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Don't think that I'm not strong, I'm the one to take you on, don’t underestimate me boy, I'll make you sorry you were born
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Mary to the innkeeper:
SHAME on U
@Starbucks
#PissedMyOwnPants
in this location because UR shameful employees refused to let me use the 🚽 I have piss in my shoe 🖕🏼
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This English-language entertainment magazine for Thai teens cost about 30p and is amazing
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Kodi here is giving early 80s abortion debate Mary Robinson
This is literally the only photo I can find with Kodi Smit-McPhee and Jesse Plemons together, you can’t even do it with screenshotting the film because they’re barely ever in the same frame together lol
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📂 Female Artists
└📁 Carly Rae Jepsen
└📁 Iconic Songs
└⚠️ This folder is full.
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Jonathan from Queer Eye really makes me want to marinate in my own effeminate excellence and show these masc hoes that it really is over for them once and for all
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The weird, detached intimacy when you're crammed between passengers on a Ryanair flight. Is this what being in Fifth Harmony was like
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My favourite thing about Laganja's iconic intro death drop is that the camera literally shook from its power
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I, for one, have resigned myself to the fact that January will never end and look forward to celebrating January 1561st in the near future
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My mother discovered a song on the TV music channels so good that it “stopped her in her tracks” and made her write it down on an envelope to remember it (quite a compliment)
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Bebe Rexha for Minister For Agriculture
Taoiseach Micheál Martin confirms that Barry Cowen has been sacked as Agriculture Minister.
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When you're jamming to an iconic bop but then you realise that Dr. Luke produced it
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Andrew Scott and Jonathan Bailey queening out in the audience at Kylie at Royal Albert Hall
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Yessss get him Rina
2024 National Republican Primary (Shift since 5/18):
Trump 53% (+1)
Ramaswamy 11% (+6)
DeSantis 10% (-11)
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Scott 3% (+1)
Haley 3% (-2)
Christie 2%
Suarez 1%
Hutchinson 0% (-1)
Burgum 0%
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@cygnal
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"Carly Rae Jepsen is so overrated, I have no idea why you like her so much"
Me:
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I’m already more excited for the press tour than the movie itself. She’s going to be insufferably Italian and it will be incredible
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Good morning, UK, I'm excited to tell you on Saturday, August 4th, I'll be performing for the first time ever in a special concert at Brighton’s historic Festival for Pride. And I promise you, it'll be a day to remember. See you soon!
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When you see someone you hate on your timeline getting numbers on a tweet that isn't even funny:
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The gay urge to zoom into every inch of photos like this to find something vaguely interesting or incriminating
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Pandemic depression is about to collide with seasonal depression. Make a plan, experts say.
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Popstars and their fanbase names:
Lady Gaga - Little Monsters
Katy Perry - Katycats
Demi Lovato - Lovatics
Carly Rae Jepsen - Bottoms
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A gay in work just put a meeting in my diary for 5pm on a Friday? I would expect this type of behaviour from a heterosexual but from one of my own???
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In all seriousness, Gwen Stefani is about to drop the Christmasbanger of the century, I can feel it
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“Delta Work” is currently running (as favourite) in the 1.55pm at Leopardstown
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Every time a pop girl releases an underwhelming first single I think "Imagine if she released 'Sexxx Dreams' by Lady Gaga instead"
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Me to my nephew: Have you heard the story of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reind—
Lady Gaga [bursts into room, drenched in sweat]: There can be 8 other reindeer in the stable and none of them believe in you but all it took was one person to believe in Rudolph and that was Santa Claus
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The level of unexpected success that Donald Trump has achieved is what I wanted for Carly Rae Jepsen
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J.Lo: LET’S GET LOUD!
Me at my desk at home watching a ropey CNN stream:
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Recommended Queer Eye to a straight colleague, which he watched and enjoyed but then he joked that I was "exactly like the guy with the long hair" thinking I'd be offended when in fact to be compared to my KING Jonathan is a giant compliment. He truly played himself!
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Cause when you’re FIFTEEN and your cousin tells you he loves you, you’re gonna believe him!
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Danielle Walsh doing a live drinks mixing tutorial at Gran Canaria Pride
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NOT Jayden Federline using “gay” as an insult in that Instagram live video
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Fact: Shakira's She Wolf is one of the best pop albums of the past decade
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You can’t pay by card or contactless on Dublin Bus
You can pay using coins but they won’t give you change or a refund receipt
You can use a Leap Card but you have to buy a physical one in a shop first
You can’t pay using notes even if you don’t want change
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Was in Thompson's last night, which was amazing (as usual) and today someone pointed out that it has a load of terrible reviews on TripAdvisor, including this ridiculous one that I can only assume was written by Kim Woodburn
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Just saw an article saying that 'Havana' is this generation's 'Crazy In Love':
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They couldn’t wait for the street sweeper to move? For the ALBUM cover? lmao
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