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#GTFC fanzine. We like Alan Buckley, proper floodlights, chips, dogs on the pitch, outfielders in goal and 2023 FA Cup Joint Fifth Place Grimsby Town
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@ironbru_net
This is appalling, even with everything Hilton's done so far it's unbelievable he's stooped to this. Hang in there mate👊
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This hero answers his door to Look North casually wearing a
#gtfc
shirt and hat. What comes next is even better 😂
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So 248 at BP tonight. Can we get more likes for this? Now can you hear us? No more B Teams
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Cheap and cheerless: players talk to each other, and one of the things they talk about is the shabby way
#gtfc
under John Fenty treats its players and staff.
@LloydGriffith
lifts the lid
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Why don't we just try and have the same class as Jolley and instead of dwelling on Rose's less effective games, say thanks and all the best to the lad - he always tried his hardest, and when it came to penalties he had bollocks like cannonballs. Cheers Mitch, good lad.
#gtfc
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If you're planning on giving McKeown less than 100% backing tomorrow, don't bloody turn up at all
#gtfc
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It's Wrexham away tomorrow, the perfect excuse to share this pic of Ollie Palmer opening a beer with his teeth live on the telly
#gtfc
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We are Town: creating the future we deserve. As the new chair of Grimsby Town,
@jstockwood
is coming home in the most meaningful way. In a new article for CA, he makes a request and a commitment to his fellow
#gtfc
fans.
(photo credit:
@officialgtfc
)
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Yep, we're never coming to terms this. Last eight consists of
⚽️Four of the top eight in the PL
⚽️First, second and fourth in the Championship
⚽️Sixteenth in League Two
#gtfc
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Railway platform displays are now quoting the Cod Almighty style guide
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We'd rather be from Grimsby than anywhere, and we haven't been relegated, which is a bonus.
#gtfc
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Who'd like a quick
#gtfc
bedtime story about a company called Hampton Capital Ltd? In July 2012, a man representing Hampton named Alick Mayweather approached Tolent Construction with a proposal to assist in the purchase and development of land in Durham
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We're playing a team 3 divisions higher and we've got no central defenders. There's every chance of a big old tonking. But today is about reminding them we're here.
#GTFC
aren't just the last 15 years. Whatever happens, be proud of who we are. We are Town.
So where's the chippy?
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@officialgtfc
@myenergiuk
Thanks
@YoungsSeafood
, 18 years supporting their local team 👍. Welcome
@myenergiuk
, an exciting time for
#GTFC
and all in GY
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If the kids are wondering why Ben Foster's vlog from Friday isn't available yet, it's because
@ManiD10
sent his GoPro to sillicon heaven
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If someone burned down your house 20 years ago, it was wrong. It's still wrong now. There's nothing alright about the franchise. Fuck MK Dons and everything about them.
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Sorry, but when you want your team to lose so that the manager might get sacked, you've forgotten why you're here in the first place.
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Seriously though, how much nicer is it to support this
#Eng
team than the one with John Terry and Ashley Cole?
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Thought this was the playoff final ticket map for moment
#gtfc
Zen like station announcer at Faringdon Station yesterday.
" Welcome to the brand new Elizabeth line. I promise I will stop calling it the brand new Elizabeth line soon."
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Sleepwalking into a relegation battle. Shambles of window and now this, should be beating likes of Crewe by at least 6 or 7, not 3. Unacceptable. Questions need to be asked, forum should be interesting, blah blah effing blah
#GTFC
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Tiny crumb of comfort from Pearson's departure - at least he's off to a decent club with decent fans
#gtfc
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New feature: The remarkable story of the
#gtfc
badge competition and its winning designer, George Palejowski, should be celebrated, yet is not widely known.
@pganderson
spoke to George's son Jan about the iconic design and its creator:
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Having watched a video replay, we can now confirm that
#GTFC
fans' initial decision was correct and Andros Townsend *is* a wanker.
