corey kindberg (he/him)
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welcome to tinsel town | brand strategist | tbwa chiat LA, r/ga, edelman alum | new yorker in LA.
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celebrating 10 years sober today which is the most insane magical thing. sobriety is the gift that literally keeps on giving and i'm so grateful for the life i have now.
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ad agency employees walking around their client's midwestern office
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don’t forget to charge your straight friends their ally tax! happy pride!
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i got engaged this weekend and let me just tell you getting engaged fucking slaps
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i'm leaving r/ga at the end of the year and the team got together to roast me and these are the best slides from the deck
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someone asked me what my day to day is like recently and honestly i wake up, open an email, and absolutely black out for 12 hours until i come to at the end of the day
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people who share their whole desktop and not just the window when screen sharing are insane. the few, the brave, the chaotic. a lawless life.
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people who do not accept meeting invites and just leave their calendars tentative are actually terrorists
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i love my job but there is no greater hit of dopamine than trying to be poached
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NUTTER BUTTER ADDED ME TO THEIR CLOSE FRIENDS AND CALLED ME A NUTTER BROTHER
WHAT GAY MAN DID THIS
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i will stare at a deck for like 3 hours with just head empty, no thoughts and then for a solid 10 minutes be filled with three solid thoughts and that is my process
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if you’re at my wedding and you propose to someone at my wedding i will fucking end your whole life
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some personal news…meet shiv. the best little girl in all the world.
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sometimes i think i wanna be a person who posts on linkedin but i just don't hate myself enough to really commit
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here are the three important questions to ask at your next interview, a thread:
1) what type of sodas do you have in the office? too many times have i gone to work somewhere where pepsi was/is a client and that means they can't have diet coke in the office
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i'd pay an obscene amount of money to just talk to my dog for 5 minutes and ask a few questions
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i'm 8 years sober today.
my anniversary is always something i'm super proud of but also surprised by. sobriety isn't easy and it's not always fun but damn it's better than my best moments using.
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i love interviews because they’re like “what do you do in your free time?” and like i do absolutely nothing i ride my peloton and spend money on skincare like what do you want from me?
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i feel like now is good as a time as any to mention that i’m moving to LA in june for a job and signed a lease today so you know there’s that
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i think it’s insane that dogs can be picky eaters. girl i’ve seen you eat dust. you’re not gonna eat this expensive kibble?
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excited to announce my promotion to CCO the chief cutie officer
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the best bosses are the ones who show you how to make your work better. the worst bosses are the ones who tell you exactly how to make the work.
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i am literally begging some of y'all to learn that you don't have to share your whole screen. you can literally just share one window.
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recruiters when you're looking for a new job:
recruiters when you just got a new job: hey! how are you?! you good? busy? want this job?
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euphoria is one of the best shows on television.
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imo the best advice i can give you is when your boss asks if you're free for a chat it's totally okay to ask if you're in trouble or not before getting on the phone
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a great ice breaker that we should use more often to really understand people is "who is your number one enemy and why?"
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sorry to every creative i’ve ever worked with because my mom thinks i made the work and it’s just easier this way.
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i've used things my therapist tells me in so many decks that i am truly getting my money's worth
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like on a scale of 1 to a meeting with HR can my OOO reply be “i can’t talk right now i’m doing hot girl shit”
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i don't get very braggy about my work on here but verizon fortnite stadium, a brief i wrote right before leaving r/ga, just took home 3 silvers and 3 bronze from the 2021 clios and i am very proud of that brief and that team
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i think i like spending holidays alone the same reason i like traveling alone and it’s because i can do whatever i want when i want and no one can even suggest what i should do
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all the best bosses i've ever had are women so i just don't think men should be in charge
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me from 5PM - 10:29PM: exhausted i’m baby
1030PM - 3AM: baby we are alive
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i've written 3 slides so now i get 30 minutes of tiktok time those are the rules i don't make them i just follow them
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spent $830 on the vet for them to tell me nothing is wrong with her. in these cases i think you should get your money back.
