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fuck this guy, this bill cipher dude, this triangle, i hate his deals, i hate his voice, i hate his face, i hate his shape, i hate this thing, i hate this town, i hate gravity falls, i hate cartoons, i hate my tv, fuck electronics. i fckin hate this chair too
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WELL WELL WELL WELL WELLWELLWELLWELL WELL WELL WELL! AREN’T YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYE? STANFORD FILBRICK PINES, MY OLD PAL!
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MY DIMENSION HAS 14 BILLION DIFFERENT GENDERS. IT'S VERY CONFUSING. I’M HONESTLY NOT SURE. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT IT ALL OUT.
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WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID LAST TIME I WAS IN YOUR MIND, SIXER? I DELETED THE WORD “BURDEN” FROM YOUR VOCABULARY AND REPLACED IT WITH “SEA OTTER”! GOOD LUCK NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO SOUND OMINOUS, SMART GUY!
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YOU THINK THOSE CHAINS ARE TIGHT? IMAGINE LIVING IN THE SECOND DIMENSION. FLAT MINDS IN A FLAT WORLD WITH FLAT DREAMS. I LIBERATED MY DIMENSION, STANFORD, AND I’M HERE TO LIBERATE YOURS!
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SIXER WANTS TO PLAY HIDE-AND-SEEK! FIRST ONE TO FIND HIM AND BRING HIM TO ME GETS THEIR OWN GALAXY.
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WE’LL MEET AGAIN.. DON’T KNOW WHERE, DON’T KNOW WHEN.. OH I KNOW WE’LL MEET AGAIN, SOME SUNNY DAY!
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WELL WELL WELL, HERE WE ARE AT LAST! I WAS WONDERING WHEN I’D FINALLY MEET THE FAMOUS RANGER GUS BURNSIDE. BIG FAN OF ALL THE DRONING SPEECHES YOU GIVE TO BOY SCOUTS ABOUT TICK SAFETY BY THE WAY. AND YOUR ELK FACTS? BROTHER, DON’T GET YOU STARTED!
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THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR BODY SIXER ENJOY THE MYSTERY BRUISES
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SIXER’S ABOUT TO WAKE UP, BUT THE BUSINESS BETWEEN YOU AND ME HAS JUST BEGUN. LET’S JUST SAY I’LL SEE YOU DOWN THE ROAD. AND IF YOU EVER GET A PHONE CALL FROM A NUMBER THAT SAYS “UNKNOWN”, PICK UP. YOUR GUY ON THE INSIDE (OF YOUR MIND), BILL
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NAME’S BILL! AND YOUR NAME’S STANFORD PINES, THE MAN WHO CHANGED THE WORLD, BUT I’M GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES; LET’S RELAX!
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YOU’RE MAKING THIS SO MUCH HARDER THAN IT NEEDS TO BE. EVERYONE HAS A WEAKNESS, TOUGH GUY! IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME..
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OH, QUIT PLAYING DUMB, IQ! YOU KNEW I’D BE BACK! YOU THINK SHUTTING DOWN THAT PORTAL COULD STOP WHAT I HAVE PLANNED?
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IT CAME OUT PRETTY NICE, DONT YOU THINK?! THE NATIVE PEOPLE OF GRAVITY FALLS REALLY HAD A FLARE FOR CAPTURING MY TRUE ESSENCE. ALTHOUGH THEIR TIMING ON PROPHECIES LEFT SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED!
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REMEMBER THAT THING YOUR PARENTS TOLD YOU? THE THING THEY SAID WAS REALLY IMPORTANT, AND WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE AND SECURE AND HELP YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? THEY WERE LYING. PLEASANT DREAMS!
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PROCREATION OBVIOUSLY! WHAT A SICK, SAD, LIMITED MANDATE! BLAME NATURAL SELECTION PAL! THE PURPOSE OF THE POODLE'S LIFE IS UP TO THE BREEDER! IN IN YOUR CASE DARWIN'S THE ONE BREEDING!
