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speaking of gender equality, would love to see more women running scams
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you ever broken someone's heart so bad they block you on LINKEDIN?
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a VC once asked me when i was planning to get pregnant during a pitch so i went into excruciating detail about the state of my cervix
stupid games, stupid prizes
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the moment i stopped looking for a rich husband and realized i *was* the rich husband, the whole second part of my life began
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nobody:
people leaving stripe: some bittersweet personal news, today is my last day at stripe where i worked with the most talented group of humans and had many life-changing and earth-shattering experiences as an associate on the underwater medical device e-commerce team
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1/ ok so some personal news… i started a company
twali is the DAO to destroy McKinsey.
we believe:
— workers can give each other value
— workers shouldn’t be stuck in one company
— workers should own their work
join us:
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in my first job, i had to add people to emails in order of hierarchy (i.e., managing partner, partner, director, etc.)
imagine being so insecure that your position clearly reflected in a "to:" line
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@brian_armstrong
some traditions are so embedded in culture it would take a biblical leveling for us to undue them.
in crypto, that’s men posting photos of inspirational people in crypto featuring exclusively white men on international women’s day
may this holy traditional survive us all
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the fact that some of y'all think fintech & crypto are separate industries is baffling to me
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happy 30th to my boyfriend, who just told me he’s gonna buy me a diamond ETF instead of an engagement ring
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a guy i know is throwing a lunch for crypto folks in nyc and invited no women... ngmi
so i will be throwing a lunch for women in crypto, dm if interested and/or want to sponsor :)
aiming for november, wagmi
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web3 won't reach mass adoption because of a super sexy NFT project
web3 will reach mass adoption because of the efforts of compliance folks, lawyers, accountants, marketers, and other non-technical workers
because, reminder, the revolution will be quite boring.
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if you’re going to ask me to invest in your company, please spell my name right :)
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2 years ago today i moved to nyc from london, which took me from:
- no job to every job to THE career
- debt to debt-free
- lonely to loved 💍
- scared to stoked
ily nyc
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the way VCs fetishize a poverty mindset is actually insane for a group of people who *overwhelmingly but not exclusively* come from immense privilege and have never known hunger
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i wonder if santa deletes user data every 5 years in accordance with GDPR
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are you in fintech or crypto marketing? i wanna know you, say hi 👇🏽
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what’s the most valuable asset in an early stage startup?
everyone: 💫teamwork💫creativity💫authenticity💫
me:
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can’t wait to kiss each and every one of you on the mouth at eth denver
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one year into covid and i have only 2 moods left:
1) do not fuck with me
2) do not talk to me
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omg you guys i got nominated for a top 100 list of people in financial services and it'll only cost me $3500!!!
bless this day
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i’ve had to pass on three amazing deals in the last week because i’m about to freeze my eggs which is gonna cost me like $15-20k
maybe fertility treatments are why we don’t have enough women on cap tables!!
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4 people in LA so far have given me one look and said “new york?”
according to a waitress, i have no cali vibes :(
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i'm honestly shook to announce that lasagna consulting, the US's first and only BaaS consultancy, has now launched
please visit our website:
follow our twitter:
@lasagnaconsult1
follow our linkedin:
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@fintechtoday_
is out!! this one is dedicated to all the female fintech founders. thanks for your brilliance, your grace, and your strength.
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not to *sOmE pErSoNaL nEwS* y’all but i just started as Chief of Staff for
@TheBlock__
***thread***
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finally got real headshots done but still don’t know how to just look at a camera & smile
vote 4 ur fave
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being a startup founder is really just “oh fuck everything’s a mess” then “oh wait no it’s fine” then “wait no it’s worse than i thought” all day every day for years
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i’m only going to say this once: crypto is still not a safe place for women
take a wild guess why i haven’t been to an event in a year or so
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tell me you work in fintech without telling me you work in fintech.
