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Here's a radical thought.
Stop charging Nurses to park their cars at work.
I reckon that could save them £100 a month
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The James Webb telescope cost $10 billion
And it works
Tell me again how much did test and trace /and useless PPE cost ❓
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In Tesco yesterday old lady in front gets her bill. Asks the till lady to put something back as she was a pound short. I offered her a two pound coin to make up the difference. She thanked me. Handed over the £2 got the £1 change and popped it into her purse love that lady 😂😂
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This isn't my quote but I think it needs as much publicity as possible. If you can re tweet please.
"Johnson spent more time trying to free Patterson, than he did trying to free Nazanin
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BBC just interviewing an Afghan refugee
He arrived in this country as a 15 year old
Guess what
He's now a Doctor working for the NHS
Paying tax. Saving lives
Care to comment. Farage. Grimes
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Now I'm fecking raging.
Someone on the news said wearing a mask during a 3 hour play could be difficult.
FFS
Doctors and nurses wear them for 12 hour shifts.
While working their arse off.
Not sat in a fucking theatre.
Get a bloody grip. 😳😳
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Who do you think deserves a knighthood
Simple question
Simple fecking answer
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Just heard Sunak defending new oil fields by saying it would be madness to transport gas thousands of miles, when it's already on our doorstep
Er isn't that what we are doing with food from Australia and New Zealand.
But foods on our doorstep just across the channel
Oh hang on
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When I was a kid, well before central heating, winter mornings where horrendous.
Shivering while you got dressed,
Ice on the bloody windows.
Now we have fuel poverty rife in this country,
We've gone back 70 fecking years
Heat or eat is not a life choice
It's a bastard disgrace
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There's a no go area in just about every major city in the country
It called
WEATHERSPOONS
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Someone has told me not to tweet
#PolPotPatel
I'm 74 I'll do what I fecking like
But don't you do it. Promise now 😊😊
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I've been to Tesco, Morrisons,Asda,Lidl, and every corner shop in a five mile radius.
They've all sold out of marzipan
WTAF is going on ❓
Have I missed something ❓
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Let's not fall into the trap we did with Johnson.
It's not Boris, it's Johnson
It's not Liz, or Lizzie, it's Truss
And it's certainly not Dishi Rishi
It's Sunak
OK❓
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Nadine Dorries
To visit Wimbledon tomorrow.
She's very excited about meeting
Uncle Bulgaria
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Life lesson number 6
Never comb your hair with a toffee apple
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If anyone asks you WTF has happened to this country.
Just show them this picture.
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I can believe Patel can send refugees to Rwanda
I can believe the Tory front bench would slavishly agree with her.
But I can't believe there is a pilot and crew
Willing to fly the plane.
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You there
Yes you, you old biddy
The one with arthritis and a walking frame
Where's my fecking pizza❓
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Just to keep up with the times,
I've bought a twin tub washing machine. A mangle, and a paraffin heater.
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They are calling the passing of the Queen
The end of an era.
When Truss gets kicked out can we call it the end of an error ❓
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If you're 10 minutes late for your UC appointment
You get sanctioned
If you're in the House of Lords
Turn up any time you like. Claim your daily fee
Find a seat, go to sleep or head for the bar or subsidised restaurant.
Can't understand why people are pissed off with this govt
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TBH
I've got a bit of a soft spot for Hancock.
It's a peat bog just outside Huddersfield
Just off the M62
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Best joke of the day.
Alan Bates asked by a reporter what he hoped to do in the future.
"I think I'll buy a little Post Office and take things easy"
Bloody brilliant 🤣🤣
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Nurses go into nursing to help others
Carers go into caring to help others
Tories go into politics to help themselves.
Just a random thought from a cynical old tyke.
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We've come to check your loft for tents
Resistance is futile
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There is a pattern emerging.
Lefty this, lefty that
If you don't agree with the government you must be a lefty.
Suits me guys.
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I remember when the only thing Tories did wrong was to be caught in a dungeon with an orange in their mouths. Wearing a basque and sporting a giant butt plug.
But at least they didn't Rob us blind. Have £1400 lunches. Tell lies and try to fucking kill us all.
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I'm trying to listen to Sunak on Laura Kuenssberg show
With an open mind and objectively.
I've discovered one thing.
Its just fecking impossible
I'm raging, he's repeating himself and talking over her he hasn't answered a single bloody question
War on motorists FFS
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Just had new freezer delivered from ARGOS
paid £20 to have the old one taken away.
2 blokes arrived, said they couldn't move the old one, too difficult, so just left, taking new freezer with them. I'm left rotting food
Rang local store, they hung up on me
Head office useless, 😕
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synopsis of our fantastic NHS
Sunday morning chest pains
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3 hours later being triaged at the LGI Leeds
Monday am Tests of every conceivable type being conducted
Then the operating table
Thursday, back home feeling great and grateful
Pay these people properly save the NHS ❤️
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Anyone who reads my tweets know that I spend a lot of time taking the piss out of the Tory cabinet
But occasionally something comes along that cannot be
Treated with humour.
James Cleverly has made a joke about date rape drugs
My head's exploding with incandescent rage
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Here's a radical thought.
Patel you could close down the gangs of traffickers in hours.
Give these tragic people a legal, safe and humane way to seek asylum.
You want a global Britain. Then build on its values. No platitudes, just action.
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Going to Crete next week
Anyone have the sea opening times please
Don't want to disappoint the kids
#TheSeaWasClosed
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I had the news on in the background
Did I actually hear that 1.2 billion quid of PPE has been destroyed ❓
Vote these corrupt bastards out on the 4th
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