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Conservative Patriot🇺🇲. Avid golfer. Former Ole Miss baseball player. If you don't want an honest answer then don't ask the damn question.....

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Joined December 2021
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4 months
YES I DID!!!!!
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2 years
Pray folks that the Buffalo player, Damar Hamlin, will be OK.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Yep!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
LMAOOL
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@colonelreb5791
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4 months
GOOOOD MOOOOORNING XITES!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Sorry ladies but I couldn't resist!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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7 months
Surgery went fine and my little happy ass is home 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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@colonelreb5791
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9 months
Okay I'm trying to figure out why a black woman would want to burn down Martin Luther King's Home place?????
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Got a NEW DON'T FUCK WITH ME ITEM!!!!! 9mm Glock
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@colonelreb5791
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9 months
DAMN RIGHT!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
What would Biden do if he was sniffing someone and they farted?
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@colonelreb5791
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4 months
Some of y'all will get this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
@patfkauffman Someone saw her "Johnson" hanging out.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
DUMB FUCK AT IT AGAIN!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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4 months
GOOOOD MOOOOORNING XITES!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
ABSODAMNLUTELY!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Ok, ya'll. Here's my FUNNY for today.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Lmaool
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Things that go BUMP IN THE NIGHT? Biden falling off of the TOILET 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@colonelreb5791
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8 months
This says it ALL!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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4 months
@DefiyantlyFree @LesterGarrison9 IF DONALD TRUMP IS NOT PRE-ELECTED IN NOVEMBER THEN THE UNITED STATES AS YOU KNOW IT HAS GONE FOREVER!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
My buddy got FIRED last night as a Bingo caller..... Apparently "A meal for 2 with a hairy view" is NOT the way to call out 69!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Question: Do they make any more heterosexual commercials? Look if you're gay then that is your business, not mine. Don't care! What I do care about is bringing it into MY HOME! THAT I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
I'm starting to see more people wearing masks again. Riddle me this: If a fart can get through 2 ass cheeks, underwear & jeans, then what makes you think that DAMN MASK WILL KEEP A VIRUS OUT?
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
OK, Twitterites it's been fun but I'm going to get off for a while. I am so tired of having to block people that are following me because they want to find a man. Until they can get this taken care of I will just sit on the sidelines. MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
TWO PIECES OF SHIT IN ONE PILE!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Seems about right.....
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
HELL YEAHHHHH!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
LMAOOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
DAMN RIGHT!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
@pamela17x Yeah baby!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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4 months
DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Look ASSHOLES, GOD made Man & Woman. You're either one or the other. You gotta "DICK", then you're a man! You got a "PUSSY" then you're a woman! END OF FUCKING STORY!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
This state WASN'T A SLAVE so why in the NAME OF GOD do you think these people are entitled to reparations? They want a FUCKING handout as they ALWAYS DO!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wife: Would you look at that drunk guy there. Husband: Who is he? Wife: That guy proposed to me years ago and I turned him down. Husband: Oh my God. He's still Celebrating!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
All aboard!!!!! Lol
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Oh YEAHHHHH!!!!! THE GOOD OLE DAYS!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
Lol
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
FYI EVERYONE!!!!! NOW I KNOW WHY WE'RE FUCKED!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Goooood Mooooorning Twitterverse. Brush up on your Chinese or by some more AMMO
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
This BITCH didn't just get hit with an UGLY stick. She got hit with the WHOLE DAMN TREE!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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8 months
Who agrees with what I wrote describing this ASSHOLE?????
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Yep
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Lmaool
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@colonelreb5791
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7 months
TRUTHFUL STATEMENT!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Lol
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Dear God please please please make this go AWAY!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
FJB!!!!! He's NOT MY PRESIDENT!!!!! From Fox News - Biden vows to ban assault weapons 'come hell or high water'.
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
If Twitter puts me in jail ONE more time then I'll be gone FOREVER!!!!! Thought Musk was allowing FREE SPEECH NOW
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
HELL YEAHHHHH!!!!!
@1Nicdar
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1 year
🚨Exactly! 🎯🎯🎯💯💯💯👍 #2A #StayStrapped #ShallNotBeInfringed
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Well.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Apparently it can!!!!!