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HEY I KNOW A GUY WITH A MUCH MORE SLENDER PHYSIQUE THAN ME! IF YOU THINK MY FANS ARE CRAZY, YOU SHOULD SEE HIS. BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I KNEW HIM BEFORE HE WAS SO SLENDER. I THINK HE HAS BODY IMAGE ISSUES
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ALRIGHT KIDS TAPE YOUR EYEBALLS OPEN and light SOMETHING ON FIRE because for the first time in 1,000 years you're about to get a GLIMPSE BEHIND THE GREY CURTAIN OF REALITY into the KALEIDOSCOPIC ANARCHY THAT LIES BEYOND!
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NAME’S BILL! AND YOUR NAME’S STANFORD PINES, THE MAN WHO CHANGED THE WORLD, BUT I’M GETTING AHEAD OF OURSELVES; LET’S RELAX!
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OH WOW THAT’S A GREAT OFFER, HOW ‘BOUT INSTEAD I SHUFFLE THE FUNCTIONS OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE?
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'LOVE' is your sick raw biological urge to reproduce trying to dress up in a suit and charm its way through the opera! DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE HIGH PRICED PR AND FANCY LINENS! THIS IMPOSTER ONLY WANTS TO TIE YOU DOWN AND DRAG YOU INTO THE GRAVE!
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MY DIMENSION HAS 14 BILLION DIFFERENT GENDERS. IT'S VERY CONFUSING. I’M HONESTLY NOT SURE. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT IT ALL OUT.
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OH WOW THAT’S A GREAT OFFER, HOW ‘BOUT INSTEAD I SHUFFLE THE FUNCTIONS OF EVERY HOLE IN YOUR FACE?
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THANKS FOR LETTING ME BORROW YOUR BODY SIXER ENJOY THE MYSTERY BRUISES
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ONCE I DESTROY THAT JOURNAL, I’LL ENJOY GIVING THIS BODY ITS GRAND FINALE- BY THROWING IT OFF THE WATER TOWER! BEST OF ALL, PEOPLE WILL JUST THINK PINETREE LOST HIS MIND, AND HIS MENTAL FORM WILL WANDER IN THE MINDSCAPE FOREVER. WANT TO JOIN HIM, SHOOTING STAR?
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WELL, WELL, WELL. OLE PINE TREE REALLY IS ADORABLE, ISN’T HE? WATCHING THIS SENTIENT AMALGAMATION OF SKIN AND PLASMA TRY TO WRITE A DECENT BOOK IS LIKE WATCHING A PANCAKE TRY TO TEACH A CLASS ON ASTROPHYSICS!
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ALRIGHT, YOU GOT ME, I MAY HAVE OVERSTUFFED MY RESUME! HEY, THEY SAY DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE! BUT JUST BECAUSE MY POWER HAS A FEW BLIND SPOTS NOW DOESN’T MEAN I’M NOT ANGLING FOR A PROMOTION, YOU DIG? BETTER START STOCKPILING THE ESSENTIALS SMART GUY!
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MY DIMENSION HAS 14 BILLION DIFFERENT GENDERS. IT'S VERY CONFUSING. I’M HONESTLY NOT SURE. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT IT ALL OUT.
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OH, OH, GRAVITY FALLS, IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK! NAME’S BILL CIPHER! AND I TAKE IT YOU’RE SOME KIND OF LIVING VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY? HAHA I’M JUST KIDDING, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE GIDEON!
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YOU!! YOU CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT YOU JUST COST ME! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I’M LIKE WHEN I’M MAD?!?!?!
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I ENJOY PUTTING ON HUMAN SKIN THE WAY JACK THE RIPPER ENJOYED WEARING CLOWN MASKS! HE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT BUT WHAT HAS HE DONE FOR ME LATELY?
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LITTLE TIP FROM SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK- TRUTH IS A TATTLETALE WITH NO FRIENDS. TRUTH IS YOUR ANNOYING UNCLE WHO SPOILS THE MOVIE. TRUTH IS A CONCEPT INVENTED BY POWERFUL LIARS TO GUILT YOU INTO GIVING THEM MORE POWER.
