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We are seeing Chud’s law in real time. The Iranian Embassy, by calling it only a dangerous escalation, demonstrates that the world order is such that escalations shall always increase, but never ever actually reach a breaking point. If this isn’t a happening, nothing truly is.
The Iranian Embassy in Beirut has released Statement calling tonight’s Israeli Decapitation Strike against Hezbollah a “Reprehensible Crime” while further stating that it Represents a “Dangerous Escalation that changes the Rules of the Game.”
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By Chud's laws, these tensions shall continue to increase without reaching the point of a happening.
Iranian State Media is claiming that the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) and the Iranian Air Defense Forces are currently conducting Exercises across the North of the Country, including in and around the Capital of Tehran.
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Raise.
U.S. Defense Officials believe that an Israeli Ground Invasion of Southern Lebanon is not Imminent.
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@ripplebrain
Our timeline has run out of happenings for us, so we have to go back in time to get a happening
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@ripplebrain
There's a secret global nothing ever happens cabal, the sole purpose of their existence is to tease the world with the potential of a happening and then make sure nothing ever happens. Mr. Khamenei and Pezeshkian are part of this cabal, along with most world leaders.
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Going to need to break out the microscope soon
Updated Israeli estimates see indications of upcoming Iran axis attack in the next day,
@AnnaBarskiy
reports. Previous estimates were off, but this doesn't mean that new info is off. We'll find out soon.
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BREAKING NEWS - Nothing has happened
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Yeah yeah yeah, I'll take another raise
If Nasrallah was actually Killed, I don’t see Iran not Retaliating.
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@stockbella
@AFpost
Thanks ChatGPT, it's not like we literally read what you just said in the post above
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Nothing is going on, Mr. Clarkson.
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This result is due to W. Rudin, who published this result in his magnum opus "Principles of Happenings Analysis"
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@ripplebrain
The whole Klaus Schwab 2030 agenda is all a distraction. People think they will own nothing and be happy. That's only part of it. The real agenda is nothing ever happens, and you will be happy. Klaus Schwab looks like chudjak for a reason
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BREAKING - Hezbollah has announced that BILLIONS of empty fields should utter their final words and sign their wills...
Hezbollah has announced the beginning of their Retaliation against Israel for the Assassination of Fuad Shukr in July.
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Glass half full people: he saved the world
Glass half empty people: he deprived us of a happening
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@The_Real_Fly
"STRIKES IMMINENT"
"STRIKES 24-48 HOURS AWAY"
"STRIKES COULD COME AS SOON AS TOMORROW"
"PRELIMINARY PLANS FOR RETALITORY STRIKE ARE IN THE FINAL STAGES OF FINALIZATION"
"IRAN HAS APPROVED PLANS FOR FINALIZING THE DRAFT FOR A FINAL STAGE OF PLANNING RETALIATION AGAINST ISRAEL"
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>may
>could
>might
>soon
>potentially
>with high probability
>imminent
⚡️BREAKING
"The enemy must understand that the day when it can invade Lebanon with a musical band is over, and a day may come when we invade you with a musical band" - Hassan Nasrallah
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@ripplebrain
"Mr. Zelensky?"
"Speaking"
"I'd like to take my wife to dinner tonight, but I'm out of cash. I'm going to create a false flag at the NPP and blame it on you to rake in some RT scarebait ad revenue, you cool with that?"
"Yep, be safe and make sure nothing happens"
"Of course"
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BREAKING - Trump says in Twitter space with
@elonmusk
"There's never been a country like this where you can do anything you want and nothing happens."
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BREAKING - Trump says in Twitter space with
@elonmusk
"There's never been a country like this where you can do anything you want and nothing happens."
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In 90% of the country, literally nothing is in the sky. Can’t even have a sky happening these days
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Hezballons have Raised their Red flags across Lebanon
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...is operating as normal.
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⚡️BREAKING statement from Hezbollah - “FUCK HIGHWAYS, BILLIONS MUST WALK”
Footage circulating on social media shows a Hezbollah drone impacting a highway in northern Israel.
