Rob Cantor (PARODY)
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(!PARODY PLEASE DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!) NOT A TRAMPOLINE: Available Now
Cojum Dip
Joined April 2023
Gonna be completely serious for one goddamn second, in case this account will inevitably get suspended, the owner of this account is @purple_miau, so if you wanna follow me there, feel free! But you don’t have to. I’m not your dad.
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“:3” is the best emotion a human can convey. That’s a fact.
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Throwback to when Ross was dressed like this for a whole gig. I still have not figured out why.
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Only cats can interact with this tweet. If you do and you aren’t one, you’ll turn into a cat!!.
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This might be the best image I’ve found on the internet.
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bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. you know what doesn’t end? . Cojum Dip. rt if you cried.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:.Our beloved Bora Karaca! He’s turning 40 today!! And we still don’t have news on the new Cojum Dip album…
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hey guys am I shadowbanned? please reply if you see this :<.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEYRE GONNA GET RID OF THE REAL LIFE MARVIN’S MARVELOUS MECHANICAL MUSEUM.
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Oh. .
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lets play guess the artist:.✅=did drop album.❌=no album. 2007-❌.2008-❌.2009-❌.2010-❌.2011- ❌.2012- ❌.2013- ❌.2014- ✅.2015- ❌.2016- ❌.2017- ❌.2018- ❌.2019- ❌.2020- ❌.2021- ❌.2022- ❌️.2023- ❌.2024- ❌.
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How many people will reply with “:3” to this post? Asking for a friend.
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Oh my god this girl I just met in Hawaii wants to go on a date with me in the forest! What could go wrong.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:.Cojum Dip’s self-titled Studio album, called “Cojum Dip”!.Bora’s legendary first album is turning 10 years old today! Just think about it this album is a decade old now…
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Sooooo I might’ve just deleted a solid 74.98 GB of unreleased Tally Hall content. Whoops! 🤭.
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Who’s gonna watch the Hawaii: Part II movie with me!!!.
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┏┓.┃┃╱╲ in.┃╱╱╲╲ this.╱╱╭╮╲╲ house.▔▏┗┛▕▔ we listen to.╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲.COJUM DIP.╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲.▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ . whos coming in.
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Naming my child Cannibal.
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Okay so:.Andrew confirmed for Sonic Lunch at the very least.Rob semi-confirmed/teased for either the album or Sonic Lunch.Zubin teased.Cojum Dip (I think as a joke but still) semi-teased.@TreeTownSound this is all your fault.
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Oh whoops! I just found a file on my hard drive called “maybe_in_the_night_demo.m4a”, and I deleted it. My bad!.
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Fun Fact! Our Youtooz plushies are actually voodoo dolls! Do with that information what you want.
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Quick update: it’s haunted.
I just found a cartridge of “Super Mario 64” in a dumpster behind the Denny’s. I sure hope it’s not haunted!.
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@TreeTownSound you did not just finish teasing ever tally hall member Matthew. MATTHEW THIS IS A FUCKING TALLY HALL REUNION I CAN FEEL IT.
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Guys.
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Just found this old MP3 Bora sent me once, it’s called “simon_vocal_take_3.mp3” and I thought I’d share it with y’all .Not that I have permission to but why not
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:.“Hawaii: Part II” by @_H_II_!.This legendary album released 10 years ago!.Now lets see whenever the fuck that sequel Joe mentioned comes out!
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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN NEW COJUM DIP MEDIA FROM 2021 HAS BEEN UNCOVERED??
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Zubin hid this message in a secret chest. We found it in his room. Do you think we should do it?
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Look at 16 year old me go! I love playing my guitar
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Remember when Bora made his own little remix of “Maple Leaf Rag”? I sure do!
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@SonicLunch @bankofannarbor @annarbors107one @aint_afraid @ShaneGuerrette @JacobSigman @YoungRitual @JoyClarkMusic @timothymonger @kpetersonsongs @adhorowi Wait wasn’t it meant to be Zubin?.
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Did you know? “Sweden” is a acronym for:.S - Smoke.W - Weed.E - Every.D - Day.E - Every.N - Night.
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