am i the only one who loves chain so much? like the song is catchy, the visuals are top tier, the choreography is a masterpiece, taeyong bars, winwin lines, taeil high note and undercut, johnny and haechan center, mark biceps- okay just everything about that era, that song was 🤌
had a dream kpop idols got traded between groups like sports teams. it was HELL. fans crying about their fav pairings being split up. company stans were worse somehow. draft season was a kpop stan battleground
i just finished reading a 55k fic in which the main pairing apparently DOESN’T END UP TOGETHER. it is UNTAGGED. i am feral. i am going to find a way to turn into the girl from the ring so i can climb thru the internet and haunt the author for the rest of their life.
one of my favorite nomin moments is the one where jeno is being sincere for once and saying nice things to and about jaemin and jaemin is just being a little pink haired gremlin for no reason the entire time he’s talking 😭
can’t believe jeno and jaemin are coparenting some cats. huge win for both the jj enjoyers and the people who just pretend they don’t have pet allergies
i had a dream that sm had the neos dress in suits of their sanrio characters and spread out around the city of seoul but they weren’t allowed to talk because that was like a sanrio character suit wearer policy so we were just supposed to believe it was them in there but then
i dont think ive ever heard a kpop stan say they had a romantic dream with their bias in it like it always gotta be i robbed a bank with seungkwan in kwangya or some shit
mark: don’t write something nasty! we’ll see it!
me, delusional for my peace of mind: it’s so great that none of the neos know how to use the internet. jaehyun has a record player because he thinks it’s the only way one can listen to music actually. their phones are just props.
jaemin after a long day of aegyo taking off his bunny costume to reveal his true self [insert cryptid/ snake/ unknowable entity/ preferred jaemin creature here]
a ship-in-law is when you have a moot who is really into a ship that doesn’t make you crazy so when you see something about them on the tl you get to send it to them with malicious intent 😈
love when yangyang discovers a new animal. next time fancalls happen can someone prepare a ‘animals that seem fake but are actually real’ presentation for him please
Nomin AU 🌶 The Next-Door Neighbor
Jeno is a college boy living with his parents for the summer. Jaemin is the hot, recently divorced older man who just moved in next door.
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $1000
Buying Enough Albums To Win A Fansign And Show Mark The Snowball TikTok $5,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
i was making my little brother listen to simon says in the car with the windows down and some child high pitch screamed and i said “geez” and my brother was like “why’d you say geez” and i said “that kid’s scream?” and he said “oh. that wasn’t part of the song?”
friendly reminder that authors can see what you write in your bookmarks. so if you’re gonna “rate” a fic or say something rude, i think it’s just common courtesy to make that bookmark private. and to the people that say nice things in their bookmarks, thank you
oh little yoitman
the one who yoits all day
tell us your little yoit news
we await eagerly
oh little yoitman
tell us tales of far off lands
please little yoitman
we miss you, your fans
this is not something i realized as a reader, but now that i’m writing myself too, there is a HUGE difference between
1) i love your fic and i can’t wait for more
and
2) bestie where’s the update
one of the funniest reader/author interactions is when you leave a comment on a fic that’s basically like “this hurt me” and the author just laughs at you
i fully believe he does this on purpose because renjun wouldn’t let him bring his video camera and film him from three inches away while he worked out unlike some people (jeno)
Renjun said he feels embarrassed when he works out with Jaemin because Jaemin will be like "EUAAAAAAARRGGGGHHHHH!!!! HAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" while working out and screaming loudly 😂😂😂
and then nctzens lost in a poll of ‘worst kpop fandom’ and antis made fun of us a lot on twt and were saying shit like ‘at least none of us have tried to beat up hello kitty’
one of them fell over and an nctzen yelled “those aren’t jaehyun’s feet!” and they yanked off the character’s head and it was just some guy and news of the incident spread and nctzens basically rioted and started pushing the sanrio characters over and removing their heads but
most of them actually WERE the neos and only a few of them weren’t because they were filming for some super secret schedule and they’d been rotating out to go film then all/kpop posted an article that was like ‘nctzens bully sanrio characters and their own idols, ruin everything’