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Truly marvellous stuff. Drink it all in
#gtfc
fans, this has been years coming and we're going to enjoy it. Thank you
@officialgtfc
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Fans of Premier League clubs: stfu about players from your 'rival' club supposedly letting down the England side, nobody outside your overhyped bubble of self-regard gives a shit, please keep your contrived partisan bollocks away from the national team altogether, cheers, ta xx
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Don't want a "scotch egg doesn't get you three points" row but this sort of post pops up repeatedly on social media. Food at
#gtfc
becoming a benchmark for football grounds everywhere is something to be proud of. Great work
@officialgtfc
@MarinersTrust
, and of course the vendors
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As well as all the disturbing
#gtfc
events of yesterday, did a Scunny caller on RH really reckon it was going to be tough in Division Six(N) because opponents would "want to claim a Championship club scalp"? Mate, we had a week in Skiathos in 1996 but we're not Greek
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@officialgtfc
Hard to see any of the list go but special word for
@MaxWright1998
. A pleasure watching him progress through the
#gtfc
ranks, just so sad that injury got in the way. Many special moments but the third V Wrexham will live long in the memory. All the best mate.
#oneofourown
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There's been a positive culture change among
#GTFC
fans. We're now seeing patient encouragement for the young players coming through. Still the odd dickhead, but we've come a long way since the bad old days. It feels really good.
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In welcoming Nigel Farage and the Brexit Party to Blundell Park,
#gtfc
last night made hundreds of fans feel unwelcome
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Great team effort but Danny Rose and Curtis Thompson are absolute warriors. We salute you
#gtfc
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Player breaks record for goals scored in one league division since that division was renamed 104 years after being formed to reflect a newly uneven distribution of broadcasting revenue, during time period that has no relation or relevance to football season
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#GTFC
fans should be proud of this
(and give these lads the time, space and encouragement they need to develop)
U23 players in Grimsby’s XI:
🏴Reece Hall-Johnson (23)
🏴Alex Whitemore (23)
🏴Elliot Embleton (19)
🏴Harry Clifton (20)
🏴Charles Vernam (21)
On their bench:
🏴Louis Robles (22)
🏴Ahkeem Rose (19)
👏
#gtfc
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If you go on a public forum and ask "how many games do you give" to a manager who's been in charge for about ten minutes, you're not just asking a question. You're part of the problem.
#gtfc
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Classy response from
#ECFC
support tonight. Good luck for the season to them - fine club, top fans 👏👏
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@ironbru_net
@officialgtfc
That's your league position dealt with, what else have you come here to say? 🙂
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Scunny, your plight looks like ours last season. Look on the bright side:
✅Swann might sling his hook
✅Lincoln followed us down in 2011, look at them now
✅You might visit
#gtfc
to try our foie gras infused Bovril
✅FA Trophy, a Champions League version of the Lincs Senior Cup
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What a special day yesterday. Thank you
@officialgtfc
,
@DebbieCGF
,
@jstockwood
,
@ajpettit
,
@superclivecon
, Dave Smith,
@LloydGriffith
. Thanks also to Alan Buckley, Paul Hurst and Chris Doig for coming along and being ace. Finally, thanks to our own
@PatJBP
for organising.
#gtfc
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Still in shock here. Is it dangerous exposing supporters accustomed to disappointment to the week
#gtfc
have just had?
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Handled well by
@officialgtfc
here. There are issues, not unique to
#gtfc
or football, and we'll be damned if we'll let a Tory mouthpiece rag pretend to be the moral voice on the broken society they're enabling
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What an image, just look at the faces
#gtfc
@officialgtfc
@DebbieCGF
@Vanarama
@TheVanaramaNL
@NonLeagueCrowd
As a photographer you always hope you capture the winning goal. Yesterday was tricky with BT sports and subs but here it is!
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We're delighted to be sponsoring
@MullarkeyToby
's kit this season. Our thanks go to CA's Tony & Sue for setting it up and Matthew at
@officialgtfc
for arranging.
#gtfc
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Welcome back to
#gtfc
, Lenny. Some lovely words from Paul Hurst and the man himself to accompany this fine start to the week.
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Anything up to and including a 17-0 defeat today for
#gtfc
is acceptable. Any moaners will be sentenced to one year at HMP Glanford with no parole and only a copy of the 2010 Season VHS for company.
