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vhs christmas carols london 2025 (real) (it’s happening) (source: trust me) (vhsmas 24/7) (- ur local jew for christmas carols) (REAL) (curt literally said it)

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@coldcoldstreets
evan 😁
8 months
wow do u know what would be super funny 😹 vhs christmas carols actually in london next christmas when i am in the country 😹🤣😹😈😂🤣😅😈😈😂🤣😂😹🤣 hehehehe starkid that wd be so silly (unless-)
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
guys wtf
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
gonna shower can u all watch him for me :)
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we as a society do not speak about this enough
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🚨 hans the swedish exchange student and trevor have arrived at the sktwt awards ceremony !
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8 months
in the hatchetfield verse i like to imagine illegal hamilton was at grace’s church
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@coldcoldstreets
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🚨 jon and jeff are counting will branner’s abs at the awards ceremony!
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@coldcoldstreets
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if u missed out on jon and jeff saying lore dump then here’s my fave part 🤭 (whole video in the replies hehe)
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@coldcoldstreets
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jon not knowing the lords had sold out is SENDING me 😭
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
🚨 DAN REYNOLDS AND DONNA DAGGIT HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SKTWT AWARDS CEREMONY!
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
🚨the chibi lords in black have arrived at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
this gif is so funny to me like who gave him a monster gddamn
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
npmd fun fact: the reason max says ‘never look in the eye’ during literal monster is bc everyone in that damn school is autistic ! source: it came to me in a dream 🤗
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
oh to be this random dog walker in the bg of the virginity rocks music video
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
🚨 some nerdy prudes just arrived at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
ted spankoffski has ditched his little brother at the sktwt awards ceremony (zoom in)
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
i just edited something so cursed omfg
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@coldcoldstreets
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🚨peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel has arrived at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
i think hatchetfield would actually have such good town facebook drama like it would blow up over nothing
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
8 🎱 o’ 😩 clock 🕕 bell 🔕 rings 💍📱 place 🚩 my 😀 head 💆 on 🔛 my 😊 desk ⚰️ 12 🔢 o’ 😀 clock 🕒 girl 👩‍👩‍👧‍👧 scout can’t 😤 i 👥 just 🤣 get 8️⃣ my 😣 rest 😪 3 ⭕ o’ 🩸 clock 🕢 countdown every 💯 day 📅 lockdown classroom 🧑‍🏫arrest is god 🧚‍♀️✨ the one 1️⃣ giving 👸 the test 🤓✍️
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
i know the proshot immortalised ziggy there but otherwise wtf was dan reynolds doing as a volunteer counsellor at a high school like 😭 what job knowledge does he have to share
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@coldcoldstreets
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@TinCanBros
Tin Can Bros
6 months
👋MEET YOUR LEADERS - Joey ☸️Ideal Future Reincarnation: An Ant or an Aunt ❤️‍🔥Plans for the Rapture: “No Sleep, Bus, Club, ‘Nother Club, ‘Nother Club, Plane, Next Place, No Sleep, No Fear” (1/2) 📸 by Eric Carroll
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@coldcoldstreets
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btw if the demand is that high for starkid then it shd be equally as high for tcb bc of the overlap and what they’re bringing to ldn!!! please let them come london’s spies concert is the only one without a planned digital ticket like we have to see that gang
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
they met at the university of servington while getting their masters in cuntology with minors in t4t excellence
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🚨 🇫🇷🇵🇱 Pierre Spankoffski est arrivé à la cérémonie de remise des prix sktwt!!!🥖🧄
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
i find so interesting that in if i loved you pete says steph is the one going out of state bc it’s such a stereotype that the smart kids in small town high schools are the only ones who ‘make it out’ and leave
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
gonna shower can u all watch him for me :)
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
the awards ceremony
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🚨snatched curt mega has arrived at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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🚨 vladimir poopin + vanger borschtit are surprise guests at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
why is it always hey melissa and not slay melissa 😔👊
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@coldcoldstreets
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5 months
now what the fuck
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
richie would do competitive cup stacking hope u all understand x
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
ruth when she asks pete if he came in the middle of the library and tells him to watch porn bc steph supposedly fits a porn archetype: 👍 max telling grace to watch porn bc she supposedly fits a porn archetype: 🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫🚫
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@coldcoldstreets
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it’s giving the three bitchy girls in year 9 go live on insta to do hot or not/rates bc they’re bored
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
my lords in black are in a lake in saskatchewan
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
meredith saying do u want a photo and literally no one here looks like they want a photo
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u have all seen this by now and here it is one more time x
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
forget vhs on the big screen. nerdy prudes in the english office 🤭
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7 months