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2 years
Yep
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
THESE WOKE FUCKERS NEED TO GO AND GO FUCKING NOW!!!!! From Fox News - Descendant of donor demands law school pay back $3.6 billion after 'woke activists' stripped school name
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Something that is BAD IS ALWAYS TRUMPS FAULT. Can these LIBERAL FUCKERS NOT STAND UP & TAKE THE BLAME FOR ANYTHING?
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
YEAHHHHH BUDDY!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
Borrowed this.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Here's hoping that all of you WONDERFUL CONSERVATIVES & INDEPENDENTS ARE LOCKED AND LOADED. If not then PLEASE PLEASE BE READY.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
AFRIGGINGMEN TO THAT!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
YES YOU ARE!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
GOOOOOD MOOOOORNING TWITTERITES!!!!! To ALL THE Liberals this is for you👇
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Does my profile picture say I need a Hooker? Apparently so because it's been non stop since I got up this morning.
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Good night Twitterites! Rest well and wake refreshed. See ya'll tomorrow, I hope. God Bless all of you.....
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
@J__A__D__E_ Morning Ma'am
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Well, I'm off to do NOTHING TODAY😀 except play golf if it warms up a wee bit. Have a GREAT DAY TO the workers out there will this old retired man takes it EASY.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Ok folks would someone please tell me why I'm still seeing people wearing masks? MAKES NO DAMN SENSE!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
I was in the restaurant with my wife and I ordered my steak medium rare. The waiter said aren't you worried about mad cow? I said no she can order for herself. Can I stay with someone for about a week🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
AFRIGGINGMEN TO THAT!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
R.I.P. Raquel.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
I ask my girlfriend what she would do if I won the lottery she said she would take half of it and leave me. I said great! I won $2 yesterday gave her one & said see you later🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Truth!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Rat shit, bat shit, a cat doing a flip. I sincerely hope that Crazy Joe knows he's on a sinking ship
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
BITCH NEEDS TO GET A "REAL" FUCKING JOB. Because the one she has, she SUCKS DOING!!!!! From Fox News - Lori Lightfoot slammed for suggesting voters oppose her because she's a Black woman in power: Her 'time is up'!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@colonelreb5791
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9 months
Blow those SORRY MOTHERFUCKERS TO HELL!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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1 year
So so TRUE!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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4 months
GOOOOD MOOOOORNING XITES!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
B= BASTARD I = IDIOT D= DICKHEAD E= EVIL N= NARCISSIST
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Goooood Mooooorning Twitterverse!!!!! Let's have a GREAT DAY FUCKING WITH LIBERAL IDIOTS!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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9 months
@ByBellaArtist Looking good
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
AFRIGGINGMEN TO THAT!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
AMEN!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
This KNOB GOBBLER should have been FIRED A LONG, LONG LONG time ago!!!!! Just sayin for a friend..... From Fox News - CNN urged to get rid of Don Lemon after Haley comments: ‘It’s time to fire Don Lemon’!
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@colonelreb5791
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THROW THIS CRAZY BITCH IN THE SEA OF JAPAN WITH AN ANCHOR AROUND HER NECK!!!!! From Fox News - AOC rebuked for 'demanding' Japan 'embrace LGBTQ alphabet wokeness' during controversial Asia trip.
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
10,000,000% CORRECT!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Heading out to see what kind of trouble I might get myself into. Don't like trouble but I'm gonna head out to a Honky Tonk in Tennessee
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Does anyone who believes in God, think that he is sitting there and thinking, I have made humans with a brain but for some reason they've decided not to use it as I had planned.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Lmaool
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
My generation drank MOONSHINE & outran the law on Friday nights. Your generation drinks White Claws & calls the law if your feelings get hurt. WE ARE NOT THE SAME!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Have a Great One Folks!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
No doubt.....
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
Enough said!!!!!
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2 years
Lmaool!!!!!
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@colonelreb5791
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2 years
HAVE A GREAT DAY TODAY FOLKS! Be thankful we are NO LONGER CENSORED, THANKS TO ELON!!!!!
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