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it's me...horrible friend with my perfectly straight septum. nunya/bizness

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I don't write checks much anymore but I keep some just in case. They're Bama themed checks. Guess what my brother the Auburn fan is getting for his birthday? An Alabama check in the amount of $24.22. 🤣🤣
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Happy #NationalCoffeeDay y'all, otherwise known to me as everyday.
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Broke my own rule and did a bunch of blind follow backs. Hope I don't regret it. 😅
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51 ain't so bad
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Just got called a weirdo for eating my peach like an apple, skin and all. Is this for real? Do people NOT eat peaches this way?
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Get on Twitter. Errbody got 🥋 in the Twitter handle. Really confused for a minute, but I figured it out. 🤣😅 #RollTide
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@MAJTOURE Exempting themselves from laws they pass
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I. Can. Taste. My. Coffee. This. Morning.
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Maybe this is the year we quit worshipping politicians and celebrities.
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Don't even joke about Gus to Bama. That shit ain't funny.
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My husband won 1st pace in a chili cook off tonight at our local brewery. There'll be no living with him now.
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Roll Tide, y'all.
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Of course I wore this shirt for casual Friday. It's what one does when living in NC, having been razzed by Tarheel fans all week.
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So, can we all agree that Pelosi needs to retire?
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Well, hello.
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This handsome dude joined me for coffee this morning.
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3 years
At the doctor. The people out in the waiting room didn't appear to appreciate my shirt.
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My husband changed the station in the car off Bohemian Rhapsody. This is grounds for divorce.
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I know I should want UGA to win...but I don't and I can't help it.
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Gump hard or go home...right?
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My husband got a new toolbox and found this when cleaning out his old one. Glamour shots circa 1993. Not a wrinkle in sight. 😂😭
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Cold enough for soup and cornbread.
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Pecan pie and coffee for a late breakfast. Follow along for more diet tips.
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Family member voluntarily quarantined since March. Worked from home. Had groceries delivered. 1st trip out was for a routine dental procedure. Dentist made a mistake & she's currently in ICU fighting for her life. Your prayers are appreciated.
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Happy treason day
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Celebrating 32 years of wedded bliss (🤣) with brisket sandwiches and beer.
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I'm home....my for real, grew up here, home. Haven't cried, so that's a plus.
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If you gotta work the Saturday before a championship game, might as well Gump it up. #RollTide
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I can smell this pic...
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Only a few will know what this is #1970s
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The lady who owns and operates our gym is Ukrainian. Please say a prayer for her, she is not doing well... worried about her son and the rest of her family still in Ukraine.
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Can't decide if I like the new glasses or not.... They frame my dark circles nicely tho.
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Today is my wedding anniversary. 31 years. Yes, I'm bragging. It's not always been easy and we still have our issues but, we've reached a point where it works. Mostly, because we understand what makes each other tic. Some would judge our relationship. They can kiss it. 😏
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Completely irresponsible financial decision made today. Life is short and you only live once.
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20 years in a row of spending time at @BiltmoreEstate for our anniversary. That's gotta be a record of some kind.
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Lost another family member last night to a drug overdose. My family's history of anxiety and depression issues have cost too many lives, either to addiction/overdose or suicide. I feel helpless.
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I used to wouldn't take pics because I wasn't "dressed". I regret it now because I don't have many candid pics my with son as he was growing up. I'm determined to have many pics with him as an adult, whether I'm dressed and ready or not.
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No polyps, no cancer, no hernia. Diverticulosis, confirmed GERD (I already knew), possible Barrett's and h-pylori (spelling?) Overall, good results.
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Man, I forgot about this gif until today... 🤣 #RollTide
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People who want chain steakhouses over a locally owned, absolutely incredible steakhouse are the reason we can't have nice things.
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March is my least favorite month to visit Alabama. I'm here for the 2nd time in less than two weeks. This visit isn't for a good reason. Kind thoughts please and thank you.
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All y'all who don't like Bohemian Rhapsody probably listen to Pop Country. I said what I said.
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Coke. They're all coke.
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Vintage '71...
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No idea what kind of plants these are, but they need to calm down.
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Straight hair appreciation selfie....and because I feel good.
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After so many years of talking, finally meet in person!! @LisaSimpson24
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22nd year in a row celebrating our anniversary with a day @BiltmoreEstate ♥️
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Covid+ confirmed. I feel slightly better today, well, this morning.
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Beautiful day to walk the Greenway
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Can't take credit for this as I stole it from a post on FB......but so true
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Ain't we cute
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I'm a bad person
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Then and now.....
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Made it to Greensboro. Of course, I had to have catfish.
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For the record, I'm definitely not mad at Coach Sark. I'm happy he's turned his life around and wish him the very best at Texas. I'm just sad.
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Old fashioned dinner party tonight in place of girls night Wednesday. Means you end up way too dressed up for work just to keep from driving an hour round trip to go home and change.
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I've never seen a rainbow floating in a valley.
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My mother in law has me a new Bama shirt Everytime I visit. I think this qualifies her as the best MIL. #RollTide #CollegeColorsDay
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Bought my Marine a beer, as one should on November 10.
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And check out my birthday cake. ❤️
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Drink coffee and avoid morons
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I was threatened with my life if I shared the group pic on social media...so I cropped everyone out except me and the hubby. 😏
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I'll take that win. The guys needed it for sure. #RollTide 🏀
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Snow. Now it's sleeting. Then more snow around 1pm, supposedly. That's a lovely combination.
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It was a fun date. About to celebrate our 33 wedding anniversary and he still humors me.
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66° and 0 humidity with a light breeze. Heaven.
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21st year in a row we've celebrated our anniversary with a day at @BiltmoreEstate This Friday is our 33rd anniversary. Praying for many, many more.
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My plain beige tile is finished in my tiny little kitchen.
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Football practice kicks off today. Time to change out the coffee mug at work...
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Here we go again.....
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My room view ain't bad.
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I could smell the bleach when I cleaned bathrooms today. Only a faint whiff, but I could smell it. Maybe I'll be one of the lucky ones who gets my taste/smell back quickly. 🤞
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Yes, my mirror is dirty. #RollTide tho
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2nd painting attempt.
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Drink bigger than my head
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Dear younger women at the gym, We see you snickering at us. Yes, our butts are flatter and our tummies fatter. We're working on it. One day, you'll be us and you'll see how it feels to brave a gym full of beautiful 20 something's. Signed, A self conscious 49 yr old
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Our Airbnb is precious too....
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Just got a call from the testing center. Covid negative.
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No reason why except I feel good today.
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#throwback not a grey hair in sight. I'll take every grey though because it means I'm still kicking this side of the dirt.
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Woke up 33 years ago this morning not realizing I had heard my Mom's voice for the last time the night before. That tiny Good Friday tornado had irrevocably changed my family. I'd like to say we recovered, but we never did. Still damaged in so many ways.
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Fresh hair trim + a $9 sweater makes for a good morning.
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Say it with me....espresso. It is not expresso. 😐
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New glasses finally arrived. Almost identical to my old ones. I hate being the way I am sometimes.
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My forever date.
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Ready! #RepTheA
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