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Video store clerk of the internet. Former film critic. Horror, politics, satire, games, comedy, comics, & the kitschy keen.🥥🌴🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🇺🇦🧦
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@Acyn
The idea that conservatives are trying to frame themselves as the new punk movement while standing for everything they hate is so funny to me.
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@PopBase
Trump will ensure Netanyahu will "finish the job" and make Gaza a parking lot. This is why this election is so important.
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Just a reminder: you aren't allowed to dislike Halloween Kills.
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Halloween
Halloween Kills
Halloween Ends
Halloween Ends?
Halloween Never Ends
Halloween Better End
Halloween Isn't Ending...
Halloween End it Already
Halloween Ends This Time...Really...Trust Us
3 Halloweens and a Baby
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Shoutout to character actor Robert Longstreet who shows up in both Halloween Kills and Midnight Mass and is always killing it in the small amount of screentime he's given.
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@acnewsitics
Do these people look into a funhouse mirror and think their body has suddenly transformed?
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I love horror movies.
But I hate haunted houses/mazes.
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search your favorite movie in gifs and choose one that sums up 2020 for you
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I know The Sixth Sense was a cultural phenomenon when it came out, but I feel like people often write it off as "that movie with the twist" and it is so much more than that and every time I watch it I always come out of it thinking it's one of the best horror movies ever made.
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@Acyn
Stolen Valor approach is not going to work. But they are out of touch so they will try their best. 👍
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@CultureCrave
I was told by twitter profiles with American flags in their names and few to no followers that this show was terrible and nobody wants to watch it because it's woke.
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Found out about serial killer Dorothea Puente today. Surprised I've never heard of this one.
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Hey, my biopsy results came back!
Today's secret word is:
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@theliamnissan
I remember conservatives saying I was lying about January 6th as it was happening...live...and I was tweeting about it...live lol.
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Today I learned everyone at my work thinks I'm a serial killer.
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@acnewsitics
This is like the 40th time since the felony counts I've seen a Trump supporter threaten death to people who oppose him. Wild stuff.
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The new Home Alone movie should have been like Halloween 2018 where the role of Laurie Strode is Daniel Stern freshly out of prison, trying to rebuild his normal life, and Kevin McCallister stopping at nothing to ruin him with his elaborate, sadistic traps. Missed opportunity.
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Am I the only person who has always hated talking on the phone, even before texting? Please tell me there are more of you out there. I need this one W.
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@SocDoneLeft
The same reason they are so openly hateful towards trans women but jack off to their porn at the highest rates. Always projection.
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Fuck me, I tested positive for Covid.
Gonna be doing a lot more twitch streams I guess.
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@Acyn
These people are so spineless. No matter what is said and done, they all eventually fall in line.
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#NowWatching
Fright Night (1985)
I don't really remember anything about this movie so I'll just call it a
#FirstTimeWatch
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A video of Madison Cawthorne leaking doing weird, naked stuff and making strange ooga booga noises and putting his dick in his friend's face was not at all what I was expecting from twitter today, but here we are.
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Supposedly there are still 5 Suncoast Motion Picture Companies in existence?
Who knew!?
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Here's my political beliefs:
I don't give a fuck who you vote for.
If you have cancer, I don't think you should go bankrupt paying your hospital bills.
What political party is that?
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These films turned 20 this year.
Which is your favorite?
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Which of these films from the 2010's is your favorite?
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Which of these 4 films featuring serial killers is your favorite?
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Rolled the movie dice and got 2002.
Which of these 2002 horror films is your favorite?
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What is your favorite of these 80's action films?
The Terminator
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Robocop
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Predator
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Die Hard
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@RonFilipkowski
Roseanne used to represent the working class. She's been swallowed up by these rich posers pretending to care about the average American while quietly taking away any social safety net they have behind the scenes. Wild.
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Good news! I tested negative for covid! My self-quarantine is officially over. 👌 Now I am free to continue to not do anything!
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Which of these sequels is your favorite?
T2: Judgment Day
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The Dark Knight
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Empire Strikes Back
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IJ: The Last Crusade
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"That's a lot of candy, Cord. How many kids you expect are coming today?"
Me: Kids?
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Changing my bandages just now and found this on my stomach? This normal?
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So, Disney Plus compiled a "Treehouse of Horror Collection" on their streaming service. However, when you play an episode, it autoplays the next episode in the season---not the next Treehouse of Horror Episode! WHY WOULD YOU FORMAT IT THIS WAY!?
#FirstWorldProblems
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Me watching this scene in the Sixth Sense in my 20's: "Wow, what a weirdo."
Me watching it in my 30's: "Oh, I totally get where he's coming from."
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Remember when lying about a blowjob got somebody impeached? Simpler times.
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4 movies I watched endlessly as a kid.
Which is your favorite?
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Drunk and watching Speed. I'm happy with this decision.
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You know, I always thought Michael Douglas in Falling Down was just some guy who lost his mind one day. But now after talking to Sprint customer service for 90 mins, I totally get it.
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Any of y'all remember Stephen King's Storm of the Century? I remember liking it a lot when I was a kid.
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I'm pretty convinced that 95% of the people using phrases like "banana republic" not only don't know what that even means, but are exclusively regurgitating it from other people's tweets who also have zero idea what it means.
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#mensmentalhealthmonth
Also, on a more serious note, I got a depression and anxiety screening today. It's something I've put off most of my life and just want to encourage anybody who is debating to do so. You don't have to suffer in silence. ✊
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Guy on the street in my neighborhood just sold me this for 250 bucks! You jelly?
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4 films that give me a lot of anxiety.
Which is your favorite?
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