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political irrealist, illogical positivist, censer of phosphorus, calyx of hesperus, one chanting star among the millions perfect

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@clamatoes
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5 years
if you can call from memory an excerpt of that great bard Shakespeare’s incredibly far-reaching corpus that contemplates your very situation, it is considerable consolation what’er betide you. Thinking about his meditation on having to shit during a shower helped me today
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@clamatoes
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lmfao man
@clamatoes
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3 years
Lmao
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@clamatoes
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lol
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@clamatoes
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have you ever heard of confounding variables?
@sailaunderscore
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This is narratively well written and I might even have say it has some merit if not for the fact that there exists the *perfect* control group:
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@clamatoes
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@deezhawn I loved the “the Good Samaritan parable was about how you steal love from your children by extending empathy to your neighbor who speaks a different language than you & in doing so you’re actually nailing Christ to the cross” arc
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@clamatoes
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@E_3O5_ My man called out Spo to a reporter lol
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@EquityCats @pli_cachete You didn’t have to. He was clear about what the video entailed. I went straight to the comments to see if anybody pointed out she’s actually just a regular style idiot & your remarks were in first position happily. But I watched none of this video as could have you brother ❤️
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@clamatoes
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@PatRileyBurner @HeatCulture13 He’s literally the opposite of Brad Stevens if they make him GM I will lose my mind
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@CoupNBA @SRochesterNBA Man he’s truly per se in the corner lol
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RT @ofwhichnothing: We've got to do something about these guys
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@clamatoes
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No you’re supposed to be crushed by a giant rock
@HPbasketball
Hardwood Paroxysm
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People want me to be sad that my favorite team only has the SECOND greatest quarterback of all time. Or THIRD if you want to cape for Montana. Am I really supposed to be crushed by three titles in six years and 5 AFC championships?
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@prodbymistii Congratulations!
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@clamatoes
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@ChefTrillie Duncan, Bam, semi-retired Kevin Love, Kyle Anderson. That’s the list
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@clamatoes
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deficit is [revenue - outlays] lowering revenue increases the deficit. Cutting taxes ups the deficit. It indicates a president who you know, isn’t worried about the deficit. Saying “individuals” instead of “people” doesn’t make you sound smart it makes you sound like a cop
@elonmusk
Elon Musk
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I can pirate trafficked child prostitutes from Jalisco directly to my galaxy Jesus piety compound in the high Utahn desert by order of house resolution 46.3 or whatever man like it’s 1882
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My guy is often besweatered
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Also pretty funny Elon’s response to this is “let find a way to make all this data a lot less secure” which I mean I guess shouldn’t be too surprising given what his angle is in all this
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