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@claykeller

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@screendrafts creator / co-host / producer. Screenwriting, acting, retweeting anything that mentions BROADCAST NEWS.

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Joined February 2009
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@claykeller
Clay Keller
4 years
This image couldn't possibly get any bet-- oh my god
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I have just now for the first time noticed that Tarantino is on the OUATIH one sheet
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People going back to the theater like maybe THIS time they’ll kiss
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‘TWISTERS’ earned $35.3M in its second weekend at box-office. Now eyeing $230–270M domestic total.
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Finale recap of a TV season that premiered 36 hours ago. The cultural conversation wrapped up in two days. The binge model is killing the zeitgeist.
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Vulture
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We did not think the series would have a canonical explanation for the Great War. Read more in Vulture’s finale recap of ‘Fallout.’
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2 years
Every movie regardless of genre should be required to do promo shoots like this
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Reading Vin’s Father’s Day insta post made me dizzy. I had to sit down.
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This summer has a noticeable lack of ASTEROID CITY in theaters. I should be able to see ASTEROID CITY in a movie theater this summer imo
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THE BATMAN was pretty good, but I’d say that comparing it to ZODIAC is a “WINTER SOLDIER is a 70s paranoia thriller”-level exaggeration.
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Can’t believe more people didn’t recognize my costume as a barely seen, unnamed, dialogue-less character from a 1992 BBC special.
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@claykeller
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Lots of great 2018 indies are very easy to see rn! FIRST REFORMED: Prime YOU WERE NEVER...: Prime LEAVE NO TRACE: Prime UNSANE: Prime LOWLIFE: Hulu HEARTS BEAT LOUD: Hulu SUPPORT THE GIRLS: Hulu SORRY TO BOTHER YOU: Hulu SHIRKERS: Netflix DOUBLE LOVER: Shudder REVENGE: Shudder
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Literally how did she not become a movie star
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I don’t usually dwell on insane film takes, but “Spielberg did a bad job casting his own parents” is *haunting* me.
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2 years
Actor Jim Beaver is on Letterboxd and he is not fucking around
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2 years
It’s incredible how deadline simply cannot stop fucking up tweets
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@claykeller
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2 years
No Hollywood fact will ever confound and delight me as much as the fact that in-between TERMINATOR 2 and THE LAST ACTION HERO, Arnold Schwarzenegger directed his one and only film: a made-for-TV remake of CHRISTMAS IN CONNECTICUT.
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I love the edit fake-out with the camera move around Luther’s back.
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An absolutely insane effect
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This is the kind of standee that high school movie theater employee Clay would have spent months planning to whisk away at the end of the run.
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@claykeller
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4 months
Stop asking 80 year olds about intimacy coordinators
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Variety
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Michael Douglas Says Intimacy Coordinators Feel Like Execs ‘Taking Control Away From Filmmakers’: ‘You Take Responsibility’ As a Man to ‘Make Sure the Woman Is Comfortable’
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This was the last time a blockbuster truly exhilarated me. Heartrate up, leaning forward in my seat, grinning ear-to-ear.
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Lots of great 2019 indies are very easy to see rn! THE SOUVENIR: Prime LAST BLACK MAN...: Prime TRANSIT: Prime FAST COLOR: Hulu DIANE: Hulu MIKE WALLACE IS HERE: Hulu ATLANTICS: Netflix PADDLETON: Netflix AMERICAN FACTORY: Netflix TIGERS ARE NOT AFRAID: Shudder HER SMELL: Kanopy
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@claykeller
Clay Keller
4 years
Michael Myers on Oct. 30:
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@claykeller
Clay Keller
3 years
Get Keanu on Ted Lasso as a rival coach who is even nicer than Ted and it drives him crazy.
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The most powerful move Kamala could make right now is to come out in strong opposition to cutting the kiss from TWISTERS.
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2 years
Nathan Fielder should have given David Zaslav a fake streaming service to practice with
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I *just* got the pun in the title of LISA FRANKENSTEIN. Disappointed in myself. I'm usually quicker on the uptake.
