@scott_tobias @vulture It was even worse- the feeding tube was shoved up his nose! 🤢

@copilotmoney Money please! err, I mean beta access!

@ndrewhung What’ve you found this year!

@ndrewhung what a huge year…. Lots of amazing stuff from the usual suspects… Spiritualized, Beth, Daniel Avery, HAAi, Unloved, Suede, WMC, etc. But that PJ Harvey b-sides set has been particularly rewarding to sift through

@ndrewhung LA. And bring the pooch

@Ryan_Ken_Acts That’s interesting, I hadn’t considered the “ghosting is reversible” angle- I’d always assumed it was just a way to avoid direct, potentially uncomfortable communication. And sometimes just laziness.

RT @wes_kao: Most promotions happen because you've proven you can be trusted to do (at least part of) the new job. The caveat is this only…

RT @danluu: Every time I've taken a job because I let someone convince me that some horrible thing has gotten much better, I've regretted i…

RT @wes_kao: You and I can’t do everything on our own. Sheer willpower isn’t enough to push something through by yourself. Trust me, I’ve…

@typetwoerror @haaidj and @PyeCornerAudio

RT @danluu: I find it fascinating how many people seem offended at the idea that someone might try to do things quickly and efficiently. I…

RT @wes_kao: For every tactic, there are a hundred ways to execute poorly. Lazy thinkers try a tactic once with mediocre execution & say "…

RT @rakyll: I'm a company directory and a document indexing service. Two of my essential jobs: - Have you talked to this person? - Have yo…

@Catfish_Man 🤮😂❤️

RT @Annaleen: My gender has always been "other graphics card"

@Catfish_Man Faucet leaks?

@rinnyriot Said the same thing about Kids in the Hall

@acasualfemale deep apologies for being a pedantic jagbag, but it’s Short, not Smart.

RT @Ryan_Ken_Acts: I don’t know the motivations of the leaker. But it’s wild to see a breach of protocol as more severe than disenfranchise…

Not to be outdone, @SigFigInsider slides into first place with a candidate rejection email 356 days after initial submission. Great work, gang!