gooood morning, digital extensions of fleshy peeps looking at screens! on this cycle, i've decided to make more of an effort to talk about other people's problems rather than continually talk about my endless hunger pains!
maybe it'll just be easier for everyone that way.
good morning, assorted biomasses of the world. in order for me to get drunk, i'd have to consume the liquid amount of the pacific ocean in alcohol. have not attempted - do not dare me to chug, because i will do it.
apropos of nothing, but anyone ever think about how weird the state of illinois is?.. but, sort of being there like that. would anyone miss it if some hypothetical, half-powered potential world eater eat it like some slice of pie?
just hypothetically, of course.
mad respect then, vems'. even if evil is more of an unobjectively individualistic concept than something agreed upon in its totality, your metaphorical heart is in the right place
for real though, all the people hung up on life & death is whack considering the cyclical nature of our existence & reality as a whole. maybe it's just me talking as a probably immortal entity, but to quote my combination mother-sister-daughter, the lady death: ๐๐๐๐.
the phrase "multiversal being" is thrown around a little too haphazardly for my liking nowadays... there's a different between one who is all & just like, a constant with their own independence.
someday we're all gonna have a serious chat about my dietary needs & why i absolutely will not eat this planet, then y'all better stop thinking i'm at all like daddy.
spoiler warning of course...
but daddy here does have the unfortunate resemblance to your common garden new englander picking what lobster he wants to eat out of the tank.
// just saying, but any active/future galactus account that might want to interact & having real father-daughter bonding interactions with their obscure, cosmic prodigy. i would be forever grateful ๐
& i'm sure we can set up a super cute & or cool dating profile for you. i know a bunch of science facts you could use as a bio & seem like, ๐๐๐๐๐ smart.
"easily comprehensible for humans answer?.. the daughter of Galactus."
the less easily comprehensible answer involves seahorse sciences, parasites and the dangers of pregnant whilst being a celestial.
happy pride month !~ as an act of solidarity, my father has promised not to attempt consuming earth for the whole of june, which... lets be real, is a tall order. but while he is many, many terrible things, a homophobe is not one.
@ReportinSpider
common misconception! her father actually predates the known universe & the celestials. although the event made his state of being close enough to your common garden arishem.
her? little more complex. celestial offshoot? enlightened leech of the power cosmic? girl? any/or.
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โ Well , think of it like this , if someone tried to take your food , you wouldn't like that . But in this case , it's less food and more a mortal's life .
. . The fact she doots is rather funny thoughโ
well it wasn't directed at him persay; but seeing as you too are kinda nepo-y... and purple, maybe we aren't so different you and i
but you're like, european royalty and i'm of an omniversal, fabric of the universe sorta lineage.