Akaashi: Bokuto, this is my mom. Mom, this is my Bokuto.
Akaashi, realising what he just said: Wait no, I meant— that’s not what I—
Bokuto: Hello, I am HIS Bokuto.
Kuroo: Why is Bokuto crying in the bathroom?
Akaashi: He’s drunk.
Kuroo: And?
Akaashi: I told him that I’m married.
Kuroo: But he’s your husband.
Akaashi: [sighs] I know.
Bokuto: [drunk] I love Akaashi.
Bokuto: He has the most incredible eyes and he's so beautiful.
Akaashi: [blushes] That's--
Bokuto: Shhh! Don't tell him!
Akaashi: [smiling softly] Okay. I won't.
Bokuto: I have two words to tell you.
Bokuto: I love you.
Akaashi: That's three words.
Bokuto: Yeah but you and I are one.
Akaashi, tearing up: I s-see
Stranger, flirting with Akaashi: So did it hurt?
Akaashi: Huh?
Stranger: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Bokuto, protectively sliding an arm around Akaashi: It didn't. Because I was there to catch him.
Bokuto: This is real.
Akaashi: I know.
Bokuto: You're my husband.
Akaashi: I'm your husband.
Bokuto: You married me. In front of people.
Akaashi, chuckling: I know. I was there.
Priest: Okay, repeat after me.
Bokuto: After me.
Priest:
Priest, to Akaashi: Are you sure you want this one?
Akaashi, tearing up and smiling fondly: Yes.
Bokuto: [sends Akaashi a picture while working out]
Akaashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Udai: Right? This work has been killing me.
Akaashi:
Akaashi: Right. Work. That's exactly why I'm screaming. Because of work.
Atsumu: Why is Akaashi crying?
Bokuto: He's happy.
Atsumu: About what?
Bokuto: He took one of those "Which MSBY player would be your boyfriend" quizzes.
Atsumu: Who did he get?
Bokuto: Me.
Akaashi: You know, Kuroo-san gives Kozume flowers everyday. Why don't you do that too?
Bokuto: Okay.
[the next day]
Bokuto: [gives Kenma flowers]
Kenma: ???
Bokuto: I'm confused as well.
Bokuto, sweating: There's something I want to ask y-
Akaashi: So you're finally proposing?
Bokuto: How– how did you know?!
Akaashi: Kou, you've dropped the ring 5 times during dinner.
Akaashi: I even picked it up once.
Bokuto, about to sleep: Can you turn off the light?
Akaashi: Sure, just give me a second.
Bokuto: [lies down and closes his eyes]
Akaashi: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Akaashi: You missed our anniversary. Goodnight. [turns off the light]
Bokuto: [sits up with his eyes wide]
Bokuto: Wanna help me with my wedding?
Akaashi: Oh you're getting married?
Bokuto: Yeah!
Akaashi: That's nice. What do you want me to do?
Bokuto: Be my husband.
Bokuto: Hello, 911? I accidentally raised my voice at my dog and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: Is this Bokuto Koutarou again? Sir, we've talked about this.
Bokuto: P-please don't do this.
Bokuto: Please, Akaashi I love you.
Bokuto: Keiji, Ji, baby, love of my life, please. Don't do this.
Akaashi: [placing down a +4 card while smirking] UNO!
Akaashi: [wearing Bokuto's shirt]
Bokuto: Stealing from me again?
Akaashi: What?
Bokuto: First my heart, then my clothes. What's next? My last name?
Akaashi: I mean, if you want to.
Bokuto: What?
Akaashi: What?
Akaashi: Bokuto-san texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable."
Konoha: And..?
Akaashi: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on 6 dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.
Bokuto: Can I say something?
Akaashi: Sure.
Bokuto: Your smile is the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen.
Akaashi: Can I say something as well?
Bokuto: Yes!
Akaashi: This smile only exist when I’m with you.
Konoha, disgusted: I think I’m gonna throw up what the fuck.
Akaashi: Aw... I cut my finger.
Bokuto, entering the room: Wheee ooo wheee ooo wheee ooo!
Akaashi: What the–
Bokuto: [stops and puts a bandage on Akaashi's finger]
Bokuto, leaving the room: Wheee oooo wheee oooo!
Akaashi: ...
Bokuto: [makes a joke]
Akaashi: [laughs]
Bokuto:
Bokuto: You laughed.
Akaashi: Uhm yeah.
Bokuto: You should do that more often, you look so pretty when you're happy.
[at 3am]
Bokuto: Hey Keiji, wake up.
Akaashi, half asleep: What is it?
Bokuto: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Akaashi:
Bokuto:
Akaashi: What the fuck?
[bokuaka as parents]
Child: Dad, can I go out?
Bokuto: What did dad Keiji say?
Child: No.
Bokuto: Then why should I let you?
Child: Because he's not the boss of you.
Bokuto, internally: This is a trap.
Akaashi: You have plenty of great qualities Bokuto-san.
Akaashi: For example, [points to his chest]
Bokuto: My heart?
Akaashi: No, I meant your tits. But your heart is also a good quality.
Akaashi: Do you remember all those years ago when you stole my heart?
Bokuto: What?
Akaashi: I've been planning my revenge since then, I want to steal something from you too.
Akaashi, taking a ring out of his pocket: I want to steal your last name, Koutarou.
Kuroo, to Akaashi: That shirt looks great on you!
Akaashi: Oh, thanks!
Kuroo, smirking: I bet it would look even better on Bokuto's bedroom floor.
Bokuto:
Bokuto: Did you just hit on him for me?
Kuroo: Someone had to.
Kuroo: Akaashi will never agree to this plan...
Bokuto: Sure he will.
Kuroo: He already refused it three times when I asked!
Bokuto: Alright, watch a master at work.
Bokuto, turning to Akaashi with puppy dog eyes: Can we–
Akaashi: Yes.
[Bokuto gives Akaashi a little paper]
Akaashi: [opens the paper]
"do u love me? ( ) yes ( ) no"
Bokuto:
Akaashi: Kou, We've been dating for 3 and a half years.
Bokuto:
Akaashi: [grabs a pencil and writes next to "( ) yes ( ) no", "(x) every single day of my life"]
Bokuto: What’s your last name?
Akaashi: You already know my last name, Kou, it hasn’t changed.
Bokuto: [getting down on one knee] Maybe it’s time it does.
Bokuto: I’m going on a date with Akaashi. Any advice?
Atsumu: Don’t act too interested.
Bokuto: Got it.
[Later]
Akaashi: My grandmother recently passed away.
Bokuto: Who cares.
Akaashi: What's that?
Bokuto: A cake.
Akaashi: For who?
Bokuto: The admin. It's her birthday.
Akaashi: Why are our faces on it?
Bokuto: Because we're awesome.
Akaashi:
Akaashi: Makes sense.
Sakusa: So in this box, we we'll put the most important things in our lives, okay? Any questions?
Bokuto: [raises hand]
Sakusa: We cannot put Akaashi in the box.
Bokuto: [lowers hand]
Bokuto: [hands Akaashi a cup of water]
Akaashi: Huh, Koutarou? What’s this for?
Bokuto: Atsumu says you get thirsty around me.
Akaashi: [chokes on water]
“Just friends” but they look at each other like it’s not gravity keeping their feet on the ground, but that special smile they only use when the other is around.