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1 year
Jon Hamm got married to this actress (Anna Osceola) from the Mad Men finale AT the Mad Men finale location??
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Clay Keller
2 years
Don't, uhhhhhh, post the last scene from BABYLON (or the last scene from any movie that just came out on VOD, or the last scene from any movie) on twitter please? Final scenes are meant to be seen after someone has watched the rest of the movie first.
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@claykeller
Clay Keller
5 years
@nickusen @BrettRedacted The idea that there are people out there muttering "sick, that's Joker" under their breath is more terrifying than anything in the movie, or any movie.
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3 years
When I was a PA on Mad Men I wore my Twins hat bc I knew that Jon Hamm was a baseball fan and maybe he’d notice and think I was cool. He did notice, and proceeded to engage me in a conversation about baseball that I had to white knuckle bullshit my way through for five minutes.
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Confirmed: Kristen Stewart is the coolest woman on planet Earth. Can’t speak for other planets, but she sets a HIGH bar.
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3 years
Is there a vocal contingent of book fans who demand to see first drafts of novels or is this particular affliction exclusive to the movies?
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Clay Keller
1 year
I do not feel one iota of sympathy for Mitch McConnell. He’s a shitty old racist who could have retired 15 years ago to enjoy his golden years but instead *chose* to deteriorate in front of our eyes because he’s addicted to fighting against human rights.
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I finally watched JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE and John Tucker’s life isn’t in danger even once in the whole movie. No one so much as expresses a passing desire to kill him at any point. I’m furious.
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Clay Keller
4 years
LA transplants: What regional fast food that doesn't exist in SoCal do you crave the most?
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NAPOLEON is a $100m Drunk History episode (positive review)
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6 years
Still more great 2018 indies easy to see rn! EIGHTH GRADE: Prime LEAN ON PETE: Prime NEVER GOIN' BACK: Prime SWEET COUNTRY: Prime DAMSEL: Hulu LET THE SUN SHINE IN: Hulu SKATE KITCHEN: Hulu THE ENDLESS: Netflix FILMWORKER: Netflix HAPPY AS LAZARRO: Netflix NOVEMBER: Shudder
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Millennials and zoomers all want to be famous because they’ve observed that that’s basically the only remaining way to not be poor.
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@claykeller
Clay Keller
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Excited to hear your thoughts after you watch your second movie
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Louie
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I don’t say this lightly: Trap was the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my entire 37 years
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Clay Keller
2 years
The SHINING themed bar at the Edina 4 theater in Minnesota is *nuts*.
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@claykeller
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@LouisPeitzman It's literally bad for everyone, from the creators to the companies to the culture writers to the audience. There is no discernible upside.
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Clay Keller
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Lol he's selling the damn *fanfare*
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Warner Bros. Discovery is negotiating to sell around half of the storied Warner studio’s film and TV music-publishing assets for approximately $500 million.
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3 years
I will never forget where I was the moment I found out that THE TOWN had been on Netflix for one week.
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Variety
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"The Town" has been on Netflix for one week
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I know shits bad because it's been raining in LA for hours and I haven't seen one tweet about it.
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My fall plans // Delta Variant
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Hmmm yes they forgot about her or maybe possibly saw all of her wacko anti-vax and crypto and pepe the frog praying tweets
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IndieWire
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If Alison Lohman did return to acting herself it would have to be the right project. But these days people from Hollywood aren’t really reaching out anymore. “I don’t blame them. It was so long ago. I imagine people totally forgot about me."
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Hilarious watching the I Am Not Owned crowd short circuiting over Walz’s midwestern self-deprecation. That’s kind of our whole deal.
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Republicans doing a full day of discourse over "white people can't eat spicy" jokes because they can't handle that Walz has some humor and humility
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me (2017 - present)
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Clay Keller
4 years
What's a single shot from a film that will haunt you forever?
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Literally all of that is in TOY STORY.
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pixar movies 20 years ago: haha talking toys! pixar movies now: how do you identify your life's purpose? what structures your identity & makes you, you? how do you deal with love & loss? what can we do to find joy in life despite the meaninglessness of our existence? how do we
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@812filmreviews @WilliamBibbiani The indifference with which characters make their entrances into movies these days drives me insane. It's such a basic moviemaking 101 thing that everyone just decided wasn't important anymore for some reason.
