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@dipperdeep_5 @CoreyAStewart Lemme donate to the hurricane
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Really Madden? "EA Sport's coverage of the NFL takes us to the Mission Valley area of beautiful San Diego" #PS4share
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Mike Trout to the Padres locker room
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I’ll never say another bad word about Profar if he hits a grand slam here
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I thought what we had was special you son of a bitch
@CleGuardians
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For you, Cleveland ...
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@CJMPadres23 nice,nicni,cenice
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Since when is the ball hitting the top of the wall and going over not a home run?
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they do what
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Wait. Hold on. Who the fuck is eating baked beans or kraft cheese slices in a god damn movie?
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As we head into October, here’s a great breakdown of every state’s favorite movie candy! What does your state like?
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Do you think Jackson Merrill was online blaming Manny when Pedroia died
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Please someone make sense of this when this was ruled a home run.
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4 years
i thought the dodger fans said this wasnt a playoff series? cause they're playing like it is
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This picture just called me a slur
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Go Pads!!!
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dave roberts when someone pimps a homerun
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Imagine how loud PETCO would have been 😭
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Lol if the dodgers think that Grisham was disrespectful. Just wait for when Tatis his a walk off in the playoffs.
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Wear your fucking masks so I can go to baseball games
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@ChubbHughes @desusnice That requires some foresight.
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If the Padres trade Salas today does Preller get arrested for child trafficking?
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5 years
Show him swinging at 65 balls in the dirt now.
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So currently on the same page we have: Padres Twitter Padres Facebook MLB Twitter MLB Players Barstool Jomboy Bill Center Boomskie And on the other aisle: Chris Woodward Jayce Tingler Ranger’s television broadcast team.
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@FinnBalor Congrats on the sex
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Tatis throwing stuff at Manny
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What side are you on?
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Fuck you guys
@AdamSchefter
Adam Schefter
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The Powder blues now will be the Chargers’ primary home uniform in 2019. Sweet.
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@MambaBald @Browns With less than 10 seconds on the clock.
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wow can’t believe the sights of dodger fans giving up
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@TphamLV Wait that makes it sound like I’m done. I just mean I couldn’t stan harder than I am right now.
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Thanks btw
@Brewers
Milwaukee Brewers
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The #Brewers have officially acquired LHP Eric Lauer, INF Luis Urías and a player to be named or cash from San Diego in exchange for RHP Zach Davies and OF Trent Grisham.
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@WrestlePurists Quotes from 2019. And 2018. And 2011. And —
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@TeamCornyn Boy, this is quite the strange hill to choose to die on
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I don’t give a fuck
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@HoodieFrazier
roseanne 🥀
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Fernando Tatis Jr might’ve fucked up Anthony Rizzo’s season by not sliding back to first
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Here is the difference between the old and new Padres avatar. (Dark one is the new one)
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Road teams should also wear throwbacks when the home team is.
@Dbacks
Arizona Diamondbacks
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Final.
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I rooted for Matt Kemp, I can root for Madison Bumgarner
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lmao
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@midgetbubz
erica
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I don’t know where people get the audacity to ask people they don’t even know for money online.
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@Ken_Rosenthal It’s time
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@GaryDelozier @cnnbrk An attempt to win an election
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@SixersAdam lack of humor scene
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How to know when it’s time to deactivate your Twitter:
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how did we turn this and spare parts into Hader
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Fuck the Giants
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Next stop:
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I can finally unfollow Heyman
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gonna be hype when Rosenthal strikes out the side in the playoffs and posts a meme from the mound
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Just remember this you animals.
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@jesseagler
jesse agler
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@tims_burner @MLBUA decision not made by umpires. MLB office, specifically Chris Young.
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DING DONG THE MAYOR IS DEAD
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my favorite part about Austin Nola is he buttons his fucking jersey all the way up
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wow they deleted it right after posting
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The date is July 28, 2024. The dodgers are in the middle of a fire sale. The Padres are gearing up for their 4th title. Adrián Beltré is the getting inducted to the Hall of Fame today. The Cardinals have another game postponed. They haven’t played in 4 years.
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Hello. I’m physically not allowed to leave my building right now due to a gas leak. If I die I just want the world to know that I died with Manny Machado on my team.
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@Padres How many likes for a new manager?
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@AJCassavell Hader isn’t a big name. Only 5 letters
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Wow. 2020 @Padres Opening Day lineup was leaked.
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@Brotat0_ @dipperdeep_5 @CoreyAStewart Me getting ready to try and speed up the hurricane
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Cool to see Josh Hader out there in the 10th
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@williebloom
Willie Bloomquist
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SMH 🤦‍♂️. “Look at me... I need more attention”.
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Full transparency, this isn't good.
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When @Padres post another lineup with Kinsler in it.
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@astros The amounts of gifs and memes created, well in advance, to display in this Astros thread due to a loss is so sad. People were literally on standby to share this garage. Losers!
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*Padres win World Series* Other fanbases: “lmao 50 years and they only have one title. fckin lossers”
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@Rangers Gonna cry?
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it's like a nest of troll's how is one team so ugly
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@C_LosR
Carlos R
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Bout to really see what the padres are workin with 👀
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Me after realizing the Dodgers didn’t improve as much as it seems and their rotation and bullpen aren’t scary at all.
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@Athletics nice pajamas you got over there!
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Padres should hold a home run derby at PETCO with our own players. Our bullpen can throw to them.
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Look, @Padres , im going to be real with you. If Bryce Harper is signed by the Giants I will never spend another dollar on you.
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Welcome to the San Diego Padres where you can hit a grand slam and get in trouble.
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This happened just over 9 months ago. Just saying for any Friar babies that just popped or are about to.
@JeffPassan
Jeff Passan
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BREAKING: Free agent star Manny Machado has agreed to a deal with the San Diego Padres, league sources tell ESPN.
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Wait Moreland is already #18 lmao the body isn't even cold yet
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I’m rooting for Paddack because you fuckers are so pessimistic
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@enosarris @santiagouuuu We know. That’s why he has so many kids
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@BNightengale You should let your job go to a minority.
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I personally think that Lamet should not give up a hit tonight.
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