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@clairesbian
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what do yall know about bob l’éponge…
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in what universe is starbucks the only place open…? and not even for coffee..to EAT?
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so if starbucks is the only place open and i’m hungry do y’all want me to starve genuinely lmk
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people need to understand that denouncing an organization that has openly supported genocide, apartheid, and colonialism of palestinian people is NOT equal to denouncing workers’ strikes or unionization it’s a completely different thing altogether
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Im no long supporting sag-aftra. Honestly after hearing how the president is a proud zionist that has donated tons of money to the iof and now theyve released statements in support of israel I cannot support them. This is genuinely disgusting and despicable.
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customers after completely fucking up the merch wall that i spent an hour organizing because they dont possess the ability to just put something back where they found it
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if you worked retail before, what are some things that irritate tf out of you?
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i can’t even rewatch this video because of how annoying her voice and facial expressions are tbh
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i don’t *always* have something against adults being fans of kids media but harry potter adults are arguably just as bad as disney adults if not worse and therefore should be publicly shamed in ways much much worse than this
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Miriam Margolyes has doubled down on adult Harry Potter fans needing to grow up. “If your balls have dropped, then it’s time to forget about it.” (Source: abcnews_au/IG)
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customers when they demand to know where their drink is after i called their name out 50 times in the past 10 minutes at the volume of twenty thousand decibels
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if you worked retail before, what are some things that irritate tf out of you?
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EXACTLY!!! women can make bad decisions and completely fuck everything up and still be well-written!!! to err is human and women are humans!!!!
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everyone loves to talk about containing multitudes until a woman is tragic AND evil AND selfish AND wounded AND trapped and and and and then they say she’s just “poorly written”
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just started house md. are they gay
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pretentious “self-proclaimed cinephile” letterboxd users when you don’t know the meaning of a western phrase that nobody uses anymore
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OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!!!!
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10000% deserved and should happen to every artist that is late then maybe artists will take their audience, fans, and the venue seriously and actually show up when they’re supposed to idk
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Lana Del Rey was escorted off stage by security at Glastonbury Festival due to her set being cut off after showing up late.
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no because
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this will literally get me every single time
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qrt with your favorite resident evil memes !!
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aeon shippers when someone expresses their opinion
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before jumping to misogyny did you maybe consider that lesbians just don’t want to be constantly performing for the validation of “our straight counterparts” 🤗
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gayness is about theatricality. lesbians, culturally, lack that sort of joie de vivre. none of our straight counterparts are clamoring to go to lesbian parties because they’re socialized to be boring.
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talking abt women like this should be illegal
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hozier with a pride flag during take me to church in toronto <3
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men are such garbage human beings because why would you allow a smear campaign against the mother of your children like she’s being vilified two days into the news dropping
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Sources tell TMZ that Joe Jonas filed for divorce after allegedly catching Sophie Turner doing or saying something on a ring camera: “Joe had access to a ring cam that he said captured Sophie saying and/or doing something that made him realize the marriage was over.”
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i genuinely can’t comprehend the fact that there are suddenly these new dw fans on the internet who haven’t grown up with this show like i haven’t seen a fandom resurgence like this one since doctor who tumblr came about 😭
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dr victor yaoi
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trying to watch all 13 seasons of doctor who before the 60th anniversary specials
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this happens to all women ur not more oppressed or targeted because ur a “beautiful woman”. misogyny affects all women even “ugly” ones hope this helps!
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being a reylo in 2023 should be criminal like no way yall are still shipping rey with that beast
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he said that a state built on foundations of genocide & colonization has the same rights as the defenceless people they tortured for decades after they showed kindness by letting them into their homes. the lack of any semblance of critical thinking at your prehistoric age is sad
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neil gaiman situation summarized:
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it makes me so mad cause they act like they’re the only individuals in the world deserving of the food in the house and then act like YOU’RE the crazy one for wanting a snack and being mad that it’s all gone because boys aren’t taught the basic human decency to share
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This is triggering me because sisters of growing boys suffer omg. Food shop finishing in one day because your brother decided he is the first one to have a stomach ?!
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twitter has rotted you lot’s heads all subcategories of eds are INTERNALIZING disorders. the symptoms are directed inwards bullying others for being fat is not a fucking symptom it never has been that’s just you being a bad person 😭
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cmbyn “circumstances” in question being the fact that elio was a child
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no matter how early you begin to teach them kindness and respect for women the moment they go out into the real world they forget it all tbh
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@assofandromeda they issued a public statement to variety which was posted for an audience of 3 million people and seen by their supporters. not supporting sag aftra does not mean we’re against workers’ rights to strike, unionize, demand rights and fair pay…sag aftra isn’t synonymous with that
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@HorrorHijabi
ZAYNA🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE
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Im never watching this show again
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“it really is over for women and feminism” while sounding like one of those alpha male podcasters this cant be real
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letterboxd nerds when someone’s favourite film is everything everywhere all at once and not an austrian film only screened once at cannes in 1953 and now only exists as an unmarked VHS tape with zero copies
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i've realized i'm too pretentious to date someone with normie taste in films... wdym you cried at everything everywhere all at once
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canadian mitski fans at the massey hall presale today
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leon kennedy would be this guy
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you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice why does no one talk about how depression and anxiety can give you memory loss wait americans don’t have kettles???