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BREAKING - IRAN & HEZBOLLAH RESPONSE IS IMMINENT AND COULD COME IN A MATTER OF YEARS; SOURCES, EXPERTS, ANALYSTS, LITERALLY WHOS SAY
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@ripplebrain
Sorry that was me, I needed the extra 15.7 mil to increase my bet that nothing ever happens.
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Direct damage to a chicken coup in the northern town of Manot
Good job Hezbollah
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Happeningception: Instead of talking about tensions increasing, the conversation has shifted to the probability of tensions increasing, is increasing.
U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken said earlier today that the United States will not accept a Long-Term Occupation of the Gaza Strip by Israel, and that a Ceasefire Deal needs to be reached in the coming Days or else the probability of Escalation in the Region will Increase.
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"Is the happening in the room with us right now?"
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Back to the happening timeline again, remember nothing ever happens
Lebanese Ministers have stated that the next 48 Hours will be particularly Dangerous, following the recent Israeli Sabotage Attacks against Hezbollah.
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Happening Edging Metrics for this tweet (word count): 👇
Could - x1
Potentially - x1
2 weeks - x1
Edge factor - 3 (moderate)
🇮🇷☢️ U.S. estimates suggest that Iran’s stockpile of 60% enriched uranium and its extensive centrifuge capacity would allow the Islamic Republic to enrich uranium to ‘weapons grade’ within one week, if it chooses to do so.
Analysts warn that such a nuclear breakout would be
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@zerohedge
>COULD
>MIGHT
>TENSIONS ESCALATING
>THREATS CONTINUE AMID HEIGHTENED TENSIONS
>TENSIONS COULD REACH A BREAKING POINT
>SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN
No. Nothing. Ever. Happens.
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@skooookum
YOU STOLE MY FVKCNG MEME
But it's okay, getting credit would be a happening, but nothing ever happens
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Magen David Adom (MDA) Ambulance Service has raised its Alert Status to Level 4, its Highest Alert Level.
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@ripplebrain
"Ok Vlad, here's the plan. You're going to invade my country and get REALLY close to Kiev. Not too close, but enough to make people think something is happening."
"Lovely plan, Mr. Zelensky, then what?"
"After that, 3 years of nothingburger countryside skirmishes."
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@ripplebrain
“Well congratulations, you’ve made posting happenings illegal. Now what’s the next part of your master plan?”
“Crashing this happening, WITH NO SURVIVORS”
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@ripplebrain
Always deteriorating, always escalating, always rising tensions, but never do they reach a "breaking point"
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BREAKING: IRANIAN RESPONSE IS ALMOST DONE LOADING!! 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The director of Iran’s supreme leader’s office say that Tehran will respond “soon” to Israel’s assassination of Hamas leader Ismail Haniyeh on July 31th
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THIS MEANS THE PROBABILITY THAT TENSIONS MAY POSSIBLY ESCALATE, WHICH COULD PERHAPS LEAD TO A HEIGHTENED POSSIBILITY OF AN IRANIAN RETALIATION SOMETIME THIS CENTURY, HAS INCREASED!!! 📈📈📈
#NEW
⚡️🇮🇱🇺🇸🇵🇸 —US officials speaking to Politico: The Gaza agreement is about to collapse.
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This is simply a realization of Chud's margin, a corollary of Chud's first law. This "big" difference between the two parties is directly proportional to the size of Chud's margin.
Egyptian sources to Sky News Arabia on ceasefire talks: differences between the parties remain big
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Nothing ever happ- ACK!
Despite claims earlier by Senior U.S. Officials that a Ceasefire between a Hezbollah and Israel could begin today, following last night’s Joint Statement by the White House and several European and Arab Nations; Israeli Officials, including Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, have
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I am a simple man. I see a nothing ever happens post, I like, I leave.
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@ripplebrain
He's implying the parting of the Red Sea was a routine nothingburger, and shouldn't be counted as a happening. After all, he probably treated this deposition as a defense of his stake in NEH
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Hi everyone, my name is Chud and I'm an alcoholic.