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Leo should have won an Oscar for playing Rick Dalton. The scene where he’s shooting “Lancer” with Olyphant and can’t remember the lines is maybe the best acted scene about acting ever committed to film.
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2 years
In my opinion every movie should have a scene where a character goes to the library to look at microfilm. No exceptions.
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@Srirachachau Are you kidding. Imagine the research she’s getting out of this. THE RESEARCH!!!!!
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“I’m Karina Longworth, and THIS is Platonic ‘20s…”
@DiscussingFilm
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A study claims that 48% of Gen Z feel that “sex and sexual content is not needed for the plot of most TV & movies.” 51.5% reportedly want to “see more content focused on friendships and platonic relationships.” (Source: )
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Man, I could not be further apart from the prevailing wisdom in regards to HORIZON: AN AMERICAN SAGA PART ONE. I loved every minute and can't wait for more. Kevin Costner is giving meaning back to the word "saga."
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Being cast as the lead in a film is not a Make-A-Wish. It’s an acting job. If the millions of women who are bigger fans of Snow White than Rachel Zegler is wanted to play Snow White then they should have become more talented and more famous than she is.
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I’m delighted that HORIZON is doing well at home, but this is a “validation” of no such thing. It’s #1 on VOD because it’s cinematic, was marketed like a real movie, and has strong word-of-mouth from people who saw it in theaters.
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IndieWire
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Vindication for critics who thought Kevin Costner‘s epic “Horizon: An American Saga — Chapter 1″ (Warner Bros.) felt more like a TV drama: It was an immediate #1 on VOD top 10 lists. See our full VOD report:
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@ScottWamplerRIP Surely you mean… bonjour
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So… if everyone leaves and Twitter collapses how exactly am I supposed to promote, and book new guests on, my podcast? Have we figured that out? There’s a lot of people for whom this place is more than a frivolous time suck.
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Tag yourself in my mom’s DVDs, I’m three copies of A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANION.
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@handsome_pal If I see one more major studio movie that is almost entirely shot reverse shot medium close ups with out of focus green screen backgrounds, I am going to flip my everloving shit
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“Can be uncomfortable” holy fucking shit grow the fuck up
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Variety
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At present, watching a piece of foreign language content that’s been dubbed in English can be uncomfortable. Enter Flawless, an AI-driven filmmaking studio with the proprietary tech TrueSync that maps the faces of actors and delivers translations.
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Clay Keller
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The rating that Netflix puts on every single episode of TNG creates (only occasionally fulfilled) Cronenbergian expectations.
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1 year
Went to a Top Chef restaurant and saw the Top Chef within 30 seconds. Perfect experience.
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2 years
If THE DARK KNIGHT RISES came out in 2001
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Clay Keller
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The cinematic language in Marion and Indy's first scene is just *impeccable.* At first he's looming over her, and she's taken off guard, perhaps momentarily intimidated. But she regroups and walks forward in frame, gaining confidence with each step, until she's bigger than he is.
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Clay Keller
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More great 2018 indies that are easy to see rn! MANDY: Shudder MADELINE'S MADELINE: Prime LIKE ME: Prime HEREDITARY: Prime ZAMA: Prime DISOBEDIENCE: Prime MINDING THE GAP: Hulu GEMINI: Hulu GHOST STORIES: Hulu PRIVATE LIFE: Netflix THE WORLD IS YOURS: Netflix OUTSIDE IN: Netflix
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We cut real categories to watch 60 seconds of justice league 2.0
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@Nicole_Cliffe In high school, a girl I liked came to see me in the play, by herself, in a nice dress, and brought me flowers. Took me literal years to realize that maybe she wasn't just a fan of high school theatre.
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@nytimes This is the type of corporate responsibility that will earn my business. Keep it up, @DICKS .
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@paulscheer So many questions. Is the Caribbean a well-known Putin haunt? Is Vin just suggesting a nice place to meet up? Is FAST X 2 going to be a GUMBALL RALLY style cross-country comedy???
