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welcome back karasuno
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let kids believe in santa! you still believe in haikyuu s5 getting animated soon
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and everybody is watching him but he's looking at youuuuouuuouuu~
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he grew
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Bokuto: So you're gay?
Akaashi: Bi, Bokuto-san.
Bokuto: I'm so sorry! Don't go, it's none of my business sorry.
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i honestly forget sometimes
name a character whose queerness is so obvious to you that you genuinely forget its not canon
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Akaashi: Bokuto, this is my mom. Mom, this is my Bokuto.
Akaashi, realising what he just said: Wait no, I meant— that’s not what I—
Bokuto: Hello, I am HIS Bokuto.
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if they dont animate bokuto's "akaashi, give me your 120%" i will sue
🚨 BREAKING: Haikyuu!! Final Part 2 has just been added to the MyAnimeList database !!
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Akaashi: You forgot to do something.
Bokuto: [kisses him] There, now let's sleep.
Akaashi: Nice try. Now do the dishes.
Bokuto: Damn.
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Bokuto: I need you.
Akaashi: For?
Bokuto: Ever.
Akaashi [voice cracking]: Oh, okay.
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Bokuto: Truth or dare?
Akaashi: Truth.
Bokuto: I dare you to kiss me.
Akaashi: [kisses him]
Atsumu: He didn't even pick dare?!?!?
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Kuroo: Why is Bokuto crying in the bathroom?
Akaashi: He’s drunk.
Kuroo: And?
Akaashi: I told him that I’m married.
Kuroo: But he’s your husband.
Akaashi: [sighs] I know.
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Bokuto: [drunk] I love Akaashi.
Bokuto: He has the most incredible eyes and he's so beautiful.
Akaashi: [blushes] That's--
Bokuto: Shhh! Don't tell him!
Akaashi: [smiling softly] Okay. I won't.
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Fukurodani's coach: While I’m gone, Bokuto, you’re in charge.
Bokuto: Yes!
Fukurodani's coach, whispering: Akaashi, you’re secretly in charge.
Akaashi: Obviously.
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Bokuto: Do the thing.
Akaashi: [genuinely smiles]
Bokuto, breathless: Oh my god…
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Bokuto: I have two words to tell you.
Bokuto: I love you.
Akaashi: That's three words.
Bokuto: Yeah but you and I are one.
Akaashi, tearing up: I s-see
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Bokuto: How did you know I was gonna propose?
Akaashi: Kuroo hasn't been able to look at me without crying all month.
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Stranger, flirting with Akaashi: So did it hurt?
Akaashi: Huh?
Stranger: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Bokuto, protectively sliding an arm around Akaashi: It didn't. Because I was there to catch him.
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Bokuto: This is real.
Akaashi: I know.
Bokuto: You're my husband.
Akaashi: I'm your husband.
Bokuto: You married me. In front of people.
Akaashi, chuckling: I know. I was there.
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Priest: Okay, repeat after me.
Bokuto: After me.
Priest:
Priest, to Akaashi: Are you sure you want this one?
Akaashi, tearing up and smiling fondly: Yes.
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Bokuto: [sends Akaashi a picture while working out]
Akaashi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Udai: Right? This work has been killing me.
Akaashi:
Akaashi: Right. Work. That's exactly why I'm screaming. Because of work.
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[At the movies]
Bokuto: Can I have two tickets, please?
Employee at the movies: For "Romeo and Juliet"?
Bokuto: No, for Akaashi and me.
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Akaashi: Okay, I'll introduce myself first. I'm Akaashi Keiji and I'm–
Bokuto: [walks in the room]
Akaashi: Very gay and very single.
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Atsumu: Why is Akaashi crying?
Bokuto: He's happy.
Atsumu: About what?
Bokuto: He took one of those "Which MSBY player would be your boyfriend" quizzes.
Atsumu: Who did he get?
Bokuto: Me.
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Akaashi: You know, Kuroo-san gives Kozume flowers everyday. Why don't you do that too?
Bokuto: Okay.
[the next day]
Bokuto: [gives Kenma flowers]
Kenma: ???
Bokuto: I'm confused as well.
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Bokuto, sweating: There's something I want to ask y-
Akaashi: So you're finally proposing?
Bokuto: How– how did you know?!
Akaashi: Kou, you've dropped the ring 5 times during dinner.
Akaashi: I even picked it up once.
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Bokuto, about to sleep: Can you turn off the light?
Akaashi: Sure, just give me a second.
Bokuto: [lies down and closes his eyes]
Akaashi: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Akaashi: You missed our anniversary. Goodnight. [turns off the light]
Bokuto: [sits up with his eyes wide]
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haikyuu!! dialogue but add ‘bestie’ after random sentences
i'll start: We are the protagonists of the world, bestie
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Bokuto: Wanna help me with my wedding?
