citizen #587 (parody)
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the “official” account of Ted. citizen #587 of city-17 (parody) (ran by @dboivids )
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made it to the top! didnt even know city-17 was this big.
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think i made a wrong turn on the climb down from the citadel. the gasmask guy seemed chill tho.
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got a new job at this water treatment plant. idk why the security is so high
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some jerk left their dark energy core on my car and now im getting a ticket. smh.
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found these in a crate in construct. i'll update yall tomorrow.
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ok so apparently "not paying your taxes" is a crime so im in hiding for a bit
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they took us out the vehicle and are leading us somewhere. this place is super deep down.
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dont buy no gold fish from the C17 pet store cause what is this 💀
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wtf
so somebody suggested to ride them up the portal. guess ill see where that takes me
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Just woke up with this gash in my head. not sure how it happened.
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somebody remind me to never watch city-17's public access channels ever again cause what is this
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It just works.
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who are these people parked outside our apartment
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bro get out of my room‼‼‼
somebody remind me to never watch city-17's public access channels ever again cause what is this
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looks like they're reopening my old apartment up again.
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this 97 year old diner still serves headcrab venom the old fashioned way!
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Ratio
Have you heard about Project 2025?
There are a lot of lies going around...
Get the truth here.
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after saving up perfectly legal money I was able to buy a "restaurant"
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Anybody know how to fix this thing? ive been trying for a few minutes and nothing.
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somebodys throwing watermelons off the top of the citadel.
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anybody know what the combine just built in big city?
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found this bread in the back of my fridge. looks like it must have expired like 10 years ago
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wow. the water level in the canal is so low you can see all the junk thats fallen into the canal.
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since people asked me too, I decided to take the radio.
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think i made a wrong turn on the climb down from the citadel. the gasmask guy seemed chill tho.
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woke up to a cahir being smashed into the wall next to me.
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@Frogsnatcher
Geoff showing internet archivists and half life alpha fans his early build CDs:
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got this cool gas mask and laser-thing to clean off rust
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ok so i may have not completely though this through. the only door is locked and theres no ladders.
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we have to evacuate the whole place cause somebody turned a valve they weren't supposed to and now the whole place is covered in some sort of corrosive goo
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alarms are blaring and something is causing the whole place to shake
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what little of the first exorsism I was able to capture.
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I cant believe that construct: part II came out nearly 11 years ago...
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looks like some sort of search engine. what should I ask it
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I think somethings wrong with my apartment. the bathroom is totally sealed off. not sure how even
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