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@vim_dzl
that’s because they’re not assistants :) they’re the heroes in their own narrative. ergo, men
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I trusted my gut and left
@TheBlock__
in 2021.
Based on my time as Mike McCaffrey's Chief of Staff, I knew it was only a matter of time before he did irreparable damage to the company & its reputation because he is not a man of integrity
[DB] The Block: CEO Michael McCaffrey Resigned After Failing to Disclose a Series of Loans From SBF’s Alameda Research. He Was the Only Person With Knowledge of the Funding at the Company.
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are there any black owned or black run fintechs? pls let me know, i want to hear their voices
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BTW — our MVP is now live. Experts, join us. The revolution will be quite boring.
At Twali, we’re building the decentralized marketplace for non-technical experts. Oh, and from the moment you start contributing, you own it with us. Together, we can destroy McKinsey.
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So we’re clear, SVB bank run happened because:
- women, queers, and Black people have jobs
And not because:
- rising interest rates caused a trader to make a shitty trade
- SVB had not employed a Chief Risk Officer for over a year
- 2 white guys with a podcast caused a bank
For
@wsj
to say flat out that SVB could have failed because they added non-white men to their board shows how far behind the times (and certifiably stupid) this publication really is. It makes me so angry and very sad. WSJ readers and staff deserve better.
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if i had .2 eth for each VC that told me "we just don't have a DAO strategy yet," i would've been able to self-fund indefinitely
are you a VC without a DAO strategy? worry not, i wrote it for you👇
1/
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we made revenue for the first time so we got the tx hash printed and framed for the office
♟️so unbelievably proud of team
@twalixyz
♟️
to my fellow founders: remember to celebrate these victories, they’re so important
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interviewed an engineer recently who we thought was great & really sweet
within 2 hours, he had sent us and one of our investors 4 emails losing his mind at us for having the audacity to have a "technical interview," claiming he should have been hired on the spot
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check out today’s FTTea on angel investing, i accidentally wrote somewhat of a treatise
thank you to everyone who participated :)
@fintechtoday_
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@steviemctweets
correct. for those asking, gen z has an incredibly unhealthy relationship to aging and if you’re 30, you might as well be dead. I’d say millennials had a slightly different and equally unrealistic vibe of “oh when i’m 30 i’ll have a family and own a home (lol)”
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pivoting back into fintech has made me fall in love with fintech all over again
cursed is the woman who absolutely loves financial services
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just picked up a non fintech friend. he got in the car and before greeting me said, “what the fuck is zelle?”
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arrived at my Italian fiancé’s parents place 8 minutes ago and so far i have been offered:
- pasta
- lamb
- savory and sweet croissants
- stuffing
- dessert
- tuna salad
- chicken salad
- donuts
- potato chips
- mushrooms
- carrot bread
- steak
happy easter!
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@kylesareus
@astadapasta
i literally made this joke no less than two hours ago how are u in my brain
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my therapist has been complaining for a few weeks about her complicated scheduling system so today during our session i built her a calendly with a few zaps attached to solve her problem and i just wanna know whom is helping whomst
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do we have an american version of this? really surprised at these numbers but you love to see it
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got offered an award for being a global fintech leader!!
requirements:
- pay $15k & all my t&e to vegas in april
- don't get the award if i don't go due to covid
- go to two (2) separate industry-specific conferences on the same day
it was hard but i said no ❤️
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it’s officially time to know your worth
we’ve built the first ever creator valuation tool — showing creators exactly what their worth so they can negotiate bigger partners & bigger paychecks
visit today to get your Creator Net Worth™️
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my broke ass in meetings after several huge acquisitions in the last two months
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unpopular opinion: tagging ur university in ur twitter bio is cheugy
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i am so thrilled to announce that i have joined
@compavc
as a venture partner
compa capital is an early stage venture fund that invests in web3 companies started by immigrant & international founders.
