai dan diasah.
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Panteslah ya
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You gotta believe in yourself and perhaps someone out there will believe in you just as much as you believe in yourself.
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Had to cut these in half because i look so smoll in full pictures, and these didn't make it to instagram.
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Shoutout to
@botolgunaulang
who has been very patient in handling my indecisive-annoying personality since Thursday, from bearing the "Mau cafe bagus, bisa sebat sambil kerja." to "Boleh pilihin makanannya gak? Banyak banget aku bingung."
"MAU KE KEBON!"
..and the list goes on.
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"Kamu bangga gak perut aku buncit? Karakter development kan?" Adhit, 2021.
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Kind reminder not to compare yourself with others. You should track your progress and compare it to your past self instead of other people. That way you'll be more forgiven and less resentful to yourself.
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@giasmahesanya
@habibthink
Iya sih, kedoknya kajian isinya malah gitu :") dulu pernah diajak ikut pas awal masuk kuliah 😂
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Having a secure and stable bf really does help me to thrive. I don't have to feel like I'm walking on the edge every day.
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Apa gunanya bayar hairstylist mahal? Biar kalo bingung mau warna rambut apa, tinggal dateng dan bilang, "I don't want something that is mainstream, but not too bright. I have no pictures as references. I'll leave it to you."
Lalu hasilnya begini:
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OMG!!!! THESE ARE HEAVENLY FRUITS!!
In my hometown we call the fruits with the red flesh as Lahung which equivalent to "Whore" in English.
Just imagine when I asked my dad where and why did he go in a rush, he said, "I'm going to buy Lahung."
🤷🏻♀️
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Pokoknya kalo chat anda itu saya balas tidak kurang dari 20 menit, berarti anda itu udah lumayan masuk di kepala saya. Sekian.
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I guess the only way to protect yourself from getting hurt is to run away from people you love.
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Penting banget cuti, buat kenal sama diri sendiri. Bisa mikir waras dan memahami bahwa kadang ketika sibuk yang dipikirin bukan diri sendiri tapi orang lain. Gimana mau ngurus orang lain apabila diri sendiri aja tidak terurus.
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Bits and pieces of my emotions.
A thread:
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How can someone be so fluent of letting go while I'm here stuttering to even say goodbye?
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..but what are we if not a being with tangled thoughts and desires craving for anything that is pretty.
new embroidery and poem in the making
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Incident piercing tetek nyangkut ini masih kejadian padahal bentar lagi setahun, it's painful af 😭😭😭
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@tikabanget
Iya mbak, taksonomi bloom bagus juga dipake buat ngejelasin atau ngajarin sesuatu ke anak hehe
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@autosolved
@bideogaymes
"She cleanses herself of all the sins she's done" sounds like us
@clicheslice
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Spending Raya day by myself for the last 3 years. I am happier, I don't have to pretend to be someone that I am not.
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Heran kok ada ya orang yang penjahat tapi dia playing victim seolah aku penjahatnya sampe setiap orang dia ceritain gimana aku jahatin dia padahal orang-orang di circle kita udah pada tau dia penjahatnya 😂😂 gak malu ya halu
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Selamat hari guru untuk semua guru yang dalam segala situasi tetap menomorsatukan pendidikan untuk para didiknya. Semoga jalan kalian terang dan dimudahkan. Thank you for being the light for all of us, we are forever grateful to you.
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Let people enjoy things they want to enjoy as long as it doesn't harm others. GAK USAH BACOT NGOMENTARIN HIDUP ORANG, URUSIN HIDUP SENDIRI AJA SANA!
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@banjarbase
Mbak, sebelum ngelabrak cewek itu, mending pacarnya mbak dulu deh dilabrak. Jangan sampe udah ngelabrak si cewek tapi pacarnya mbak gak mbak apa-apain, kan kalopun salah berdua mbak bukan sendiri. Ingat, bisa aja yang mulai pacarnya mbak :)
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Despite the fear and the paranoia, I had a great time out and about in Jakarta while still following PSBB guidelines. Wearing mask and getting takeaway coffee as well.
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It is hard to not look at the mirror and seeing a beautiful person and how amazing it is that she is still standing regardless of how much terrible things she has gone through but it's also hard to not see what she did to herself, the scars, the sagging skin, everything.
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Veg dumping alias sop sayur isinya semua sayur di kulkas dimasukin ke panci. Wortel sama brokolinya masih crunchy, lalu ada anggur Bali yang rasanya kayak sababay.
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Giving him space won't make him stays, he'd make a room for someone else out of the space you give to him.
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Is she flexing for her ability to write for herself or asking for help? You'll never know.
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@glrhn
Ini ya dad, bahkan untuk VGR aja mereka yang mengadakan vaksin berbayar ini birokrasinya ribet banget, kantor aku udah usahain VGR buat warga kantor sejak awal adanya info VGR sampai sekarang belum terlaksana karena dari mereka secara birokrasi ribet.
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Me: *sharing deck on meeting* explaining the plan
Also me: *keeping up with chats orang-orang minta balas cepat*
KENAPA SIH ORANG-ORANG TANTRUM DI SENIN PAGI? Coba dilihat itu lho ada tulisannya: Presenting, ya sabar woy.
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Boyfriend once again is sleeping so early and easy. I wish I were him, I wish I could have that much inner peace. I wish.
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Letting go doesn't means that you stop loving him. Letting go means you let him free from your expectation of who you want him to be. Letting go means you let him to be with whomever he wants to be with even if that person isn't you.
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It's been a year according to Islamic year, how time flies.
I still miss you, at times when I feel the happiest, when I feel like I'm at my lowest, and I miss you when day is just a normal day. I miss you, I hope you rest well there.
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Bagaimanapun makasih ya atas bunga cantik dan mahalnya yang aku tau kamu pasti juga bingung kenapa aku suka banget bunga. I love you!
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My quarantine life consist of me online shopping multi-purposes tissue, and toilet paper, as well as contemplating of what kind of foods to order then end up with me buying a dozen of bottled mineral water instead.
If this is not peak quarantine culture, idk what is🙅♀️
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I know this isn't instagram but I'm just gonna drop some pictures of me.
Night vs Day
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Date someone who wants the same thing as you. If you don't want commitment, date someone who wants the same thing. Don't date someone who wants marriage because in the end, both of you will end up losing yourself in the process of loving each other.
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Dulu waktu masih diet, aku berasa kek punya tujuan hidup gitu. Harus turun berat badan. Makan diatur, olahraga teratur, laksatif juga ada. Eh sekarang, bodo amat, makan nasi padang 3x sehari juga gak pp.
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Me: *typing* I miss you
Me: *delete it*
Me: *typing* I miss you
Also Me: Fuck it! I can't do this. I'm..I CAN'T DO THIS! Bye!
((( the story of me end up not texting him )))
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I love you even if it goes unreciprocated, I would still choose to stay by your side even if you'd run around the world for someone that you love. I love you, regardless.
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@banjarbase
Ya trus masalahnya apa? Yang hamil dan melahirkan inya, memangnya km mau menanggung sakitnya?
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3 years and I still got butterflies in my stomach everytime my bf smiles. DEMI ALLAH WOY INI PASTI PELET.
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