@kaylieweewoo she charted on my mega til i toot
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🚨bred gruelle and spektr have fallen down the stairs at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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@coldcoldstreets
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5 months
this could literally be cluebert flying to fringe do u not see the vision are u not tinlightened
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
don’t ever talk to me or my son or my son or my daughter ever again 😡
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8 months
CACKLING not a glance in his direction
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
joey getting cut out of the picture bc he made a noise in look around everybody on mute omfg 🤭… deserved
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8 months
🚨the hair goods store man has arrived at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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7 months
vhs on the big screen 😎
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5 months
the overground rebrand coming literal days after the starkid tfl lines is so funny to me… joey is forcibly removed from the london overground
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🚨 clark mulletresser and mulletith stepien have arrived at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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@nootsietoodles
moon ☆
8 months
🥉3. Bred/Gruelle/Spekter Polycule - 28,129 (23.2%)
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
guys i think best of u is growing on me bc it’s the only time we get to see will be happy is that bad
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@coldcoldstreets
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7 months
ok u can go read it now goodnight
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6 months
gay people in space!!! 👍 in los angeles 💔
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5 months
ur telling me KEITH made this meatloaf ???,?.?
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8 months
me when coming up we’ll hear about a man who learnt this lesson through him we may understand the answers to these questions you may not really like him at least not right away but all of us can learn from him that it’s never too late to be the light in the darkness be the warmth
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🚨the little match girl and grandma have arrived at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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8 months
this has made me want to do a ‘will branner’s abs have arrived at the met gala’ 😭
@JonMatteson
Jon Matteson
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@coldcoldstreets
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8 months
what on earth is going on w the awards
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@coldcoldstreets
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6 months
i had this blue drink today and it was very good 🙏🏻 who out here getting apotheosised by a butterfly pea latte
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@coldcoldstreets
evan 😁
6 months
everyone reply with what u call this please
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8 months
chronically ill richie idea still hasn’t left me alone like binding sucks anyway. even more w asthma. but w chronic pain or any other symptom owwwww
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8 months
i keep forgetting not everyone has seen vhsccs so bred gruelle + spektr being so on top every time is probs pissing them off fr
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@coldcoldstreets
evan 😁
5 months
i think kermitmafrog deserves to come to edi too and do the solve it squad opening live
@kermitmafrog1
Kermitmafrog
5 months
Only 47 hours left to help the @TinCanBros reach #tinlightenment Wouldn’t it be fun if they reached their goal BEFORE their last stream so Saturday could be a giant celebration of their tremendous accomplishment? to learn more and help your favorite people
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@coldcoldstreets
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5 months
personally i think tcb deserves more subscribers too
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7 months
if everyone is going thru their solve it squad renaissance can i request wayward guide renaissance on the tl next 😁
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@coldcoldstreets
evan 😁
5 months
tcb need $121,461 in the next 17 DAYS 👀👀 that’s $7,144 a day OR $100 extra from each individual backer rn… obvs that’s not ideal so genuinely the best thing is to share and up ur pledge if u can! there will be time between march and the events to save for ur tcb presale 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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8 months
i need ppl to understand that all of these polls are shits and giggles and have no bearing on actual real life
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yep. when i tell u i watched in 0.25 to get the moment they’re both doing it bc richie starts as pete starts to drop his hands
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6 months
took far too long bc i deleted my copy of premiere but
@joeywithad
Joey 💥 december 🍉
6 months
bugs when you lift up a religious rock
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tin can bros u want to visit birmingham on the way between edi and ldn sooooooo badly 👍👍👍 not even to do a show the idea of u surrounded by brummie accents is just funny
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everyone at beanie’s drinking their coffee with added blue shit
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it’s me im the girlie
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the thing is i thought everyone was botting these awards so i was hardcore going for my stupid side characters thinking everyone would be doing their main faves 😭😭 love u caveman clark but not like 4x the amount of votes that paul got LMAO
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8 months
btw this wasn’t bots just 28k Real Ppl xx
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‘we saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe’ and the bar is the town florists that they own
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pierre spankoffski
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autotranslating peter as pierre omfg not pierre spankoffski 😭😭
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🚨clark baxtresser is crouched on the stairs at the sktwt awards ceremony!