Akaashi: Oh you're getting married?
Bokuto: Yeah!
Akaashi: That's nice. What do you want me to do?
Bokuto: Be my husband.
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Bokuto: Hello, 911? I accidentally raised my voice at my dog and I need to be arrested.
911 operator: Is this Bokuto Koutarou again? Sir, we've talked about this.
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Bokuto: P-please don't do this.
Bokuto: Please, Akaashi I love you.
Bokuto: Keiji, Ji, baby, love of my life, please. Don't do this.
Akaashi: [placing down a +4 card while smirking] UNO!
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Akaashi: [wearing Bokuto's shirt]
Bokuto: Stealing from me again?
Akaashi: What?
Bokuto: First my heart, then my clothes. What's next? My last name?
Akaashi: I mean, if you want to.
Bokuto: What?
Akaashi: What?
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Akaashi: Bokuto-san texted me "your adorable" so I texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable."
Konoha: And..?
Akaashi: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on 6 dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything.
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Bokuto: Can I say something?
Akaashi: Sure.
Bokuto: Your smile is the prettiest smile I’ve ever seen.
Akaashi: Can I say something as well?
Bokuto: Yes!
Akaashi: This smile only exist when I’m with you.
Konoha, disgusted: I think I’m gonna throw up what the fuck.
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Akaashi: Aw... I cut my finger.
Bokuto, entering the room: Wheee ooo wheee ooo wheee ooo!
Akaashi: What the–
Bokuto: [stops and puts a bandage on Akaashi's finger]
Bokuto, leaving the room: Wheee oooo wheee oooo!
Akaashi: ...
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Bokuto's sister: Koutarou, your boyfriend is here.
Bokuto: Akaashi is not my boyfriend.
Bokuto's sister: Yet you knew exactly who I was talking about.
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Bokuto: [makes a joke]
Akaashi: [laughs]
Bokuto:
Bokuto: You laughed.
Akaashi: Uhm yeah.
Bokuto: You should do that more often, you look so pretty when you're happy.
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Akaashi: I'm one year older now!
Bokuto: Amazing! That means I'm one step closer to my dream.
Akaashi: Which is?
Bokuto: To grow old with you.
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Bokuto, muttering: Future husband says what.
Akaashi: What?
Bokuto: Woah that’s bold of you.
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[at 3am]
Bokuto: Hey Keiji, wake up.
Akaashi, half asleep: What is it?
Bokuto: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Akaashi:
Bokuto:
Akaashi: What the fuck?
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Akaashi: Can you recommend me a book that made you cry?
Bokuto: General mathematics 6th edition.
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Akaashi: Why is it spelled "camouflage" and not
Bokuto: Not what?
Akaashi:
Bokuto: NOT WHAT??
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[bokuaka as parents]
Child: Dad, can I go out?
Bokuto: What did dad Keiji say?
Child: No.
Bokuto: Then why should I let you?
Child: Because he's not the boss of you.
Bokuto, internally: This is a trap.
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Akaashi: You have plenty of great qualities Bokuto-san.
Akaashi: For example, [points to his chest]
Bokuto: My heart?
Akaashi: No, I meant your tits. But your heart is also a good quality.
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Bokuto: The other day, I was arguing with Akaashi and in the middle of it, he took off his glasses and said “I don’t want to see you right now".
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Akaashi: Do you remember all those years ago when you stole my heart?
Bokuto: What?
Akaashi: I've been planning my revenge since then, I want to steal something from you too.
Akaashi, taking a ring out of his pocket: I want to steal your last name, Koutarou.
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Kenma: Okay, look at the biggest thing on the court.
Akaashi: Okay.
Kenma:
Kenma: Why are you looking at Bokuto's ass?
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|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
bokuaka soulmates
|____＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|
\ (•◡•) /
\ /
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| |
|_ |_
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Bokuto: [sneezes]
Akaashi: Bless you.
Bokuto: Oh I'm already blessed by having you in my life everyday.
Akaashi: [blushes]
Konoha: What the hell?
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Akaashi: I want a boyfriend.
Konoha: No, you just want Bokuto.
Akaashi:
Akaashi: I want Bokuto as my boyfriend.
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Kuroo, to Akaashi: That shirt looks great on you!
Akaashi: Oh, thanks!
Kuroo, smirking: I bet it would look even better on Bokuto's bedroom floor.
Bokuto:
Bokuto: Did you just hit on him for me?
Kuroo: Someone had to.
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Akaashi: I love you.
Bokuto: I love you more.
Akaashi:
Akaashi: Don't start something you won't be able to win.
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Akaashi: We all have our demons.
