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🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) PGY1 Emergency Medicine resident in Florida. Mostly here to ramble aimlessly. Tweets ≠ medical advice, views are my own.

Gainesville, FL

Joined January 2014

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Okay so I may have done a thing.

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If only @CNN reporters could fact check in real time like Andy Murray.

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I got a haircut today 🤗

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5 years

I invite her to talk a stroll through one of any CoVID ICUs throughout this country’s hospitals without any PPE and then tell me how nonfatal the virus is.

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stunning how “we’re at 15 cases and will soon be down to zero” pivoted so smoothly to “ONLY 60,000 DEAD, WE WERE LIED TO”

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I'm finally starting to get some size back 🙆

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Me: If you’re not interested you can just say it. Boy: Okay I’m not interested. My reply: lol that wasn’t so hard was it? My feels: 🥺

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it me! 🙆

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it me!

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MEET OBI MY NEW FRAND!!

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🧀 CHEESE 🧀

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Progress is slow and steady 😊 http://t.co/TrccER7Nly

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7 years

I hope my new Grindr bio isn't too risqué.

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8 years

I actually did wake up like this.

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I walked past a full size mirror and couldn't pass up a selfie opportunity 😅

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8 years

*not looking at the camera selfie*

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6 years

I had a patient who I saw writing in the waiting room and noticed he was a lefty, so I made a mental note. And then 15 minutes later I was looking at his pupils really closely with my pen light and said, “are you left handed?” He freaked and said, “YOU CAN TELL BY MY EYES?”

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@erinscafe being that hateful and racist all the time requires a lot of caffeine

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"Are you a top or a bottom?" I'm just happy to feel the touch of another person.

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9 years

First chest workout in two months and I'm feeling a hell of a pump 😅

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9 years

OH MY GOSH

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6 years

Lol remember when I was attractive?? So long ago.

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9 years

Anyways, here's me.

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6 years

It’s trying to clean up a mess.

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4 years

This is what I wore to transport CoVID patients. Anything less than this is grossly irresponsible and reckless for your health and the health of those you come in contact with.

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President Trump, wearing a mask, rides by his supporters outside Walter Reed while in the back of a Suburban.

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9 years

I'm losing definition in my abs cause I'm eating so much 😢

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8 years

This isn't an attack on America. This is an attack on the LGBT community. If someone tries straight-washing this, CORRECT THEM.

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8 years

Foam rollers don't make good pillows.

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8 years

hi 🙆

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7 years

I wanna go on an actual date with a cute boy that involves hand-holding and possibly ice cream and talking about our days.

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8 years

my I-look-good-but-nobody's-around-to-appreciate-it face

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baby’s first scrubs 👶

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I didn't even speak English when I was born in America. For several years it was just a bunch of goo goo ga ga nonsense.

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8 years

Imma ghost 🙆

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5 years

I’m gonna be a doctor 🤗👨‍⚕️

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7 years

I get to work with the doctor who messaged me on Grindr and then blocked me right when he found out who I was tomorrow 🤗🙃

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10 years

🙈💪🙆 http://t.co/QbEvQLKqYq

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9 years

Netflix and butt stuff, because I believe in transparency of intentions.

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💀

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10 years

I never know what to caption my selfies... 💃 http://t.co/hzgEgI9KEm

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2 months

Sad news yall. Enrique didn’t make it through the night. I woke at midnight to feed him and he only ate a quarter of the formula he was supposed to. Woke up just now to find he had passed. RIP Enrique, we tried to give you a shot at life against all odds but were unsuccessful 😭

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6 years

Realizing I never posted the obligatory new glasses selfie 🤓

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8 years

everybody when north korea walks in

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9 years

Currently: http://t.co/8egSYrAKcz

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8 years

I'm not okay with being texted like this. It makes me feel like shit.

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9 years

I look pale af but at least my shoulders look decent 😅

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#NewProfilePic

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9 years

This is my orgasm face.

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9 years

I worked out shoulders hours ago and I'm still feeling the pump 😌

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6 years

I tried to put a tie on but my neck was too fat for the top button of my shirt 😓

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8 years

Happy Birthday to me!! 🙆🎉🙆🎉🙆

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the elusive ~*cLoThEd*~ selfie

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The groom and his best man 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽

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9 years

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU GUYZ

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7 years

Oh my.

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7 years

This is a good look for me, I think I’ll keep it.

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7 years

Idk but is he single??

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Why’s It So Hard to Find Good Gay Friends?

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3 years

A homeless man I responded to from a bystander 911 call changed my perspective on homelessness forever.

GEEZIE 💋

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Y’all really don’t care if the homeless folks buy drugs with your money? Lmao

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8 years

Eric Trump looks like he just took a load in the mouth and can't tell whether to spit or swallow.

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7 years

I want this respiratory therapist to choke me. And that’s not even something I’m into.

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8 years

is this the same crowd I can't tell

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9 years

when you meet your high school classmates after coming out of the closet and they ask you about being gay

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8 years

I wanna hold a cute boys hand while we walk through IKEA and look at furniture we'll never buy 😩😩😩

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8 years

Someone go turn off the light so I can go to sleep please.

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10 years

Blurry gym selfie yaaayyyy http://t.co/Z6TxKn6yBz

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9 years

Hello have you heard the good news about our Lord and Savior, Neuroscience?

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3 years

@keithedwards Your point stands, but it was 901 over the past 2 weeks, not in a single day.

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8 years

Dear lord this man just jumped out of the stack at me 🙊😍

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8 years

Muscle ginger pole vaulter 😱

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9 years

I'm pretty happy with my leg progress so far 😊 http://t.co/SzHhPyAZsS

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7 years

Fetishes include planning out my life with a boy I've never met including number of kids, jobs, home, and quantity/types of pets.

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8 years

Masturbate the sad away.

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8 years

RT if you're gay and not any of these heights.

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8 years

#nofilter

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7 years

I honestly hate wasting my time but I do it consistently with so many guys.

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10 years

😜 http://t.co/mqemEK2SUu

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8 years

My dad didn't know I was visiting so I surprised him and my stepmom at IHOP and my dad started crying and now I am 😭😭😭

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10 years

👋 http://t.co/0CUJLLfRO7

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6 years

Winchester says hi .

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6 years

Pajama bottoms are what I call the gays that wind up spending the night.

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8 years

My sunglasses are crooked so I just make them look straight by raising an eyebrow.

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8 years

Update (yes I'm sobbing into my glass of wine):

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4 years

Supporting Trump makes you complicit in the hate crimes against the LGBTQ+ community.

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7 years

I wish I had a boy to snuggle up with in bed right now 😪

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8 years

Pardon me while I catch my breath 😜

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6 years

[doctor, nurse, and me in room with drunk patient] Nurse: Any allergies? Patient: Yeah, gay people. Nurse: Seriously, fuck you.

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6 years

So here’s where I’m at right now. 4 months post-op, 3 months into PT. Still don’t have full range of motion so still can’t workout. But not doing too bad, right?? 😅