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Movies used to be written by Aaron Sorkin and Scott Frank and shot by Gordon Willis and scored by Jerry Goldsmith and involve characters figuring out a key piece of information b/c they gave a semen sample as part of a serial killer investigation that is incidental to the plot.
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2 years
WE DID IT JOE 😭😭😭
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William Hurt was a unique talent, never less than totally compelling. He brought unexpected complexity to every part he played. He starred in like 25% of my favorite movies, and that is no coincidence. RIP.
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@LouisPeitzman @kpfallon What part of bold new take don’t you understand
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Clay Keller
3 years
If anyone in CA isn't taking the time to vote NO and return their ballot because this seems so stupid that it can't possibly happen or whatever, remember that these days the only things that happen are those things.
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I too have seen the first several episodes of #Picard s3, and I’m happy to report that I can sincerely use my favorite Trek gif to describe my reaction:
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Ending your bloodline to own the libs
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. @neonrated , please hear me when I say this: Collect all of the photoshoots that Kristen has done in promotion of SPENCER and release it as a coffee table book.
@letterboxd
Letterboxd
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good morning 🌞🧡
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Prediction: Rey is not a literal Skywalker, but she creates a new order of cooler galactic peacekeepers called "Skywalkers."
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Didn’t buy, but I’m assuming the Burbank 16 and Burbank 6 are Boardwalk & Park Place @americanamemes
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Honestly I'm willing to go as high as $100 but don't tell him
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Gonna email Zaslav and offer him eighty bucks for U.S. MARSHALS
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Is the explanation that nothing in it would warrant an R rating?
@THR
The Hollywood Reporter
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The Likely Explanation for ‘Doctor Strange 2’ PG-13 Rating Amid Content Debate
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Happy birthday to Harrison Ford, star of the U.S. MARSHALS prequel THE FUGITIVE!
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3 years
Yellowjackets is the first show that I've watched since Lost that is actually worthy of being called "Lost-ian."
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4 years
I love how smoothly this first press briefing is go-- oh no
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This is the most excited I’ve been as a Minnesotan since yesterday when I found out that I’m going to the State Fair on the day of the Llama costume contest!
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2 years
I’ve got a question for whoever is in charge of the messages over at Sweethearts.
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@Chas10Buttigieg This candidate has EVERYTHING
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Clay Keller
1 year
Seeing KILLER JOE at the Landmark Pico in the middle of a weekday surrounded by octogenarians is one of my all-time favorite moviegoing experiences. Friedkin never stopped making movies like a 25 year old with nothing to lose. That’s the way to fucking do it.
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Clay Keller
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I feel like if they put LITTLE WOMEN (2019) back in theaters wide this December it would do well???
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Clay Keller
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I once stood behind Bogdanovich in line for the bathroom at @newbeverly . He wasn't holding court, or doing an intro or anything, just there to see the Hitchcock double like the rest of us. He was a movie lover, first and foremost. And I always thought that was cool.
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For years I have been publicly imploring the rep theaters of LA to play one particular film. The film I want to see on the big screen more than any other. Today… it’s finally happening.
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Clay Keller
3 years
I admire his dedication to having the strangest filmography.
@TheWrap
TheWrap
3 years
Kenneth Branagh will direct the Bee Gees biopic for Paramount Pictures.
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It’s come to my attention that Mr. Farrell has been made aware of his @ScreenDrafts , and implicitly approves my selection of S.W.A.T.
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@ScreenDrafts
Screen Drafts
2 years
Merry Kristmas to all, and to all a good draft! COLIN FARRELL mini-MEGA Drafted by Clay and Ryan, with guest Quizard @DarrenFranich Listen everywhere, rate & review on Apple:
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@claykeller
Clay Keller
4 years
The Chris Wars were ended decisively in 2016 with this quote.
thinking about chris pine, this outfit, and what he said about it. in that order
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The writers and actors aren’t just fighting for fair wages, they are fighting for the basic quality of the product they make. Audiences, the studios and streamers want to give you the cheapest, most creatively cut-rate shows and movies they can. The strike is also for *you*
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