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@mybldyvlntne
@anpaure
> OP is CS major
> Job market bad
> can’t find job in cs
> resorts to working in food service while holding a stem degree
> job market so bad that even restaurants aren’t hiring
> brokie makes comment to tell his parents that CS isn’t as secure as they think it is.
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@real_defender
@harryjsisson
You can’t write off political contributions, respect you for glazing trump but don’t yap
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Worst twitter thread in history.
Genuinely worse than that LinkedIn one about engagement and B2B sales
Ryan Garcia isn't just a professional boxer, but also a seducer.
He started flirting with Bobbi Althoff in less than an hour.
Here's how he did it:
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@mataharipapi
@xbtGBH
I would kill myself rather than write something like this 💀
Who does bro think he is by saying “it’s now the age of the East”
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@yacineMTB
Saar as a fellow Indian, I want whatever you are smoking to come to this conclusion
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Imagine unironically asking for dating advice on an app filled with 30+ single Indian males who immigrated to the US
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Never giving my sister my card again.
What the fuck do women even do at sephora bro
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Twitter isn’t a dating app, your future wife isn’t on twitter, go touch grass
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@big_polar_bear1
Man this reminds me of the time when
@FBIDallas
came to my house and harassed me violating my 1st amendment rights for tweets I made online
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Dude, I am fucking beyond tired of the guys that are 5’8” and complaining about height, like I’m a fucking dwarf and I’m broke. Like please shut the fuck up
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Imagine not using + aliases, fucking noob
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Some dude told me to put his fries in the bag 2 days ago, today I dmed him his social security number and where he lives; never felt better
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New Yorkers be like: Does anyone want to sublet my apartment while I go get groceries?
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I’d shit my pants if someone came up to me and just doxxed this account
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Going a week Going a day
without sleep at 16 without sleep at 18
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God has willed for Jeremy Fragrance to step on our barren soil and bring forth peace and prosperity. He has not forsaken us
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Came back from Cancun, had fun
Get your money up not your funny up
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Drug abuse? I would never; I love cocaine like my wife's son (I don't love him)
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@PBanpoys
@LCplofMarines75
@Rothmus
How bro thought sjoberg was a Jewish name is super funny to my tbh
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Finally old enough to fuck off to some remote countryside cabin and enjoy my birthday by myself
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@202accepted
you only lost 97% you can make it back. you have 16k spend it on 0dte's. trust me. i am a registered financial advisor (im not but still trust me)
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Fake cus no one on blind has a gf
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@AmericanAir
one of your flight attendants touched me without consent and I haven’t been able to sleep for the last 3 days because of this trauma
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“Go talk to bitches”
Bro I literally have not talked to a female since 5th grade
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Negative aura for the entire race, I can’t even step outside without losing
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I think everyone who likes teeets that make no sense because it reminds to me to correct the horrible fucking sleep deprived tweets
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$ONG paying off my credit card bills
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If the West Bank doesn’t belong to Jews, why is it called a bank?
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I wish colleges just gave you one exam for the entire course material and called it a day
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570 for this shit is insane
Yes the most uninspired and overdone eva design on a tee shirt ($570 btw) yeah who tf is buying this? this is cringe
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@WSBPresElect
@DrEliDavid
Still crazy that the country we ally with for intelligence didn’t have intelligence regarding a terrorist attack on their own country
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Mom always taught me to give back and in the honor of my bro that died last year, this bag is partially dedicated to you.
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Imagine being married to a bitch smarter than you, doesn’t even matter if she’s the breadwinner but losing out on intellect is wild
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Finally finished my assignments from 2 days ago 🙂
Now time to grind the other ones from yesterday and today
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@1owroller
My friend recieved a pitchdeck from this dude wanting to do fractional ownership on race horses and literally everything seemed cool until I saw their own crypto token that gives you extra “perks” when investing, like why??? Everything was perfect till I saw crypto
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The amount of cringe tech bros on this app is embarrassing go take your mental retardation to LinkedIn lil bro 😭🙏
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You can choose your wife/husband but your kids can’t choose their mother/father
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Literally no one told her to become the grinch
Men are not responsible for her alien angular face. She is.
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LITERALLY HOW????
70th percentile LSAT score and bro got into yale
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@RobertFreundLaw
Grow a light stubble and change up the hair and I can very sessile see this happening
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That time when I asked this one girl out, she said and I quote
“I’d rather kill myself than be seen hanging out with you”
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Raheem Shah is no more. I was forced to hold in my hate under that account.
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Throwback to senior year of hs when I asked a girl out and she said “am I so ugly you thought you had a chance”
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