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Cheating not that bad unless you a woman
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That hoe cldnt even be friends with a bitch im fucking
@ActiveMak
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So yall mean to tell me this with a BBL ain’t in the playoff hunt? 👀
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@AyeReggie SHE WENT TRIPLE PLAT IN THEM LIKES
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@Chan_Channnnn @deanuyasha @miakhalifa Why in the hell wld you sub to her she on the internet already
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@elitelife_kd AYE NIGGA LMFAOOOOO
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@Soulful1865 How she put this shit on
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@JozuJoestar They put meek on this nigga shit I can’t believe this
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
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@DotoDoya Lmfaoooooooo Ight man
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ENGORGED
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@nanx1___ @AriTheDon I know her backshots sound like EOD practice ranges
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Fucking demon
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THAT NOLIA CLAP
@ziggyyy_2
Dutchess 🦚✨
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
10 months
search “nigga” in your camera roll and post your favorite photo
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
10 months
@_perfectpiece Me too niggas be like “who turned on this take the crown by force ass music”
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Ms London have you scared for ur meat like lil buddy you bout to go thru sum shit tonight
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@MissDezzyy_ Recreate it
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Man them fucking glasses don’t mean shit when your stomach rumbling
@bugaaboo214
TYRANT 𐚁 Cowboy Bugaaboo ★
1 year
Actually so pissed because… SHE SEARCHED FOR YOU IN ORDER TO GIVE THEM… AGAIN! smh
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I see both sides sum of the loans be wild but nigga if you took out 100k for a art degree and gender studies I’m not gonna feel bad for you
@YoNipplesSoft
Fat Kid Saving America (2-2)
2 years
This entire student loan dialogue shows how humans have crabs in a bucket mentality
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
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@vaeredd @Tahjdontcap I know that ain’t who I think it is
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Yall say this every call of duty trying to relive the glory days give it up man
@omgitsbirdman
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we are in 2009 again
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I’m not surprised
@creamerszn
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7 months
randomly seeing my bookmarks while i’m casually scrolling my tl will never not shock me. twitter is like “hey ik you’re busy laughing but let me remind you that you’re a fucking FREAK”
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He on ur girl page looking for signs of unhappiness right now
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
10 months
I like yall kpop people man yall stand on business
@54hrtz
Terra ✰⋆ IA
10 months
anime fans are so odd because what’s the big difference?
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Avi misleading as fuck
@BaddTiaaa
BIGT
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#TheIssues 🖤🤍
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Revisionist history cuz y’all hated that middle child I’m not tryna hear it
@The25thNigga
Bam²⁵
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Kinda crazy how every Spider-Man is a goat
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Army full of fine women I fucked up with this airforce shit
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
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“I’m just a girl” you just need to shut the fuck up
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It’s some bad bitches that be in Tysons corner brother
@NOTSubzerodrew
I shouldve been raising kanan
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Ain’t nobody in they right mind going to VA to get bitches
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It shldve been my dick that’s getting sucked AHHHHHHH
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
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What does this gotta do with anime lmfaooo
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@Khanyiii98 @6uhle WHAT LMFAKOOOOO
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Idk if you ever tell a nigga #boyspeedup
@hibsidnolic
The GM 🇨🇻
7 months
I don’t know if it’s #BoySlowDown or #BoySpeedUp
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
10 months
Grown men be crying about mental health nigga if you don’t get some money
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@SpeedyNCOB_ NIGGA LMFAOO
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
11 months
These niggas make music for people who wanna die but scared that’s it gonna hurt to much
@cannbae
☠︎ 𝕲𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕭𝕬𝕰 ☠︎
11 months
ONE GOTTA GO FOREVER WHAT YOU CHOOSING 👀
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If you ever said elite milk you shld get ur ass whopped
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Everybody on this app so mean
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I wldve passed out
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That second picture fucked me up bad
@otgyana
YANA 🫀
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🥢
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My problem is I wanna be ALL the bad bitches joy
@FraudActivity_
Racks
2 years
Relationships can be so simple but y'all don't wanna be someone else's joy
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Woman said she they like the mysterious laidback nigga in the group and you been quiet for 3 months straight no pussy no numbers
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WHOA I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE AH LETS GO RIDE A BIKE WITH MY WIFE AH My wife’s real young my wife real small Let’s go to the beach and play with a beach ball Praise Jesus God and my Wife Let’s go to the beach and ride a bike
@kiyaminx
no smoke mai
8 months
what bar y’all think I was spittin? 😂
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@Vizzy_Baby @JeffHerc @Exiledscoop3r You rather a murderer than a coward?
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Some of yall not as important as yall think yall are in the grand scheme of things
@phiinnaaa
Jojo🦋
7 months
Do they really not teach Americans about world geography cause yall do be a lil bit slow when it comes to world knowledge 😭😭😭😭😭and I mean that in the nicest way possible
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@fine__winebb Son the caption is killing me they not even trying
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Any nigga with God first in his bio will most certainly show you the real evils of human society
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They hate you but I adore you
@tinaturttle
Tina Turtle 🐢
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Felt cute
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Jordan wldve shot you in ur chest
@MindOfKB
KB
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By age 36 Dame will have made $451 million from NBA contracts alone, won a gold medal, and made the NBA top 75 list. At that point, fuck a ring.
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PUT HER IN CUFFS
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You do see put together prostitutes all the time they on Twitter
@lovergiiirll
Yeeaah
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Why do prostitutes always look rough?? I’ve never seen a put together one.. and men really be paying to have sex w them
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@NigerianAmazon What sport you play?
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He in there giving her that duragdandy
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Women telling you that you weird for watching anime is funny as hell
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I read this at first like damn id love to get my shit beat in my sleep but I understand now you was getting punched on
@NlCOMACCIAVELLI
𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒐 ⛨
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When my ex was bored she'd beat me in my sleep then when I woke up she'd quickly pretend to be sleep
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This definitely a white dude
@justky1018
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SEE!!!!
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@opiumroro Her ass went on a comedy show where they roast each other
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Getting buckets nigga
@DevinMcHale_
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Now that he’s retired can we ask what the fuck was he doing here
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@90zTai Nigga Lmfaoo
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This the type of feet you take a picture of a put in ur wallet
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Jerk me off on camera I been acting brand new
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Cmon man
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You posted them long ass Bress
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Shoot him in the fucking chest
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She is so damn pretty to me it’s insane
@MUNCHRIH
jay ☆
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we moved on too fast
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@KodenameC Why you won’t put me on big bruh
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@cortezgotcooked
tez
10 months
“I’m in Savannah Close friends bitch ass nigga”
@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
10 months
I wonder what Udoka told Bron to get himself ejected 😂😂😂
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What happened to yearning for one another
@notasiaxnique
𝒂𝒔𝒊𝒂 𝒎𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒒𝒖𝒆
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Too eager for the link? Yeah I’m deading it 💯
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Women are scary
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“Why don’t men obsess over women anymore”
@aliyahInterlude
⭐️IT GIRL⭐️
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what age in your twenties is the best to be a whore ?? asking for a friend
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Yeah you grilled some shit Alrite
@Lubzio
Lubz♟️
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Beef hotdogs. I do this grilling shit
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@69Lioneljoseph @behrgriss @BigTig_ @_smarttakes_ That actually makes it harder to defend tho brother dribble moves are now more creative and fluid because of the lax calls but I agree midrange is a lost art but that’s simply because why take a long 2 when I can just expand my game to 3
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