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just a huge dumbass i make bad decisions, med school was one of them, becoming an f1 and hockey fan was another one | #njdevils #canucks

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@clumsyssoul
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3 years
f1 merch has no place being that expensive when the drivers can't even wear decent jeans
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@clumsyssoul
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4 months
always the same seating arrangement is making me emotional
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@clumsyssoul
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19 days
wtf was happening at last night's game while i was sleeping
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@clumsyssoul
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28 days
they all want that cookie so effing bad
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4 months
if i knew this was the kind of emotional pain involved in seeing players get traded I would have gotten into recreational bird watching instead of hockey
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@clumsyssoul
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29 days
a hughes slipping and falling on the ice? likely place for him to be
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@clumsyssoul
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4 years
@ChrisKlemens still can't believe this isn't you Chris (it's actually @LucasViegasWK but you too could be twins)
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@clumsyssoul
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29 days
so this happened and no one was going to tell me about it?
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@clumsyssoul
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3 years
going feral because of them
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@clumsyssoul
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18 days
I'VE HAD THIS ONE SAVED SINCE THE END OF LAST YEAR I GET TO FINALLY USE IT
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@clumsyssoul
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@NJDevils
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#NEWS : The New Jersey Devils announced today that defenseman Luke Hughes suffered a left shoulder injury earlier this month during off-season training. Upon examination by New Jersey’s medical staff, it was determined that he will not require surgery. Hughes’ recovery time is
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@clumsyssoul
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7 months
any time i read anything about them just being siblings I start sobbing I can't explain it
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@clumsyssoul
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2 years
exclusive footage of esteban at the alpine hq trying to distract the shareholders from the inevitable fall of the whole company after oscargate
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@clumsyssoul
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29 days
sold as a set. do not separate them. if you try to separate them the little one will start to scream.
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@clumsyssoul
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19 days
what a "1-0 them" does to a mf
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@clumsyssoul
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4 years
the holy trinity
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@clumsyssoul
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3 months
i miss him and his cute face
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@clumsyssoul
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1 month
devils hockey is so back
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@clumsyssoul
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1 month
the trials of being the youngest sibling and always being forced to talk on the phone when you clearly don't want to
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@clumsyssoul
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5 months
nico hischier
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@clumsyssoul
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28 days
the locker room celebrations when we win the cup will actually put me in a coma based on how I reacted to this
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@clumsyssoul
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1 month
there's just something so special about summer nico
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@clumsyssoul
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27 days
look at these orpheus and eurydice coded mfs
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@clumsyssoul
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18 days
you see how people are throwing babies in the air in celebration? nicojack are the people's princesses fr
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
imagine just casually being quinn's neighbor
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
hand me the g*n now
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@JamesNicholsNHL
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The #NJDevils will release a statement on Luke Hughes' status later today.
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@clumsyssoul
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i don't know why nico was explaining everything as if I could not see the video but I find him very endearing
@NJDevils
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Because you asked nicely. (Not really, but we love youse anyway)
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
hold on i’m trying to spell gorjus
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@clumsyssoul
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7 months
why was john trying to tickle his ear
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@clumsyssoul
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3 months
i aspire to have the kind of hot girl summer nico hischier is having
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
he's so polite cat coded
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
i'm so enamored by him but what else is new
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
Look at this distinguished gentleman, look how he is standing there, yes very distinguished
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@clumsyssoul
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22 days
i have things to say but i fear main isn't the right place for that
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@clumsyssoul
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3 years
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
am i allowed to call him the s word on main?
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@clumsyssoul
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3 months
i'm gonna need a minute the headband is too much I need to go outside and reconnect with nature
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6 months
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
my favourite past-time activity is saving text posts and then trying to match them to my favourite players
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2 months
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@clumsyssoul
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1 month
trying to act so normal about this
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
i need him
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@clumsyssoul
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5 years
currently thinking about that clip where eliott showered lucas' face with kisses and the lucas yelled je t'aime across the room before eliott left their home to get them croissants
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@clumsyssoul
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1 month
if he looked at me like that I'd ask him what are we
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@clumsyssoul
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5 months
that's a face you go to war for... i'm putting her picture in a locket to look at fondly in the trenches and damnit i'm coming home to her!