I used to never drink, but I ended up joining my friends' drinking game -each time a news outlet put out a story saying an Iranian attack is imminent, we drink.
Working towards my 1 month sobriety chip. Thanks for your support
#NEW
⚡️🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 — According to Pentagon officials, based on intelligence information, an Iranian attack on Israel could occur within the next 24 hours.
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@hartgoat
@sentdefender
Correction: we’ll see NOTHING happening very soon because NOTHING ever happens
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The Iranian response is loading...
99.99999999999%
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The US should respond saying “Perhaps the evidence will come soon. Perhaps we will send it tonight, or maybe tomorrow, or maybe a month from now. Iranians will be waiting day and night for the evidence.”
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@ripplebrain
When I say all in, I mean ALL IN. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. HAPPENINGBROS WILL COPE AND SEETHE
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@chudjakcoin
“I dont want to be your buddy Rick, I just want a little happening”
“We stop serving happenings at 11:30am”
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FFS two more weeks until they announce the results of the ceasefire talks! Everything is now part of the edging operation
#NEW
⚡️🇶🇦🇮🇱🇵🇸—The Qatari Ministry of Foreign Affairs announces the completion of ceasefire negotiations between Israel and Hamas, says it will issue a statement on the results shortly.
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You think it was an accident?
An unlikely hero has simply intervened.
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WELCOME TO MY PROFILE
PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE BOARD, WHERE WHAT IS DISPLAYED THEREIN SHALL SERVE AS A REMINDER TO THE UNWASHED MASSES...
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@sentdefender
Casino needs to start getting their checkbooks ready, I'm all in and feeling comfy rn
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it's literally nothing who would've guessed
A Fire is burning on the Outskirts of Kfar Baruch near Ramat David Airbase, following a Rocket Impact which caused Damage to several Power Lines explaining the Power Outages.
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@Archetypical20
@laRealMaquina
@ApostateProphet
Are you retarded? كافرا ONLY has a negative connotation to Muslims. There is literally no other way to construe the word in even a neutral sense.
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I asked Mr. Lookner if he was enjoying the nothing burger that is the Middle East situation.... he is clearly sensitive about the issue given his substantial stake in Happening Holdings Ltd.
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UGH YES 😫😫 HIGHEST EVER ALERT LEVEL CAN IT GO HIGHER IM SO CLOSE I NEED HIGHER TENSIONS NOW😫🥵
We appear to be headed towards 'zero hour' in the
#MiddleEast
.
#Israel
just placed its entire military on the highest level of alert, as intel detects significant
#Iran
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#Hezbollah
movements indicative of an imminent large-scale attack.
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@ripplebrain
A few brush fires for firecrews to practice, a few craters for bird baths, it's literally nothing and I'm all in. BILLIONS. MUST. RAISE.
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@IsraelRadar_com
@ynetalerts
@WallaNews
Here we go again with the 24-48 hour retaliation timeline bullshit
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@ripplebrain
JUST KIDDING
IT'S A NOTHINGBURGER
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN
I'm all in, enjoy draining your pots happeningbros
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Good god it never ends
THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER
Lebanese Media is reporting that Senior U.S. Defense Officials have recently informed several Arab Nations, including Lebanon, that a Large-Scale Iranian Attack against Israel is now Imminent and expected to occurred within the next 48-72 Hours, with the Attack expected to be
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@ripplebrain
I should add, one of the sick pastimes of this cabal is to waste Steve
@lookner
's time, as much as possible, staring at an empty Tel Aviv skyline livecam for their pleasure.
Sometimes they allow their pawns to fire some shots to ensure he stays on for 6 more hours
@ripplebrain
There's a secret global nothing ever happens cabal, the sole purpose of their existence is to tease the world with the potential of a happening and then make sure nothing ever happens. Mr. Khamenei and Pezeshkian are part of this cabal, along with most world leaders.
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