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Anonymous e$cort shitposting in between turning tricks. Midrange cause I’m lazy; branding strategy is letting y’all create a persona so valuable it’s priceless
Joined August 2023
@TheRubberCandy @amanda_brooks Horror movies are lullabies compared to the screeching dramaturgy exhibited by a man paying the lowest possible rate who feels he’s being deprived of his orgasm because you aren’t taking direction well enough to flawlessly execute Act IX of his journey into subspace bliss
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@AshleySinclair0 @TERA1PATRICK What are you positing ‘professional adult’ in comparison to exactly …?
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RT @celestialbe1ng: The idea that “women have always stayed home with the babies while men single-handedly funded everything” is pure brain…
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Pisses me off that medical stimulants are so hard to access because lots of people are trying to self medicate & if you have clean stims you won’t want street drugs. Everything is locked down because of the opioid crisis but that’s a unique pipeline
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@troubledh00kah Nice, I didn’t know they really work! The kind with snaps or Velcro? Latex or elastic?
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Then ofc they’re going to give clients in 2 of the cities TMTY rates… Now I get why clients are asking if there are extra unlisted fees or asking where exactly I’ll be coming from 🤦♀️
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RT @ThatRosaryGirl: This might be a little unpopular in my circle but if you’re a young woman that doesn’t have many financial responsibili…
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@AnonymousH00ker @DenverDomme Yikes. Yea they say that but that and a few community vouches & a blog is really the only things they’ve done to show they support us as much as we have supported them…
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@ZReady1200 @neliisa_zama Most women have reactive sexuality & only want your dick after you make her feel desired. Your dick being available if we can get it hard isn’t attractive by itself. If we want something just for sensation we can use an ergonomic toy that doesn’t need a sexy performance to earn
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RT @alyssaraetho: When I find out people at my job are actually into the thing we advertise I’m always like oh! I thought we were all prete…
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Didn’t Dutch ppl just go viral for how ridiculous it is to request money for people who had a cup of coffee at their house??
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RT @kaomi_k: Sexting the CEO and you still gotta interview for the role??? The kids are losing recipes.
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