Claire 🍒
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It always amazes me how much jewellery modern athletes wear. At school, we were led to believe one tiny earring could kill you.
#Olympics
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And now Derek Hatton’s back. Motor industry going down the tubes, bin strikes. The Specials at number 1. I’m starting to worry about The Falklands.
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Went out for breakfast and met this fella on his way home from
#Glastonbury2024
. As you do.
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@LouiseP70493237
Barrel about the country in coaches with no seatbelts, but heaven forfend you should adorn yourself.
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If you want to get an idea of how spectacularly dim and willing to be infuriated people are, have a little follow of
@RAF_Luton
. It’s priceless.
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Can’t move for good news today.
Sir Richard Branson has said he is undergoing astronaut training and is just months away from being catapulted into space
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Are you really angry about the murder of three small girls, or do you just want to nick a telly?
#Riots
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The vaccine protects from morons too! Result.
#COVIDIOTS
My date cancelled tonight because I’ve been .... vaccinated!
Fly your freak flag early boys!!
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Very glad to know that bubble wrap is in use throughout the Universe. It’s obviously unimprovable.
#DoctorWho
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One of the fun things about
#Wimbledon
is listening to McEnroe trying to keep his temper with Andrew Castle. We feel his pain.
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Meghan in Dagenham. Meghanham. (Sorry).
'She really is beautiful, innit.'
This is the moment a cheeky student complimented the Duchess of Sussex, receiving roars of laughter from both his classmates and Meghan.
The duchess was visiting the school ahead of
#InternationalWomensDay
.
More:
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Irene Cara has passed away, so expect to see loads of pics of Jennifer Beals. Anyway, this is her. RIP.
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Counting down to Johnson resigning and pissing off to the Cayman Islands never to be seen again. Anyone who thinks he’ll take responsibility is deluded. Why would he start now?
#BrexitDisaster
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@KateEMcCann
Last week a couple broke down on the corner of my street in their vintage MG. They asked if they could move it to outside my house (away from the corner) but I told them to put it on my drive. Easiest good deed ever! They brought me these.
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I just actually can’t believe people are giving
#KeirStarmer
a hard time instead of the other guy.
No surprise the conspiracy theorist thugs who harassed
@Keir_Starmer
& I repeated slurs we heard from
@BorisJohnson
last week at the despatch box.
Intimidation, harassment and lies have no place in our democracy. And they won’t ever stop me doing my job.
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See also 'no intention of calling an election'. 🙄
#GE2017
Sky Sources: Theresa May has no intention of resigning
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I’m only an amateur and this was the first time I’d been on stage in a good while (The 39 Steps) but I feel strongly about this.
#SaveTheArts
🎭
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Just bugger off with the James Hewitt rubbish. Diana didn’t meet him til after
#Harry
was born and this is Harry’s maternal aunt.
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The guys on
#mutiny
are filming themselves apparently. Impressed by whoever swam out a mile or so to get that long shot of the boat.
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I mean, definitely visit
#Telford
. It’s great. I might even offer you a bed if you’re good. But this is Shrewsbury. 🙄
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Oh God, Lofty and Mary are on EastEnders. I’m going for a lie down.
And now Derek Hatton’s back. Motor industry going down the tubes, bin strikes. The Specials at number 1. I’m starting to worry about The Falklands.
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What would
#Wimbledon
be like without Andrew Castle to tell us all about things we all remember quite clearly? Better. Is the answer.
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I’m clearly a vengeful person because I sincerely hope this pair get a large dose of what they dished out.
#RIPArthur
Father and partner guilty over death of six-year-old Arthur Labinjo-Hughes
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I tell you what - Ashley Thomas is magnificent as Jaggers in
#GreatExpectations
. Mesmerising.
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@GaddersII
‘You’re pregnant’.
‘Not unless sperm can get through a sash window I’m not.’
#dinnerladies
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Saw a load of Brexit Party gammons out and about today, carrying signs saying ‘ Fighting Back’. Most of them looked as if they couldn’t fight a mild infection.
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@RichardDawkins
Don't want small children to suffer or go hungry but birth control is not allowed. Makes sense
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I’ve started watching this from the beginning again. It’s a proper period piece - candlewick bedspreads, teasmades and milk floats. The only soap I watched every episode of.
#Brookside
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Chris Bryant is having a magnificent day at the Liaison Committee. Quality. I’ve never enjoyed politics so much in all my life.
#ByeBoris
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I feel the same way about Bob Dylan as I do about olives. I wish I liked them, I keep trying - but no.
#sts70s
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Just discovered I’m older than Michael Gove. Don’t do drugs kids.
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‘Look what you made me do’. The perennial cry of the abuser.
#metpolice
#UPDATE
| Statement from AC Helen Ball following
#ClaphamCommon
vigil
"We absolutely did not want to be in a position where enforcement action was necessary. But we were placed in this position because of the overriding need to protect people’s safety."
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We’re killing all the bees and suddenly the world’s largest bee shows up. COINCIDENCE? Watch out, that’s all I’m saying. 🐝
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One month to go until the worst ever April Fool joke is played on this country. So depressing.
#BrexitShambles
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Well hello from rainy Shropshire. Let's do this
#forgotten80s
. This is me (and my grandpa) c1984
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I’m wearing
#Red4Research
in support of all those participating in and running reasearch studies into
#Covid19
as well as those helping to make them happen.
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This
@nilerodgers
thing on
#bbc4
is brilliant. Their music docs are always excellent but this is the best I've seen.
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32,000 civilians did not survive the Blitz by the way. And 87,000 were seriously injured. Just in case anyone tries that shit with you.
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This was the highlight of our Saturday nights when I was a kid.
#TheProfessionals
45 Years ago today 2nd title sequence Pete Brayham driving through the plate glass window at
#Wembley
Friday 25th August 1978. A 30 foot blow up photo of the
#royalexchange
was reflected in the glass.
#theprofessionals
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As I know very well, RAF Brize Norton is the scene of many exciting reunions. But just imagine tonight’s.
#Nazanin
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* Rolls in from the pub, immediately tunes in to
#forgotten80s
*Say hello to my pal Cathy everyone! (Yes, Cathy & Claire).
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I may be 54 but this weekend I’m going clubbing with
@Indiepopkid71
. It’s been a while! (This was last time).
#OAD
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Just remembering that time my niece decided to give Chris Whitty some hair. Gosh, we did get bored during
#Lockdown
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‘He should never have been near a uniform’. And whose responsibility was that? Unbelievable.
#HerNameWasSarah
“It’s something that will stay with me for the rest of my life.”
A senior investigator on Sarah Everard's case, former DCI Simon Harding, says police officers “do not view” Wayne Couzens as a police officer and he “should never have been near a uniform”.
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