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Let's be honest here, I'm just not a very nice guy! My partner @gidgitvonlarue is the nice one.

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So how is the show going to plant that Sierah and Adrian were playing footsies #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Of course Adrian doesn't have the maturity Awhina is looking for....he's about as mature as a 3 day old bottle of red wine #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Morena is going to break one of the legs of her mobility walker off in Pauls ass if he's not careful! #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Alright let's move on to Adrian playing footsies under the table with Sierah and Morena having a Mango & Menopause Cocktail and going to town on Tony. Bored with Ryan and Jacqui now #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Who had Jacqui asking Ryan who in the room is more fuckable than his sister on their Married At First Sight bingo card? Give yourself a big extra 10 points for that one because no one saw that coming! #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Jacqui: "I deserve to be the most beautiful woman in the world!" .....all the other girls at the table #MAFSAU #MAFS
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So the crazy eyes thing really didn't come off for everyone....so now they have to hinge their entire hope on Jacqui being upset that Ryan said she gives amazing blow jobs. Can we really see her being upset about that one? The crazy bitch loves compliments #MAFSAU #MAFS
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"And Ryan said you had crazy eyes".....Jacqui: "But I do have crazy eyes" ... the whole table -> #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Ryan's glass is as empty as his head #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Even if not true Ryan saying Jacqui gives the best head is still the nicest thing he has ever said about her on the show #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Jacqui saying how things are now really working about between her & Ryan is making this really awkward for the girls who are so excited to tell her about the crazy eyes thing and ruin her relationship with him #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Jamie: "I really want to help Morena & Tony"......my suggestion would be keeping them away from each other...try that #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Is Rhi drinking red cordial? #MAFSAU #MAFS
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I'm sure Ryan will be fine, Jacqui seems like a really balanced and reasonable woman who can take everything with a grain of salt and not be emotional about something like this #MAFSAU #MAFS
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Jacqui sitting at the dinner table glaring at Ryan after finding out he said she has crazy eyes #MAFSAU #MAFS
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@Hawksnicky She reminds me of my mother when she divorced my Dad. She felt like she'd wasted 30 years of her life on my father & bringing us up (she actually said those exact words to me). She was very bitter & the relationships she had after did not work until she'd got over the anger.
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@Hawksnicky I agree. Supposedly he literally said he wanted to get back with his ex-wife on the show and they edited it out. Maybe being on the show convinced him he never had it so good with his ex or maybe he just was never over her. One thing I do know is Morena is over her ex husband!
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@sodramaticpod All those women got TEMUed....that is exactly what happens when you buy stuff off Temu based on the pictures and then it arrives on your doorstep #MAFSAU #MAFSAU
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@sqedalestrwbry3 I honestly think being on this show and being around Morena has made him realise how good he had it. She is rebuilding his relationship with his wife in real time. #MAFSAU
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@sqedalestrwbry3 Nope, not only his is ex-wife still alive she's not actually even really his ex-wife....he's still married to her and they are only separated.. True fact! #MAFSAU #MAFS
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