Colonel Kickhead
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Let's be honest here, I'm just not a very nice guy! My partner @gidgitvonlarue is the nice one.
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I literally have spent the last 24 hours scouring footage from
#TheBlock
to find the anonymous tradie that took the photo and sent it to Tanya. I believe I've found him....he does look oddly familiar though but can't quite put my finger on why!
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Ok Australia let's all make a pact now....whoever is the third person if Matt & Daniel are in the final we give it to that person....I don't even care which of them it is at this point I just want these guys to know how badly they fucked up
#BBAU
#BigBrotherAU
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@PrisonPlanet
Only a matter of time before they start renaming Disney classics...”Snow White Privileged and the Seven Vertically Challenged non gender Specific Individuals”
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Somewhere there is a non-existant tradie that is resting easier tonight knowing his name has finally been cleared
#TheBlock
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So Amazon is geoblocking Australians from accessing Amazon US now thanks to the new GST legislation? I think I speak for all Australians when I say Gerry Harvey can go fuck himself and I hope everyone boycotts his stores. Greedy dickhead.
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So I guess what we learned today is that Chris Rock can take a punch a hell of a lot better than Will Smith & Jada can take a joke.
#Oscars
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Unfortunately Debbie thought she'd end up as Moana but in the end she is just a moaner
#9Married
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Anyone else hoping that Eliza & Liberty win the $50,000 for no reason other than wanting to see Kristy & Brett literally go insane from anger. I genuinely want to see the look on their faces if that happens
#TheBlock
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It's a weird sensation to feel sorry for someone who just made $130k but for Kyle and Leslie I actually do. At least it was double what Kristy & Brett made even if it wasn't in the ball park of the first two auctions. You were nice people & came across extremely well
#TheBlock
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Susie's Dad: "You are not going to get a better girl than this one"....mate, I could throw a stone into a river full of crocodiles and get something less nasty than your daughter
#MAFS
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On the day Trump officially became US president...Coleen Nolan getting the most votes to stay on
#CBB
is still the strangest thing to occur.
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Let me interpret for Jessika: "I would like to discuss this with Mark in private so I can lie about what I said last night without the girls being able to call me out on it"
#MAFS
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Martha doesn't want to go back to Melbourne because she is terrified her old nose will track her down and reattach itself to her face
#MAFS
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@DHughesy
Smart move, I find it's very important for vegans to be able to run fast because when the apocalypse comes being grain fed is certainly going to make an attractive target to us meat eaters. 😉
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Troy and Carly are acting super creepy....it's like watching a Scientology member and an Amway consultant competing to indoctrinate each other into their respective cults
#MAFS
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Does anyone get the impression Danny has figured out he got conned on House 5 and has closed up shop?
#TheBlock
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Roula: "Worse night of our lives"....clearly you haven't read our tweets about your night yet
#MKR
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"And what Fiona and Nicole want...Fiona and Nicole get"...you can get fucked is what you can get
#HouseRules
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I feel sad that somewhere in Australia Pete Evans is watching this whilst simultaneously writing an anti mask wearing manifesto on his walls in his own faeces and wishing he was on the show
#ImACelebrityAU
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Lord Sugar: "I'm from the UK so I have no idea who you people are or what you are like".....mate, I have no idea who some of them are and I've lived here for fifty fucking years.
#CelebrityApprentice
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The funniest thing I read today is that house 2 & 3 apparently were surprised they were getting hate from us…they genuinely thought we’d all like them and hate Steph, Gian and the girls. That is champagne comedy right there.
#TheBlock
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Jess and Emma: "We think it's important to have pride in your appearence"...why do you look like your face fucked a bee hive then?
#MKR
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I fail to see what could possibly go wrong. Huge priced houses in a rural location that went way, way over budget in a rapidly worsening property market with sky rocketing interest rates. Gotta be a recipe to make money on
#TheBlock
right? right?
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There's a special place reserved in fictitious hell for parents who don't accept their children for who they are
#BrideAndPrejudice
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Why would anyone spend $75K on a fucking ensuite? Does it have hot and cold running cocaine and is heated by rainbow unicorn farts?
