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I read books, minds, and computer languages. I hate very many things. @/veryunclever on IG.
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@TheDosageBrand
@thevivianbanks
This is so wild bc ya'll just gon pretend like you never seen unblended leave out before? And say that unblended leave-out looks better than a *properly* melted lace? Preferences have us saying crazy things.
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@OkSoMik
If this was one of my old personal accounts, ‘crack of dawn, crack of ass’ woulda instantly been my display name
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@thespicexqueen
@ExcuseMyFly
I hate this so bad. I don’t want anything but salt and pepper in my eggs unless it’s a fresh cut vegetable.
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Alot of cultures didn’t create the dishes they’re renowned for. Today I learned cannolis were originally Arabic.
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Asked me for gas money to my house.
Women need to start telling stories about when a man fumbled some coochie from them and how he did that. Let’s start identifying the source 😭
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@beegbro
@kinda_kina
@anti_pelumi
@TerraDaValid
She also said you didn’t need to share 🙂 “its a YOU thing”
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People’s allergies. Bc why is your body so susceptible to irritation?? 😭
Instead of pet peeves, what are y’all petty peeves? Like stuff that pisses you off even though logically it shouldn’t 😭
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Relationship Twitter, let’s see a picture or a video of you and your other half🥹
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Every time I spend time offline I come back and think "People really argue over the weirdest things on the internet."
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Honeybush is my favorite herbal tea by a long shot. Its so perfect.
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@SomaKazima
I ran from a chihuahua like this once as a kid. Paco was vicious and hated tiny humans 😭
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@nataleebfitness
Why such a late dinner? Who wants to be cooking/doing dishes at 8-9pm?? Is this a cultural discrepancy?
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Its so funny that our brains are just like “nah this is too much. Shut it DOWN NOW.”
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@NoEmmeG
Wear them shits every single time you meditate and you might just convince your brain that they’re right.
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@TheDosageBrand
@thevivianbanks
I hear you. I think it alllll depends on the application for both styles. Its prolly easier for the average girlie to have a sew-in that looks good bc lace has a learning curve & harder maintenance. But v-parts are like sew-ins without the hassle.
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@LindseyCreated
Only thing in that bathroom that belong to him is the Lubriderm and Cetaphil lmao.
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*whenever* I think of an apocalypse, this is my first train of thought. “If the zombies don’t kill me, being off my tricyclic sure will.”
personally i think it's a terrible idea to have a medical system set up in a way that literally any disaster will force everyone off their prescriptions because they aren't allowed to stockpile backup supplies, but what do i know
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Javascript is so hard to learn. I had a good cry about it yesterday but I'm back today to try again!
#100DaysOfCode
. I'm working on
@LeetCode
challenges and
@freeCodeCamp
's js course.
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No. There is no “right person” or “wrong people” in my world. Monogamy isn’t some exclusive or higher tier of dating or relating to me and I wouldn’t bestow it upon someone like some kind of gift for good behavior. It can’t be earned. I’m completely uninterested.
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@lovee_charms
I only do about 30-40mins of cardio when I go during the workday, my gym is exactly 3 minutes away from my house, and I worked from home so I’d shower when I got back whether my lunch was over or not.
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what y’all look like?
quote with ya picture so I can see y’all.
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@Nissafitt
Hey Nissa, if targeted weight loss isn't a thing, whats the science behind you carrying fat in your butt but not on your core, midsection, and arms? I kinda thought that even if I built muscle & lost body fat that my body would lose fat in all areas proportionately.
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Holy shit.
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I caught 5 catfish, 3 blue perches, and a sun fish today. I’m about to skin, scale, filet, fry and eat them. That’s all I’ve done and all I’m doing today.
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I’m literally having a dashcam installed on my car right now bc people are fucking losing it.
i think as the economy worsens we will see not only more violence and crime but also more hostility in our everyday interactions as well.
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Hey did you guys know that the most common STD in the world isn’t typically tested for in a full STD screening or blood panel, and that you have to specifically request it, andddd if you’re presenting with no symptoms, most doctors will discourage the blood screening? 🙂
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When their little brain confirmed that those were indeed the correct fingers up 🥹
Happy Saturday, here's a baby learning fine muscle control in real time 🥹💕
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I’m feeling so many big things at once. Like joy and fear. Gratitude and grief. Love and loss. Passion and paralysis.
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And its *not* ethical to start multiple non-monogamous relationships and “drop everyone” for one person. Thats so disrespectful and fraudulent. Like if that was an option or possibility for you, just date monogamous people. There’s enough of ya’ll.
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Isn't this the same rhetoric transphobes use? What is happening here???
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#100DaysOfCode
Day 6. Yesterday was a big brain day for me with abstractions so I'm keeping it simple today and styling my wordle clone components in CSS 😭
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I need somebody to do Unbreak My Heart - Toni Braxton, He Love Me - Jill Scott and Dangerously in Love - Beyoncé together
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I want to be the kind of person who always has something helpful or alleviating to offer. Whether that's a tool, tip, resource, or just relatability.
I hate how hard things are in my life, if I can do anything to make things easier for other people, I want to do that.
