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Avoid tweeting on empty stomach, u will end up misinterpreting things.
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60×15=900 strokes, don't you girls pity your private part? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ralph omolya at Entebbe International Airport in December 2019 leaving Uganda after eating Sharon's body and money without spending a coin of his
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Sam Kuteesa and Mukula after getting the contracts to construct new stadiums ahead of 2027 AFCON.
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She uses an iPhone x for her mtn simcard and a 7edge for her airtel,she doesn't check my phone, she takes me for dates, she gives me doggy😍she takes me to church,guys..if u see me cheating again, u have a right to arrest me😂😂😂🙌
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United fans who supported real Madrid and juventus because of ronaldo, how's life as a triple loser?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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If u think life is hard, remember atletico players have to attend the champions league final as spectators in their own stadium😂😂😂😂
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Yes I Hotspot people, but there is no way I'm hotspotting an iPhone user😂even if I have a GB expiring in 30minutes if not used, I'm not hotspotting u, sell your iPhone and buy data ✋
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Mike Mukula and Sam kuteesa discussing the future of the covid vaccine in uganda
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Continue being anti social, your kids will find hard time in getting jobs or any other form of help in life because u lack connections.
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Someone check on the 1 million Gang, ba opponent batabuse😂😂😂
Incase u missing it, here's a THREAD:😂
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Dear Roommate if you're not to sleep over, please tell me so that I invite someone, we can't be wasting nights like that😂
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My crush just told me I sound sexy when I have flu😂I'm not buying medicine, let me stay with my flu to make her happy😆😆
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When u visit me and u see my phone charging, please don't touch it, some times it's charging in an angle and it took me 15minutes to make it work
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Mans wanted to know why Tamale mirundi didn't show up for Gashumba's Facebook live, this is what Tamale Mirundi had to say😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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But Bobiwine and his colleagues defending lumbuye was a wrong move 👀
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Chameleon has been singing for 20 years but has never named his concerts my journey, but you who just started during Jennifer musisi's regime u already naming concerts "my journey" with stolen songs and u xpecting to fill kyadoondo😂😂
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What do u mean 40 minutes man, I accompanied my boy to mbarara 2 Fridays a month to see his hun at LDC for 9 months.. He drove to and I drove from, They get married next year and I'm his best man, tbh I'm glad I wasn't moving 1000km a month for nothing.
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Ugly girls also be having choices of men they want 😂
"I don't like light skinned men"
Says a girl with a nose like a Chinese coffee percolator 😒
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So of all places u decided to have your ride from my territory, why are humans disrespecting? u thought I lost my teeth? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Girls who are always asking for money yet we not dating or fucking😠don't u have parents???
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#MUNBAR
Nobody :
United fans : we played well, Messi didn't score, if it was arsenal, it would have conceded 4
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Season 2: episode 1 of can your pastor even😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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No girl is easy to smash like a girl with relationship problems, U comfort as u seduce😂
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Tamale mirundi went off an interview, abused some guys that were making noise for him in the neighbourhood then came back for the interview 💀😂
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You are having salary discussions with people whose lives are being sponsored by men.
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Stop posting your cheap gifts, people who got land titles are quiet, u who got cups and chocolate u can't let us rest✋
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A man needs to pay rent from March, land lord atabuse banaye..the most expensive thing here costs 60k, meaning everything here is affordable... beeyi ya muntu wawansi..mumpagire banange😁
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U come here laughing at us who can't swim as if swimming is a big deal, if swimming was something special, Moses and his squad would have swum instead of using his stick to separate the water 😂
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Dear girls, while posting your pics on your status, stop covering your boobs with emojis, u posted for us to see, don't distract our masturbation sessions✋
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people who use WhatsApp Gb are really idle people, how do u be there waiting to be notified that someone changed their profile picture, someone viewed your status, someone has come online😏y'all should pray to God u get employed and stop wasting time.
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Whenever u download the mtn app,they give u free 200mbs,I've just installed it for the 14th time today,soon hitting 3000mbs😂😂
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Miria Matembe said she went to search Brian White's house & mans was guarded by soldiers, sfc, ppg... she wondered if he'd become the new vice president since she nolonger hears anything about ssekandi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Tamale mirundi went off an interview, abused some guys that were making noise for him in the neighbourhood then came back for the interview 💀😂
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IPhone users now making noise about the new ios version that enables an incoming call come in like a notification, 😝well even a tecno can do that shyt
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The fact that u know my girlfriend doesn't mean we can't smash, all I need from you is sex, not a relationship ✋, if I wanted a relationship from u, I would have come to u before going for her, so give me those legs 😂😂
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Guys without beards,how's life with a baby's ass on your face?😂
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Her best friend is online and u expect her to reply u within a minute? Get serious guy😂those girls even ignore messages from their parents just to reply to "martha was dumped again" from their bestfriends😂😂
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But girls have drama, u will play with her hair and kiss her neck a little and she'll start breathing like she's from jogging😂😂😂
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Sheila gashumba & plan ya katonda attacking kasuku in their tweets😂😂someone tell sheilah that kasuku will cyber terrorise them
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Cheating is expensive
Cheating is stressful
Love one person
Pray everyday
Concentrate on your hustle
Work hard, and wait for success come yo way
Have a blessed week
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Girls,imagine dating a guy who isn't sex minded😊a guy who only asks for sex twice a month😂date me,that guy is me😌
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FACT : Easiest girl you'll ever smash is that one always updating her status with Bible verses.