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too many of you say "les4les isnt biphobic we just don't want to date bi women because theyre liars who would leave us for men" and i want yall to unpack that...
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mitski telling the toronto audience she loves them in sign tonight <3
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this “let men be masculine” ass take…
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can the bisexual community move on from the wahhh lesbians hate us tweets
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“anger problems” u want her to be giggling and kicking her feet while she gets hunted down by an eight foot tall bioweapon in the middle of a zombie apocalypse that killed everyone she knew and cared about…?
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customers after picking up a drink with a name that doesn’t belong to them and doesn’t even remotely resembles theirs, touching every part of the cup with their fingers, then loudly complaining that it isn’t what they ordered
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if you worked retail before, what are some things that irritate tf out of you?
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twin peaks is literally about the culture of exploitation and abuse of young girls and violence against women in small-town america…you are asking the most inappropriate question u could ask in this context lol
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rose tyler was the first and last person the tenth doctor ever saw. goodnight
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ouh ur mad cause shes a cutie patootie and ur not
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I can't understand the online love for the character of Rose Tyler in Doctor Who. I can not STAND how manipulative yet horrifically basic she was as a character. I just saw a video on "Why Doctor Who Needs a New Rose" but sadly, I predict we might get some of the old Rose
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just because someone doesn’t like drinking doesn’t mean they’re a chronically online loser but assuming it does makes YOU a chronically online loser sincerely a gen z person who drinks
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i don’t like alcohol either but i feel like this recent wave of anti drinking amongst “Gen Z” is just from people who don’t leave their house and sit on their phone all day like of course you aren’t downing beer
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@jelIycIub many med students struggle to pay their massive student loans off even after employment. then your debt sits there accumulating interest. salaries arent proportional to rising inflation. going to med school doesnt guarantee financial stability anymore if you live in north america
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YOURE 17 ure not even in college 😭😭😭😭
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leon kennedy if the residents werent evil
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why is this person lacking critical thought so severely in every tweet she writes for the sole purpose of convincing everyone she can think critically about a tv show
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when im mad i chew on this photo of leon kennedy
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me throughout the movie
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@PunishedLibrary
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how cancelled do you get if you say that anatomy of a fall husband had it coming
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we need to start bullying people for making shitty edits again
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what did she do to you to make you hate her so much you spread lies and slander on her name shes literally just a 20 year old girl lol
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so close…that was a muscle spasm!
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HUGE DEAL FOR ANNOYING PPL (ME)
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as an outsider he subverted the role of the men of twin peaks who oppressed and exploited women but i guess u would need to have media literacy to understand that
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they deleted the tweet too i wish lesbians could exist in peace man 😭
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@jelIycIub it’s very easy to just imagine that your life will turn out a certain way because you chose to go into premed or stem and not liberal arts but in this economy your degree promises you nothing. so just relax 😭
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as a reader, taxes doer, public speaker, and pharaoh speller, if you sound like this when you speak i don’t want to hear anything you have to say
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u are literally a radfem you have no place in the fourth wave feminist movement 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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ppl getting mad at this 😭 if im making ur order im also allowed to make fun of it actually thats just how it works
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what on earth is possessing people to defend her in the quotes she’s a weirdo who deserves to be cyberbullied
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mind you all she reads is porn
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“dumbed down” “spoonfed” imagine implying that succession of all shows is too on the nose
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leon kennedy at the raccoon police station
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“you? leon s. kennedy? you haven’t changed. you just think you have.”
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not a single person acted like a deranged weirdo freak on mitski d1 toronto we literally won so bad
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i have seen these photos more than i have seen my own father
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its just a shirt..if u dont leave those poor kids alone…😭
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im with the anime nerds on this one i fear bc it’s very insane to wear merch that you don’t understand
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the kpoptwtification of doctor who fans is so funny to me like whats next we’re sending trucks to bbc hq
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stop misleading people. they don’t care about the genocide in palestine. they just want netanyahu to make a hostage deal…stop giving the people who have no empathy for the innocent people of palestine who are being brutally massacred the benefit of the doubt.
