i didnt fuck my iced coffee. i didnt cum on my iced coffee. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my iced coffee. Ive never done anything weird with my iced coffee.
i really don’t mean to flex, but i’m about to go to sleep without having to take off my contacts...cuz i’m not wearing any...cuz i got lasik. and when i wake up, i’ll still be able to see holy fuck. goodnight
I’ll never forget when me and this mustang pulled up to a parking spot at the same time but he started turning in first, so I threw up the rock paper scissors sign. We played, and I won and he respected it and pulled out lmao gg homie
In 8th grade, I really wanted Beats headphones so bad so I made my social media usernames “marc_beats101” and now people still call me Marc Beats to this day.
“you’re not shy, ive seen your tweets” I’m shy because of my tweets! you know how hard it is to face people after telling them you moan when you hit your vape
Last week, this girl in my class started laughing for no reason and said “sorry, every time I see you, I just laugh” and now it’s keeping me up at night