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7 months
can’t believe ive been converted to a max jäegerman writer this is what turning everyone trans does to u
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jon matteson please what is ur obsession with the uk and peacoats 🙏🏻 where has this come from
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5 months
the christian prayer is sending me sorry
@TinCanBros
Tin Can Bros
5 months
WELL DAMN!!! You’re unlocking these so fast you don’t even get a pretty graphic, you get a screenshot of our google sheet. 💥 We have 6 days to raise $45K and hit our funding goal so we can bring the TCB WORLD TOUR to you!!! 🛣️🛫 But trust, these last 6 days will be a party. 🎊
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8 months
like this went viral from my hometown’s fb group and i just feel like it’s very linda
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i think hatchetfield would actually have such good town facebook drama like it would blow up over nothing
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7 months
LOOK AT THIS DUCK MEME THAT GOT POSTED ON MY TOWN FACEBOOK
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8 months
ELON MUSK HATES THE SKTWT AWARDS
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clark. baxtresser !
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this is how it feels when i sing a song that was perfectly in my range before i started t
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7 months
also! took my binder off so ignore the tboy slouch™️ but double slay
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wow these streets r so cold… perhaps maybe- perhaps cold enough to say it twice for emphasis idk
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@wormhabitat this is hypothetical
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“people died” and it’s just a picture of clark baxtresser wearing a mullet wig
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véro // ✽
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“people died” and it’s just a picture of your fav with glasses
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6 months
jon matteson tcb gabe greenspan i can save u. it’s okay. i can teach u how to say edinburgh properly. just come take each others’ hands and we’ll get through this together. i believe in u.
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Pokes With Stick
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need to know why half of them get underground lines and the rest did not like who decided jeff blim is the central line why is the overground used over the victoria line when oxf circus is closest to the palladium
@TeamStarKid
Team StarKid
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Keep calm and carry on… 👀🇬🇧 Sign up NOW for PRESALE:
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any scene with brom and the babes wasn’t even acting that’s just Them
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thinking very much right now… but the fucking fred sweater doesn’t ship to canada from amazon/isn’t on canadian amazon and it’s twice as much on ebay
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literally WHO got starkid tickets like 😭 you can’t say the sign ups were the most you’ve ever seen while also saying the demand was unprecedented. just admit LW’s booking system is ass and you’re stuck using it bc of the Palladium
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YOOOOOOO they’re supposedly still in chicago i don’t trust this tracking at all 😭
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@sweetoffski they said stfu before we kill u off again 🙄🙄🙄
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im gonna post a whole vhsccs scene pic when my laptop feels more like playing nice but for now here’s jim! (sadly no lego pocket watch and i think my laptop would die if i tried making one within blender but. he’s here 😁)
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trans people on the internet ur all so slay
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i have had several students at school ask me if im okay/if im upset abt this bc their understanding of british ppl + the monarchy is so so limited 😭 when the queen died they gave the last language assistant a week off school if she wanted
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Pop Crave
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Buckingham Palace has announced that King Charles will be admitted next week to treat an enlarged prostate.
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i know we laugh at the clerk is clerking line but can we pls giggle at ‘two beautiful combs for her beautiful hair not combs that comb but combs you wear’ like say comb one more time .
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i am immune to marketing i am not immune to joey richter playing the characters w the most tboy swag
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we’ve had vhs on the big screen, npmd in the english office, now for… solve it squad in the empty classroom 🔎
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