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Its vital people see Israeli people protesting against the massacre and calling for Netanyahu to be removed. You won't see it on news channels, especially in the UK and US, so spread the footage on social media 🤝
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just ask yourself why its called GIRL math…you are so close to getting the point…just a little more critical thinking cmon i know u can do it…
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girl math isn't about not knowing how to do math it's a JOKE about how we justify spending our money u miserable losers
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actually had to live through this era of pjo art…like this was fr my reality…
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and we were supposed to believe THIS is how they all canonically looked???😭😭😭
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drew told me to buy merch so i bought merch. thanks @drewisgooden
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ariana grande just gagged the entire planet.
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omg ur stupid for real i thought we were kidding…go watch a marvel movie or something plz ego death is a concept too complex for u to grasp
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like multiple roy kids should've died for me to like that show
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she is explicitly expressing how she does not love him back hope this helps
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her: are you stupid me:
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@jaehyunskennedy the cutscenes
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i just burst out laughing and the pearl icon makes it 10x funnier
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@sleezefrauds depends on what type of horror movie you like! if you want something genuinely scary and intense, i’d recommend the descent or suspiria (2018 version). if you like something more fun i’d recommend slasher movies like scream
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can i be honest…when you’re watching 4-5 movies a day on average meaning you’re spending every waking moment watching movies you’re not really retaining anything and it’s not a hobby anymore just brainless consumption which is really sad and perhaps it’s time to get a job 😭
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mind you it’s not even exclusively lesbians making fun of it..gay men are so predictable 😭
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the lesbians in the quotes getting brave as if they weren't just gagging over that god awful show "first kill" last year.... let's thread lightly.
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you really can tell who grew up never having to work a minimum wage job in their lives
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i’m sorry are you guys serious right now
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but mostly yes adult fans have no place in fan spaces of media for kids not because you’re not allowed to enjoy it but because almost always you end up polluting and ruining it for the actual children who the media is meant for (percy jackson, steven universe, etc.)
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and the way she proposes getting a treat right after…shes so real
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i just know ur pre algebra teacher hands your tests back face down
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i remember this one time when i quoted a kep1er tweet with no1gaf as a joke and i got 30 qrts threatening to hunt me for sport
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its almost as if that’s the whole fucking point! they all became what their father conditioned them to from the very beginning! they’re nothing more than his words!
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gets me every time
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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name an album transition that gagged you to the core😭
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@sitcomabed i swear people have no critical thinking skills like they have the most surface-level comprehension of ur tweet like anyone with half a braincell understands what u meant 😭
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something something about my men in venice
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i want someone to go up to these celebrities and ask them to point out gaza and occupied palestine on a map
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ZAYNA🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE
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HERE IS THE FULL COMPLETED LIST OF EVERY CELEBRITY THAT SIGNED THE ZIONIST PROPAGANDA NO HOSTAGES LETTER. in this thread I will break down why what theyre doing is harmful.
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men when girls say Fuck
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So it was her idea...🙄😒 Great, now I miss Alyson Court (basically IRL Claire Redfield) even more. #REBHFun #Biohazard #ResidentEvil #Capcom #ResidentEvil2 #ResidentEvil2Remake #ClaireRedfield
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and a 0% in middle eastern history!
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the whole point of ethan’s character was to show that “bad boys” aren’t necessarily good people and that his actions shouldn’t be romanticized you tiktok fans are not serious people
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we need to make sure this video is never wiped off the face of the internet. his actions should follow him around for the rest of his life and career
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Noah Schnapp handing out “Hamas is Isis” and “Zionism is sexy” stickers
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@jelIycIub the stem job market is so incredibly oversaturated that most stem graduates spend months job searching only to realize that they don’t have job security and can actually be let go at any given time— get this— just like other students with every other kind of degree!
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skam is THE show from its unique format with clips, posts, text chains, to the plot & acting, everything about it is perfect. it didn’t drag on or preach and it perfectly encapsulates the teen experience in such a short time everyone needs to watch it at least once in their lives
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skamverse
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can you believe skam came out in 2015 it’s 2023 and we’re still getting seasons from remakes the impact that norwegian web show had
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back on nyt’s website to do tonight’s connections despite all the disgustingly low-effort bullshit they’ve been churning out lately
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you guys are just a bunch of weirdos btw
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nine/bones ⎊ (jamie’s #1 fan)
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i’d be sooo fcking mad if i was in that class 😭 if u dont cover whats gonna be on the next test already mr matthews!
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if gayness is all about putting up a performance for straight people to consume for you then maybe look within yourself and do some self reflection!
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@clairesbian
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inside you there is one wolf Skyler Gisondo
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@clairesbian
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mind you claire went from singlehandedly surviving raccoon city AND saving a little girl at the mere age of 19 to having a career dedicated to protesting bioterrorism and helping support its victims
@eIzawalkers leon: genuinely deep well written character with multiple impressive entries in the franchise claire: boring, one sided, barely any interesting appearances.
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