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Is tipping $2 class solidarity?????? Bc if all you can afford to tip is $2 from a $50 meal you’re just as bad as people who don’t tip at all.
atp it’s just class solidarity like I know objectively it should be the company paying but a $2 tip to ur driver will not hurt ur pockets enough for all this hullabaloo
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*whispers* I’ve listened to the ChoppedNotSlopped version of Renaissance more in these 2 days than I have the original album in 2 months.
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@ivourth
Everyone’s talking about the sound quality but how is the noise cancellation? That’s the quality I care about most. I don’t want to hear a single thing when my headphones are in.
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I think I wanna try my hand at making them. Maybe an white chocolate x almond/orange or pistachio/rose flavor combo.
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@NoEmmeG
It was so triggering I couldn't believe it had such raving reviews. I guess I wasn't getting the reviews from the right people. I put that shit down and never picked it back up.
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@KdubSoSolid
@esmekcal
I mean he’s already 175 and he says he goes to the gym. For a 19 year old kid over 6 ft tall, this might be 3-4000cals. He’s got a good metabolism and he’s physically active. 200lbs still wouldn’t be overweight for him.
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Its honestly insulting to see ENM framed like a lesser than version of being in relationship. Like monogamy is only for the most perfect of companions, or like ENM is some stepping stone to eventually being monogamous.
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11. Which is your favourite picture of yourself so far this year?
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Trying to focus on the things I appreciate instead of the things that have taken me for granted.
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I feel like not being nice to me w/ no context is such a strong action. I am so sweet lol, you be dry/weird w me I'ma just never talk to you again.
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I get so emotional watching people be excellent at something they worked really hard at. Lots of big feelings about surmounting life's large challenges & celebrating hard work.
Its a huge feat to win at life and most of it feels impossible. I want every reminder that it isn't.
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@FriedHoney
I hate when they do this. I follow a fine dining (asian) chef on YT w a hotsauce brand named after pop black phrases. I politely told him it was cringey & that he’s an extremely talented chef w/o the gimmicks. And this guy’s just a real estate agent that “likes jerk chicken”
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@RevampedCP
“Give me an example of **a time where I demonstrated a skill that wasn’t required in my previous roles—aka I didn’t demonstrate that skill often/ever** I always feel like I have to make something up or get really creative with my example.
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There’s always a point when someone who’s dating me realizes that this is my world and they had just been luckily invited to it. Sometimes I can see it happen in real time 😭🙃
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I always win by being honest. I always lose by suppressing my true feelings and desires.
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I’m so tired of that IFV conversation and you can’t convince me that well resourced celebrities can’t find black sperm. That’s it and that’s all.
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I hate having to tell people that something bothers me more than once. I struggle to be a kind person after the second time.
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Still that West Indian lady who told somebody go suck ya mudda and when they said she was dead she responded “well suck her bones” 🫠
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I have the best partner I could ask for man. Idk which god to thank but they really did their big one for me.
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!”
👀👀
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Update: this is indeed cute and wholesome as fuck.
I joined a penpal app thinking it would be sweet and endearing when I felt bored/lonely. Now I have 8 letters to respond to and I feel overwhelmed and obligated 🥲
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I hate when I’m in a (rare) texting mood and someone only answers 2 out of the 4 questions I ask. I’m tryna chat fr. Send me a novel pls.
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Good morning friends. Another day another
#100DaysOfCode
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@freeCodeCamp
's JS course. Here's a little styling I whipped up for our Wordle clone a few days ago. I don't have a before picture but it was very ugly 🤣
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Sometimes I feel really silly for deeply I miss my cat. In all of my grief, Idk anyone closely who's lost a pet, or who's been as impacted as I was at the loss of a pet. I mean I can see it online but no one ever said to me personally "I know how this feels and I understand."
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And the definition of literate doesn't just mean you can pronounce/identify the words you see. Literacy means reading comprehension: you understand what words mean together.
That's why 21% of the US is considered illiterate & 54% of adults read below a 6th-grade literacy level.
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@theidi_
Its gotta be a cultural thing bc I see both sides. Alot of people grew up with food/resource insecurity. Other people grew up all eating out of the same bowl happily. What I find concerning is being this willfully obtuse to someone else’s discomfort. Gross.
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It’s actually wild how available I’ve made myself for people because I felt like they needed/deserved the support I had to offer. And maybe they did but maybe not from me. I’m really tired of learning this particular lesson… every year.
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I’ve done this before & started counting down the days I could go back to living how I wanted to, not bc of any fault of my partner, but because ENM is a lifestyle choice based on what I need to maintain a healthy relationship w myself, not collecting niggas like trading cards.
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I love coding. I love learning. I love learning to code.
Its like this endless jigsaw puzzle, every time you think you’ve completed the image, more pieces of context emerge.
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You can get genital herpes from oral sex.
You can have herpes and your partner can be negative and vice-versa.
Herpes antibodies take months to build up in our immune symptoms. If you never have an outbreak, reliable testing is difficult.
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The job really just taught me that nothin just *exists* lmao, its someone’s job to make sure everything we humans interact with, does what its supposed to do. I had no idea where gas came from before then or how it worked.
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I wanna follow more babes with similar interests as me.
Looking for:
Illustrator/art babes
Bibliophile/heavy reading babes
Yoga (as a lifestyle) babes
Programming/SWE babes
Bonus if you’re black and queer 😍
RT pls!
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