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People should understand that u can have time to update your status without having time to reply their messages.
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U ask me to take u out, I accept, but u want me to pay for the Uber bringing u to my place? 😂 😂 😂 😂
Fuck broke girls 🚮
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People should understand, not everyone's WhatsApp status should be having educative and motivational messages, some of us are on social media for fun, if you want to be educated and motivated, please visit Google ✋😂😂
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U are here ignoring my messages but the person who gave me your number recommended u as a sure, please act the real u😂don't act like your password to your 🍑 is "cfhddj36jf?(iy)" yet it's "slide to unlock"
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After posting Nicki's pregnancy, remember posting your friend's business too
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If Kabushenga didn't sack Denzel who was accused of rape, u think he'll sack Tina whose show just got itself even more viewers from this saga?
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When she has medium boobs, a flat tummy and thick thighs 🔥 🔥 😍
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This movie called "what happened to Monday" I've rewatched it today for the 5th time, but I still can't tell who was Tuesday and Thursday 😂😂😂😂😂
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u sleep in a hostel with over 400 rooms but u are single, you're in a university with over 10000 students, still u are single.. Besides poverty, what else is stopping u from shooting your shot?
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Girls should curve us the moment we shoot our first shots, don't wait for me to take u for a date and tell me from there that you have someone😭😭😭😭
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How girls with big forehead land in your dm to quarrel when they are mad
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Imagine dating a girl who u give a call,she rejects the call and calls you back😂😍😍
AM LYING,THAT GIRL DOES NOT EXIST😂😂
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Imagine dating a girl who leaves u with her phone to be replying men vibing her while she finishes to bathe😋😍😍😍
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Hard girl Hard girl, u at campus but u haven't lost your virginity coz u think sex is painful 😏
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Setting an alarm and u wake up before it wakes u up>>>>>>>>>>
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Hostel room parties are really funny, this guy(the owner of the room) after rounds of shots and punched drinks, he called an Uber to pick him up to take him to his hostel yet the party was in his room😂😂😂😂😂
I've just been hearing people who do such, but today I saw😂😂😂😂
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U know she has the best 🍑 when u see her pic and u erect😂
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There is a way a relationship moves on SMOOTHLY and easy when both of you aren't broke😍
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U last went to church at the beginning of last year, u have no job and u are fornicating on a Sunday instead of going to church, after that u say God is not fair coz he never answers your prayers, it's your private part and brain which aren't fair not God😏
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People should understand that someone can be online, but not for u. Stop complaining when people take long to reply your messages. They'll reply u when they get online for u 😂
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I was talking to a virgin and she asked me how long a round of sex can last and I told her 5-8 minutes and she said, "that's too little, I'm not losing my virginity for such short sex," I told her to go sleep with dinasours if she wants hours😂😂😂
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Muk IT students, can't u hack St.Augustine's chapel camera system and give us that footage ?
DEVELOPING STORY: Police increases deployment at St Augustine Chapel as they insist that the media can only get the CCTV footage in connection to the assault and later death of Emmanuel Tegu from the force's PRO while the church insists that it will release raw footage.
#NTVNews
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Am not a united fan,but this african gwara gwara dance celebration by pogba and bailly😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Losing money hurts, but have u ever been masturbating and soap gets done before u cum? 😂😂😂 💔💔
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Girls who look tall in pics and short when we meet u, which filter do u use?
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Hugs & kisses after prep made us think we're in a Romeo & Juliet kind of love 😂
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March is done, no masturbation yet, 3 fuckin months without masturbation 😭😍😍
THANK YOU JESUS, 🙏
We can make it to December fellow men,💪 just pray every day, get something to keep u busy, get contacts of more sures, sleep with more girls, avoid watching porn..
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Dear girlfriend, sex twice a month is enough,don't visit like we soon wedding✋,am not paid to smash u✋😂
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I chucked this babe I got from the village during christmas when time for sex reached and she refused me to do missionary saying my dick will hit her heart and she dies 😭😂😂😂👋
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the way our parents tell us about Maradona and Pele, is the same way we shall tell our kids about Messi, we are lucky to be alive and see Messi play🙌🙌😍🔥
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Girls don't give each other bd gifts, they come on status and right 100 words for them with 30 heart emojis 😂
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last night Messi put up a great performance against betis to the xtent that betis fans celebrated his 3rd goal, I think United should just kidnap Messi and release him after the scheduled dates of their quarter final games with Barcelona😂or else they'll be humiliated😂😂
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When you are passing by a graveyard in the village and again you hear something moving in the nearby bush😂😂
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when u finish dicking her and she sleeps for the next 2 hours as if she took sleeping pills>>>>>>>😂
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Felt cute, may grab more land*
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#FreedomShow
Bobiwine is performing live from lake Victoria, can we call it a "lake shore"
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Ralph omolya joined twitter in june 2019 & by December 2019 he was flying for an away game to Uganda🙌but for you youve been on Twitter forever & all u do is screenshot tweets for your whatsapp status 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
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We give your invigilator a call so that he can move out of the examination room and you copy objectives without his interference 😂
Reach us on 0750544331
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So we started mathematics in a certain courseunit, but as the lecturer introduced it, he said, "I know some if you have phobia towards anything with math to the extent that even if u see 2+2 u develop fibroids in the brain but this won't be hard"
We died😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Whenever I'm with Bae, I always avoid those moments when both of us get quiet, atleast I start talking about politics 😂what if we are there both quiet and she asks for my phone😂😂💔
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