#9TheBlock
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Oh look Pete Evans is trending...maybe he is donating his
#MKR
salary to help medical professionals.....nope, he's selling a bullshit nonsense device for $15k to try and cash in on the covid-19 pandemic. Seriously can we just fuck this guy off and never hear from him again please
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Steph, Gian and the girls should come back and tell Brett that they couldn’t even be bothered driving the cars because they thought it would be boring and instead they just went and had a picnic…just to fuck with his head
#TheBlock
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No question, Leah has been told by someone how she will come across and she will be damaging any future career she wants out of the show if she doesn't distance herself from Kristy. This is not guilt & self reflection...it's self preservation
#TheBlock
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Look, I'm not the biggest Georgia fan but it's absolutely shit that she should be made to feel like the bad guy in this scenario. Fuck everyone who cheated and fuck anyone that makes her feel bad about highlighting it
#TheBlock
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It is nice of Davina to take time away from her teaching job as Professor of Fame Whoring and Advanced Resting Bitch Face at the Napoleon Perdis Academy to be here tonight
#MAFS
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That bonus room is the worst gym since Fitness First opened a gym in Mt Druitt and everyone stole the equipment on the first day
#HouseRules
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So, it's a choice between a stalker, a married man or a 5 yr old trapped in a 24 yr old body, missing James yet Sophie?
#BacheloretteAU
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Watching
#PlateOfOriginAU
I can't help but feel warm and fuzzy thinking about George Colombaris & Pete Evans off together somewhere being awful and not getting paid a cent for this.
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Brett: "We want Phillip Island because we are the right people to be there"....the balls on this epic piece of shit! You know what Brett, maybe Phillip Island doesn't want you and Princess Cunty on their island!
#TheBlock
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Kristy is taking this so well. She might not be enjoying it but we sure are. Whinging about fucking $65k....screw you bitch..some people would love to get that
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Congrats to Steph & Gian, whatever happens from here they put the effort in, they had a concept and they executed it well. Good on them. Happy for them both
#TheBlock
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Don't work everyone. The
#Optus
network engineers have narrowed the problem down to one of these cables. I'm sure it will all be sorted soon. They have implemented their "eeny meeny miny moe" testing protocol and it is proceeding as we speak
#Optusdown
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Poor Jarrod, Keira is being so unfair to him....I mean all he did was imply she was not remotely his first choice and then act annoyed when he was forced to give her a rose because he missed out on Ali ....so unreasonable!
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@StephenMulhern
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@ITV
There is nothing worse than when a couple of Hobbits escape the Shire and try to steal your thunder.
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This is a picture of Fiona rationally and calmly demonstrating teamwork,or it's a picture of an ugly feral lunatic..one of those
#HouseRules
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Has anyone ever seen one of those corporate training videos about sexual harassment where the guy is so over the top creepy it's almost terrifying....every single one of those videos is basically Jess
#BacheloretteAU
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I'm not sure what Dan & Jessika are worried about....I mean all they did was cheat on their partners behind their backs and then lie about it to everyone for 6 weeks.....doesn't sound like that big a deal does it?
#MAFS
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Oh looks it's Bec Judd...natures answer to what would happen if a piece of spaghetti tried to develop a personality but failed
#TheBlock
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Jess: "I'm going back to Noosa to find love in a dirty dingy night club"....mate, even the cockroaches wouldn't touch you with a fourty foot pole you unbelievable piece of shit
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Just a suggestion but maybe Kristy & Brett might be better off spending their time doing some actual work on their house instead of spending their time figuring out how to try and mentally destroy the other people on
#TheBlock
What a lazy pair of arseholic cunt bubbles.
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I have no idea whether Bernard Tomic can repair his image by coming on
#ImACelebrityAU
but I will say this, watching 15kgs of Elephant dung drop on his face is certainly improving my opinion of the show.
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Unfortunately you are not going to get any remorse out of Davina, she wouldn't feel bad if she just torched a thousand puppies with a flamethrower whilst In the Arms of the Angels by Sarah McLachlan played in the background
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