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First start of the season for Lenny. His hold-up play is there, the goals will come too
#gtfc
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@pganderson
gives us a lovely insight into Podge's playoff peno against Braintree, thanks to the man himself
#gtfc
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Dads and grandads all over
#gtfc
Twitter currently explaining that this is what they grew up with
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Tony's FT: 5-4! Town’s greatest victory ever over hubris and Hollywood. And what a delicious irony - we won with a Big Luke header from a long chuck. C’est magnifique. C’est Grimsby. My head hurts
#gtfc
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Since when did a Head of Recruitment get you three year deals for highly rated prospects on a Saturday, etc. Nice mention and insight for Joe and the gaffer here
#gtfc
👊 Signed, trained, played 45 minutes!
💪 A big couple of days for Kamil Conteh - now you can hear from him for the first time as a Mariner!
#GTFC
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#GTFC
Number Crunching:
In the 2007 accounts alone, £573,796 was squandered by JF on his Great Coates white elephant. He wants every penny back.
A similar amount in non-refundable season ticket sales was given by fans to the club in 2020/21 who might not attend a single game
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Thanks
@ColinMurray
for asking the
#gtfc
question. You'll have gathered from his reaction that he was struggling with the truth. Drop us a note if you'd like to hear a proper explanation. Thanks also
@QuestTV
for tagging us, the replies have taught us several new swear words
What happened at
@officialgtfc
? 🕵️
@ColinMurray
talks to
@IanOllie7
about the circumstances that lead to his departure from the club...
#EFLonQuest
- Saturdays at 9pm
#EFL
#GTFC
#UTM
@TVFTL
@TheFishyGTFC
@codalmighty
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Does anyone remember what happens when you win a cup game, do we get to play another or is that it?
#gtfc
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An early call is necessary for today's Thunderdiary because you'll want to read it at least twice. The idiosyncrasies, the anticipation, the roaring and screaming, the joy. Keep the faith
#gtfc
, they'll come again
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The replies to this from his ex
#GTFC
teammates 😍😢
Grateful to make my full EFL debut for my boyhood club. A proud day for me & my family! Bitter sweet in that we never got the win we deserved but things will turn if we keep believing and working hard. Thanks for all the messages, overwhelmed with the amount of support!🙌⚫️⚪️
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Can we re-sign him this morning pls
#gtfc
75 games.
39 clean sheets.
Thou shalt not pass.
📸
@welshphotoguy
#shaunpearsonappreciationdayeveryday
@codalmighty
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In Wednesday's diary: Diz is priceless to
#GTFC
- we lose leaders and characters like this at our peril.
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Could go bonkers thinking/talking about the mess the National League have made. Might be time to draw a line. Sod 'em. We are going to make this a brilliant occasion, no matter what. It could be a day that we cherish forever, and we can't bloody wait. Come on Town
#GTFC
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Happy new year to all our followers, and all
#GTFC
fans everywhere. Except piece of shit racist scum, obviously.
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@EmiratesFACup
"Player welfare". They're not going down a coal mine or out on a trawler lads. The pay is slightly better too
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BREAKING: Contributor on
@TheFishyGTFC
forum smashes world record for fastest self-contradiction
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This Wealdstone lot continue to impress. Always on the look out for new
#gtfc
fish-based punnery and we have to say
#codspeed
passes muster.
We've left our 'plaice' and the coach will be 'rock'ing later. Looking to have a 'whale' of a time and spend a few 'sqiud' on the sea front.
#stonesonseasidetour
#codspeed
#UTS
@Wealdstone_FC
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Why tamper with a stone-cold classic of a badge, asks Paul Thundercliffe
@thundercliffe
#gtfc
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Let's try that again.
Things you don't love to see:
1.
#gtfc
talent disappearing into a PL Academy
2. Grimby Town
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@jstockwood
You cocked it up,
#gtfc
should have signed Conteh, Mullarkey, Rose, Rodgerseses etc yesterday at 10.59pm. Window fans would be toasting the greatest window since double glazing was invented.
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Jolley. He just *gets it*.
#gtfc
It must be a big game as
#gtfc
get rare full page in the national press this morning.
#utm
#facupromance
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In Thursday's diary: a glimpse of Town's new home... in the very same place that drove Grimsby's past prosperity.
#gtfc
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@officialgtfc
@CheckatradeTrpy
Have some respect for yourself and
#GTFC
fans and withdraw from this abomination of a competition now. We'll crowdfund the fine.
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What a moment
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