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i’m diagnosed as “severe ADHD” and because of the adderall shortage, i can’t get my medication
which means I’ve had to constantly change my medications & dosage to “whatever’s available”
which changes my routine & messes with my system
which makes the ADHD harder to manage
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*narrative violation incoming*
today is my 30th birthday. i’m going to tell you three things i’m glad i know by now.
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@TheBlock__
I am unequivocally certain that
@lawmaster
and
@fintechfrank
had no knowledge of McCaffrey's betrayal
They are brutally honest and I've seen them both go to war for far, far less.
I have no doubt in their integrity and stand by them as my friends
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weird sign of aging i didn't anticipate:
where most venmo transactions on my feed used to be "🍻" or "🥂," now they're all "mortgage" and "taxes"
i hate it here
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hi everyone! just wanted to let you know that i planned to work out at lunch time and instead i ate three cookies and half a block of cheese 💕
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lowkey want to release a list of every sketchy person i’ve met in web3
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one of the first VCs i met with while raising our preseed 2 years ago said i was a “red flag” because i wasn’t an engineer
he went on to tell me what an amazing engineer he was. a later google search revealed that he had done exactly 3 months of a coding bootcamp once.
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You can simultaneously believe that what happened in Israel was an atrocity beyond measure and that the citizens of Palestine should have a safe and sovereign homeland. Both can be true.
Bush-era neoconservative rhetoric brainwashed us into accepting a binary of good vs. evil,
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coming back to crypto after a long break & i totally understand why this isn’t mainstream
problems i ran into today:
- 4 transfers & 1 wire fee to offramp
- cross chain nonsense
- no liquidity in NFT market
relearning web3 is fun for me, but for the average consumer? yikes
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- got out of debt
- started a profitable company in covid
- had an annual physical for the first time in ~6 years
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starting a fund where we tell men they’re attending a crypto conference but send them to therapy instead, DM if you wanna LP
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@VCBrags
hi I meant under 25 not over, i always mix up the symbols lol
also not a VC so i am not discriminating nor gatekeeping capital from capable founders of any age
xoxo
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CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE MY EGGS LIKE THE US GOVERNMENT WANTS TO CRYOGENICALLY FREEZE MY CRYPTOASSETS
(surgery time, wish me luck!)
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got my hair done tonight & during my appointment i set up my stylists metamask wallet
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coming to you, hat in my hand, as a founder and a woman just to say: i don't think i like notion that much
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hey fam —
@twalixyz
is starting a series on the future of werk on wednesday, where we’ll interview all types of DAO contributors to learn about what work in web3 is *really* like
catch us every wednesday at 1pm
first up, king
@grahammcbain
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what a fckin year
- accidentally went platinum blonde, didn’t work
- finally realized the pants i’d been exclusively wearing for 2 years didn’t look good, big upgrade
- started
@twalixyz
, is lit
- somehow got hotter again, happens every year but is wild
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said my fiancé was an angel last night and someone was like “oh cool what has he invested in?”
that is not what i meant
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Big consultancy has been lying to clients and employees since their inception. The truth? None of the work is original, it’s all copied from internal knowledge bases detailing previous projects.
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it is truly an honor to be among the
@nycfintechwomen
#IFF2020
honorees in the founder category.
by women, for women -- and this is just the beginning. thank you so much.
for the full list of honorees, click here:
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is my personal life going well? no. but is my career, at least, going well? also no
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1. lead with empathy in every interaction and you’ll find that doors open over & over again.
2. without purpose, money never comes.
3. haircuts should be scheduled either 2 hours or 2 weeks before an event. there is no in between.
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btw — we keep lists and compare notes
don’t act like you weren’t warned
for every successful woman fintech founder I talk to, I learn about 3 fintech dudes who fucked them over in the process
with women making majority of financial decisions for families growing so much over the last few years, the entire industry is going to have to change
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y'all i need to laugh
tell me something your parents do with technology that absolutely floors you
i'll go first: my mom used to regularly google "google" to find google so she could google something
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people be like “been busy building” and then announce a launch of a newsletter
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