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i've been having 830AM meetings for the past few days and i have realized that if i become a morning person i will become too powerful
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i want to quit my job and start a newsletter of things people should spend their money on like goop
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i am genuinely impressed with the amount of people who spend all day listening to people talk for work to log on to clubhouse and listen to more people talk
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making me build a deck in powerpoint is actually just like being waterboarded
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the best thing i ever did was add a standing 9am - 10am block on my calendar. the girlies will never get me thinking that early
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watching someone dig themselves a hole deeper and deeper on this website is really just one of the few joys we have left
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my favorite part of the night is when everyone starts talking about their trauma
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i'm back at work today after 3 weeks off and i have no idea how to have a job
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me 5 minutes into therapy: so this week was good i don't have much to talk about
me at the end of therapy: i have no idea where any of that came from and i guess i had a lot to say
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my mom worked in finance and she loves to casually mention that my salary was her bonus so i love it here
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it seems like a side effect of the vaccine is wanting to buy things i don’t need
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it’s annoying that i can’t mark texts as unread
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im eating outside in LA and it’s 75 degrees and people are asking to have the heaters turned on????? grow up
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it is insane to me that people who are not good at their jobs mentor people but also CHARGE PEOPLE FOR THAT MENTORSHIP
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i want a sue me section on my website so bad
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we're moving away from surprise and delight and towards obvious and apathetic
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for every 2 slides i build i get 5 minutes of online shopping those are the rules
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i love when fitness instructors are like “pull your ribs down!” as if anyone has a fucking clue what that means
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yesterday my therapist asked if he could say "the g-word" and i thought he meant gay but then he said god and i am still laughing about it!
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if you’re not spiraling while writing a creative brief then where the fuck you at
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me, a strategist: i have to be very strategic about this
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the core different between new york and la became clear during my soulcycle class. in la they’ll start the class late if people are running late. in new york they lock your ass out.
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i was not told that if i became a morning person M-F it would also impact how late i sleep on the weekends and someone should’ve told me that
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i and i can’t stress this enough would kill for her
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i was telling the front desk guy that i needed a break from work and that's why i'm in palm springs and he goes "what do you do?" and i told him "advertising" and he just goes "im sorry"
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when i die a twitter thread will automatically publish of everyone whose ever wronged me and a brief explanation of what they did
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if someone ever asks me to join a meeting in the metaverse i will simply just walk into the middle of the street and go the one true metaverse - heaven.
To understand the process and motivation behind agencies moving into the metaverse, Ad Age took a look at 11 agencies that have made investments in creating virtual office-like spaces:
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a thing i always love is the "strategy gets a month to write the brief and creative gets a week" and i just wanna know where y'all working that you get a month?
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the first 2 minutes of season 2 euphoria should be hung up in every art museum around the world and played on loop.
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whenever my calendar is the blocker for a meeting i am just absolutely drunk on power
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today is a bones day but it’s feeling like a no bones day
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weworewhat starting a tiktok and the teens coming to run her off the platform is just chefs kiss
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the nyc tiktokers making parodies of the viplist tiktok is the niche content i love (h/t
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the first thing my mom says to me for our christmas facetime is “you look exhausted” and i almost hung up
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*me writing a brief*
draft one: four score and seven years ago
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so tomorrow i just like get on a plane (delta of course the literally only good airline out there) and then idk live in LA? seems weird
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i have never met a guy that called himself a good guy and was in fact a good guy
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Hey everyone. It's the Social Media Intern. They gave me the Twitter password. Might mess around and make a thread, idk. 👀
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i know it’s saturday night but also it’s sunday night
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me during the few working weeks between thanksgiving and christmas break
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buying a couch is absolute trash. y’all want 2,000 of MY dollars to sit, take a nap, and occasionally be dry humped? im so good
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if you react to my messages in teams with a thumbs up and not a heart i just assume you hate me
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i'm thirty years old
have some money
and no prospects
i'm already a burden to my therapist
and i'm frightened
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i'm so fucking serious when i tell you this is the best show on tv and you're insane for not watching it
‘INDUSTRY’ achieved an audience record with the third episode of Season 3, raking in 370,000 cross-platform viewers on Sunday night.
(Source: )
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i won’t be going home for thanksgiving but i did order a dinner for 4 from whole foods for myself which i feel like is the best move.
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I love this campaign so much and I need them to do this same spot but about couchguy.
What do we think of the new TikTok global brand creative campaign?
“You have to see it”
Agency: Publicis Le Truc
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i'm actually thrilled to have a boyfriend and make it my whole personality now
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this is the best scene in all of gossip girl and my personal north star
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you can live well AND get revenge. they're not mutually exclusive. anyway my enemies will rue the day.
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