Akaashi, grabbing Bokuto: This one’s mine.
Bokuto: [smiles innocently]
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Bokuto: [throwing rocks at Akaashi's window]
Akaashi: You have a phone for a reason!
[Seconds later]
[Thump]
Akaashi: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE?!
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Akaashi: You’ve been watching anime for the past 10 hours, go and read something instead.
Bokuto: [turns on subtitles]
Akaashi: [too stunned to speak]
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Atsumu: They're married.
Sakusa: Prove it.
Atsumu, calling out: Akaashi-kun?
Koutarou and Keiji: Yes?
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Akaashi: "Ass or tits?"
Akaashi: Why choose one when Bokuto has both?
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Bokuto: Wow, he really seems to hate us.
Akaashi: Maybe he’s homophobic.
Bokuto: But we’re not gay.
Akaashi: ...We’re not?
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Kuroo: Akaashi will never agree to this plan...
Bokuto: Sure he will.
Kuroo: He already refused it three times when I asked!
Bokuto: Alright, watch a master at work.
Bokuto, turning to Akaashi with puppy dog eyes: Can we–
Akaashi: Yes.
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Akaashi: What’s your password?
Bokuto: snowwhiteandthesevendwarves
Akaashi: Huh? Why?
Bokuto: I don’t know, it asked for eight characters.
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Bokuto: Your tosses are amazing, Tsum-Tsum!!
Atsumu: Better than Akaashi's?
Bokuto:
Bokuto: Your tosses are amazing, Tsum-Tsum!
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[Bokuto gives Akaashi a little paper]
Akaashi: [opens the paper]
"do u love me? ( ) yes ( ) no"
Bokuto:
Akaashi: Kou, We've been dating for 3 and a half years.
Bokuto:
Akaashi: [grabs a pencil and writes next to "( ) yes ( ) no", "(x) every single day of my life"]
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Bokuto: What’s your last name?
Akaashi: You already know my last name, Kou, it hasn’t changed.
Bokuto: [getting down on one knee] Maybe it’s time it does.
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Bokuto: If you need anything I'm available 24/6.
Kuroo: Don’t you mean 24/7?
Bokuto: No, saturdays are for dates with Akaashi.
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Bokuto: [staring at Akaashi]
Akaashi:
Akaashi: What are you looking at?
Bokuto: My world.
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Bokuto: I’m going on a date with Akaashi. Any advice?
Atsumu: Don’t act too interested.
Bokuto: Got it.
[Later]
Akaashi: My grandmother recently passed away.
Bokuto: Who cares.
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Bokuto: [gets down on one knee]
Akaashi: Omg it's finally happening.
Bokuto: [ties his shoelaces]
Akaashi: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
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Kuroo: Did you two kiss?
Akaashi: No!
Bokuto: No!
Kuroo: Double negative, so that's a yes!
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Akaashi: What's that?
Bokuto: A cake.
Akaashi: For who?
Bokuto: The admin. It's her birthday.
Akaashi: Why are our faces on it?
Bokuto: Because we're awesome.
Akaashi:
Akaashi: Makes sense.
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BOKUAKA WAS FINALLY CONFIRMED TO BE CANONLY DATING!!! OMG?????
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Sakusa: So in this box, we we'll put the most important things in our lives, okay? Any questions?
Bokuto: [raises hand]
Sakusa: We cannot put Akaashi in the box.
Bokuto: [lowers hand]
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Bokuto: Hey hey hey, I'm Bokuto Koutarou! And you are?
Akaashi: Not as straight as I thought I was.
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me whenever haikyuu is trending thinking we're finally getting a season 5: 🤡🤡🤡
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Bokuto: [hands Akaashi a cup of water]
Akaashi: Huh, Koutarou? What’s this for?
Bokuto: Atsumu says you get thirsty around me.
Akaashi: [chokes on water]
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Akaashi: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Bokuto: Three words.
Akaashi:
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yes so true
“Just friends” but they look at each other like it’s not gravity keeping their feet on the ground, but that special smile they only use when the other is around.
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Bokuto: I have a new hoodie.
Akaashi: /We/ have a new hoodie.
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Bokuto's and Akaashi's stage actors are literally perfect and nobody can change my mind.
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Bokuto: Are you mad at me?
Akaashi: Did you do something to make me mad?
Bokuto: ...No.
Akaashi: Then why would I be mad at you?
Narrator: He was mad.
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Bokuto: Hey, can you help me with this zip?
Akaashi: Of course!
Bokuto:
Bokuto: Up, Akaashi.
Akaashi: Oops, sorry.
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Bokuto: I'M GONNA DO IT!
Konoha: DON'T DO IT!
Bokuto: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
Akaashi: Please don't do it.
Bokuto: Okay, I won't.
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