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@clumsyssoul
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3 years
@fiagirly this man is the definition of killing with kindness
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@clumsyssoul
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28 days
@angelsuecult my favourite is this "you're all seeing this too right?" look
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@clumsyssoul
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5 months
@86R0WDY you shake a pack of zyns behind the camera as a bribe
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
i'm about to delete my entire existence i have been perceived in ways I never meant to be perceived I hate it here
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@clumsyssoul
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5 months
take all his pain and give it to me
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@clumsyssoul
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7 months
they might be the same person
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
shoutout to my girl izzy for making my vision come true
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
i want to put a fake mustache on him just to see how it would look
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@clumsyssoul
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10 days
the anxiolytics are not hitting today so we are just bed rotting and feeling very
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@clumsyssoul
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22 days
something about captains and looking like they belong in a tortured renaissance painting
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3 years
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@clumsyssoul
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1 month
they're making nico and keefe sit together at the front so they can snore all they want away from everybody else
@NJDevils
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Bon Voyage! Learn more about how the guys like to travel on this episode of Devils Now, presented by @RWJBarnabas .
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@clumsyssoul
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3 months
why am i going crazy over a 2 second video of some dude swinging a kettlebell between his legs
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@clumsyssoul
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20 days
he's channelling his inner elle woods
@patersonjeff
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I asked Quinn Hughes how his legs felt the morning after a 31:49 night. He shrugged, said no big deal. Said it's his job to play when they tell him to. #Canucks
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
exclusive footage of nico's warm ups before the game
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@clumsyssoul
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5 years
new skam france clip
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@clumsyssoul
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4 months
you're serving cunt? your friends are being traded and you're serving cunt?
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
nico this is what you're wearing next game
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@clumsyssoul
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3 years
I want all drivers to learn the choreography and if we can't race the winner will be decided by who did it best
someone call Tom Holland to come to Sochi and perform his sexy dance
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@clumsyssoul
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5 months
@43wrlds he looks like a little kid that was told he's allowed one swear word and he won't get in trouble for saying it
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@clumsyssoul
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16 days
saw someone using the "“he didn’t want a picture with me, he said no.” “timothee?” *nod*" bit for this and I haven't stopped laughing at it since
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oh the gossip
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@clumsyssoul
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1 month
the hair, the smile, the shoes, the peace sign, I'm so back
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@clumsyssoul
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3 years
there's a correlation and I'll provide proof if needed
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3 months
can't believe this one didn't make the cut
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@sannieping
izzy !! 🌻
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Nico Hischier as olympic categories a 🧵
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
thought it would be a good idea to start getting prepared for the season
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3 months
I'll be needing 13 business days to recover from this brb
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
THIS FUCKING DORK
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@clumsyssoul
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4 months
well some of us live on the other side of the atlantic and have no money douglas
@NJDevils
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If you’re not at The Rock this season, you fail Douglas D. Admin’s class. 🎟️:
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@clumsyssoul
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2 months
dimply boy
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@clumsyssoul
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17 days
i say this with a lot of love but quinn's walk sometimes reminds me of annalise keating's like I need to see him walking with a bag in his hand just to test a theory
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@clumsyssoul
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3 months
I'm about to call him the s word on main
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@clumsyssoul
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5 months
nico hischier you are a silver medalist you did so good
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stache brothers
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6 months
@86R0WDY they don't call him captain lexapro for nothing
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2 months
he's such a dork I'm afraid I need him
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@clumsyssoul
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3 months
several minutes have passed and i'm still trying to recover
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@clumsyssoul
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3 years
@iiiuminateandy same energy as being in middle school and everyone started shouting random things while someone was trying to talk to their mum on the phone
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@clumsyssoul
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5 months
if you look close enough you can see me offing myself at center ice after seeing this
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@clumsyssoul
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15 days
i manifested this
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@clumsyssoul
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22 days
both nico and jack refusing to wear dress shoes? oh dani rojas would have loved you both so much
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@clumsyssoul
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2 years
I honestly cannot understand how there are people trying to defend the use of that term, it was indeed used in a derogatory way towards lewis and there is no justification or linguistics that can make it less damaging than it was
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I had to watch this with no sound because I'm in class and kid you not at first I thought they were sending kisses to the camera
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
this is why they targeted him
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@clumsyssoul
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7 months
me at the freezer section of the grocery store trying to decide what ice cream to get
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
@43wrlds why am i picturing his face fighting against the wind
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@clumsyssoul
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they are practising for the power-rangers-bionic-shoulder-squared-move where Keefe screams the morph call from the bench and these two morph into the ultimate hockey player with two bionic shoulders that can defeat any goalie
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@clumsyssoul
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28 days
lindy is looking ruff
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@clumsyssoul
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4 years
they didn't even use idriss's acc, when he's a character that explicitly talked in a clip about the racism he faces daily being a black man in a racist country
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
hide all the scissors and razors, this man is banned from any barbershop or hairdresser
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@clumsyssoul
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7 months
She's beauty and she's grace. She's Miss United States.
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@clumsyssoul
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6 months
happy swiss team nico is coming back in a month I'm so up
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@clumsyssoul
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3 years
this is now a cisca norris and her family stan account, I don't know who lando is
@soylagolando
Bogi ✨
3 years
🧡🧡🧡
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