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University life is actually glamourised looool you lot think we’re out here finding the love of our lives and partying away, we’re actually just tired and depressed LOOOL.
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Sexual attraction is EXTREMELY important for a relationship to work.
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Not a single measurement, this is it chief. Welcome to black cooking where we season to taste.
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These assignments really be wanting 3000 words for some shit that takes no less than 100 words to explain.
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123movies needs to chill with the pop ups about local babes in my area ready to sex me, im just tryna watch incredibles.
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📍Me. |. |. | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ . |.📍Attending university. |. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _l. |. |. |.📍Creating my own personal reading week.
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If I come to Leicester would you give me a tour? x — Its Leicester not fucking Miami
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Realised my boy’s relationship was deep when i walked into his room and saw his girl making a wig on his head.
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As a tall guy my girl cant be too short, we cant be walking around looking like some bar chart kmt.
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Explained to my mum that my sleeping pattern is messed up because i stay up late to do my assignments and she got hella excited, she thinks im GRINDING looooool nah mumzy i left it last minute.
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Had to leave Nottinghill Carnival early, flinged my shoulder with too much passion and now im sitting in A&E with a dislocated shoulder. 😢.
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Jhene Aiko is actually that bitch, she sings so peacefully but shes actually chatting crud. This woman will harmoniously smoke you🤣.
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my babes has to be on my sleeping pattern, how can you leave me up alone at 3am? childish.
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girls between the height of 5’0ft - 5’6ft are elite. The rest of you are basketball players.
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Conservatives are using Labour ballot cards as roach as we speak.
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Black girls are actually constantly put down, then people complain as to why they act so defensive.
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Pretty girls with natural bodies and respectable jobs, you lot are still winning. Don’t let social media fool you.
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I can care about you and still cut you off and i can miss you and never talk to you again.
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Drake and J Hus hugged like best friends who have not seen each other since secondary school.
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My boy booked a flight with his babes and instead of putting his name on the booking he put his tag LOOOOOL hes now stuck at the gate.
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When im at uni i want to be at home, when im at home i want to be at uni.
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How to end your relationship:. Step 1: Post your significant other on twitter. Step 2: Wait.
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None of us uni students would know how to properly Harvard Reference If wasn’t for CiteThisForMe.
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this is gonna be the best moment of my life.
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“You look beautiful 😍 send me this” then proceeding to save and delete the snap immediately >>>>>>>.
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YOU, yes you. Why are you scrolling on twitter dont you have assignments to complete?!.
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Rihanna has WAY MORE sex appeal than Cardi B. Thats not even a debate.
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Having a great personality is good and all but if my mouth doesn’t water for you then whats the point? Its equally as important as personality in my opinion.
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Yh you’re a sweet-one but can we do a duet of dangerously in love by beyonce together?.
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this tweet was made to EMPHASISE the importance of SEXUAL attraction & chemistry, not just general attraction. Thinking somebody is good-looking is definitely good and enough to start a relationship, however this must not be confused with sexual chemistry/attraction.
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Just saw some girls in the club whining to migrane skank, and before you ask. yes, yes they were.
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If she doesn’t change the snapchat messages to “24hrs after viewed” she doesn’t really want you bro.
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Clingy energy from the right person is beautiful, show me how much you fuck with me baby.
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The day i ever post my babes on twitter just report my account please, i got hacked by my emotions.
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ELITE selection of women.
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No Behaviour wristband collection was longer than the actual rave 🤣.
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I’ll happily lips my babes after she gives me head, don’t know what you man are on.
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Im super observant, i realise small things and connect the dots and BOOM, i ain’t into you nomo’.
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he tweets everything as a typo except the title for these videos, you aint fooling me dawg.
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Wow, I have an assignment due for a module ive never even attended. Kill me now.
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Im so picky, small things like a person’s gum to teeth ratio can bother me. Like, wyd with all that extra gum in your mouth mate?.
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Then they be wanting 12 words for something that take the whole dictionary to explain.
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well would u look at the time. 12. 11 ^ 1. 10 | 2.9 ⊙----> i wanna fucking. 8 4 cuddle o’clock. 7 5 . 6.
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I hate being on lockdown, when the gym reopens im going to spend 7 days a week still not going.
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My boys girlfriend is in Club Libertine and hes stressing out, he said hes gonna call the police and report a bomb threat in the club 🤣😂.
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I think its so disrespectful when black students use their phones in front of Black lecturers, they want us to prosper the most.
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People are paying their rent but don’t have airpods yet? loooool priorities mate.
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Texting and never linking is one of the quickest ways for me to get bored of you.
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Good terms or not, you should never violate your woman. She represents you.
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nah but honestly what is weird about a date at a museum or shooting range? these are lit date ideas how are they weird.
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When the conservatives win shout me for 50% off NHS, no time wasters.
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Police: where do u live?. with my parents. Police: where do ur parents live?. with me . Police: where u all live?. together. Police: where is ur house?. next to my neighbour. Police: where is ur neighbours house?. If i tell u, u wont believe me. Police: tell me. next to my house.
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Idk how clinginess can be annoying, i want the person i want to be all about me.
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two black boys on the bench, and the black girl yewandè went unpicked? we hate to see it but we knew it was coming 😔 #LoveIsland.
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We don’t credit enough how hard it is to be a female in this generation.
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if i dont speak to you why is my name in your mouth, obsession is crazy.
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I could never be with someone who already has a child, i want to be the first to share that experience with my woman.
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So you guys actually chill with uni friends outside of uni? oh. .
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Changing the accessed date on my references so it looks like i completed my assignment weeks before >>>>>.
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I put my wcw’s picture up for valentines but she put up fredo, lord change my story.
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The girls that used to put their mcms name in the love calculator are all Astrology lovers now.
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My brain has no heart and my heart has no brain. Thats why when i speak my mind i seem heartless, and when i do whats on my heart i seem thoughtless.
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i got too much crazy shit in my camera roll for me to be comfortable with this homescreen.
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You can’t say a whole uni is done out ere for the actions of a few individuals.
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Another year has passed and i have still not been to winter wonderland. I’ve come to to the conclusion im just butters, thats what it is.
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I told my wcw to look over my CV, after reading “excellent communication skills” she laughed and called me a liar. Should i beat her up today or tomorrow?.
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Ngl im so difficult, to be with me you need to be veryyy patient.
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