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WELL WELL WELL WELL WELLWELLWELLWELL WELL WELL WELL! AREN’T YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYE? STANFORD FILBRICK PINES, MY OLD PAL!
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WHAT CAN I SAY- CHICKS DIG PSYCHOPATHS! I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE ALL MY OF “FAN GIRLS” TO TAKE PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS, WALK INTO THE NEVADA DESERT, AND FORM THEMSELVES INTO A LARGE HUMAN THRONE TO AWAIT MY COMING!
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HISTORY'S GREATEST SAGES would TRADE THEIR BLOOD AND LIVESTOCK for an opportunity to SEEK MY UNHOLY KNOWLEDGE but instead I'M GIVING IT TO YOU- THE EAGER, PASTY, ANTISOCIAL TROLLS OF THE INTERNET! WHY? FOR THE SAME REASON PROMETHEUS GAVE MAN FIRE- TO WATCH HIM BURN!
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GOOD OLD SIX-FINGERS! I’VE BEEN WAITING AN ETERNITY TO HAVE A CHAT FACE-TO-FACE!
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WELL, TIME TO INVADE STAN’S MIND! THIS SHOULD BE FUN! REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYYYEEEE!!
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ABSOLUTELY! DRAW ME ON YOUR HAND AND THEN SHAKE HANDS WITH YOURSELF! YOU'LL CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES BUT YOU'LL OWE ME A FAVOR DOWN THE ROAD!
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THE CONSPIRACIES IN THIS BOOK ARE CUTE, SURE, BUT THEY’RE JUST THE TIP OF THE TRIANGLE, YOU DIG? YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT SOME REAL CONSPIRACIES? CAN YOU HANDLE SOME REAL KNOWLEDGE?
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BY THE BY, MABEL, WHERE’D YOU PUT MY JOURNAL AGAIN?
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JUST PLAY IT COOL, DITCH THE TIME PUNCH- LET ME DO THE TALKING…
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GUESS WHO! THAT’S RIGHT, PAL, OL’ SIX FINGERS JUST CONKED OUT & THAT MEANS CAPTAIN BILL IS STEERING THE SHIP! AND BY “STEERING THE SHIP”, I MEAN MAKING SIXER SLAP HIMSELF OVER AND OVER! HA-HA-HA! THAT’S RIGHT, I JUST WROTE DOWN THE SOUNDS OF MY OWN LAUGHTER!
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WELL WELL WELL WELL WELLWELLWELLWELL WELL WELL WELL! AREN’T YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYE? STANFORD FILBRICK PINES, MY OLD PAL!
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I’LL REMAKE A FUN WORLD, A BETTER WORLD! A PARTY THAT NEVER ENDS WITH A HOST THAT NEVER DIES! NO MORE RESTRICTIONS, NO MORE LAWS! YOU’D BE ONE OF US. ALL-POWERFUL. GREATER THAN ANYTHING YOU’VE IMAGINED! AND ALL I NEED IS YOUR HELP.
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WELL WELL WELL WELL WELLWELLWELLWELL WELL WELL WELL! AREN’T YOU A SIGHT FOR SORE EYE? STANFORD FILBRICK PINES, MY OLD PAL!
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YOU HUMANS ARE SUCH TINY-MINDED FOLK-- YOU CAN’T SEE THE ULTRAVIOLET PATTERNS ON FLOWERS, UNDERSTAND THE MOTION OF THE STARS, OR HEAR THE THOUGHTS OF ANIMALS. HECK… I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT THE CODE I’VE HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THIS BOOK!
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OH NOO, A TANTRUM, WHATEVER WILL I DO ABOUT THAT- HOW ‘BOUT THIS!?! BOOM!!!
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YES. I POURED SODA ON MY EYES AND THREW MYSELF DOWN THE STAIRS
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WANNA KNOW WHAT I DID LAST TIME I WAS IN YOUR MIND, SIXER? I DELETED THE WORD “BURDEN” FROM YOUR VOCABULARY AND REPLACED IT WITH “SEA OTTER”! GOOD LUCK NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO SOUND OMINOUS, SMART GUY!
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NOW WHERE WAS HE? AH, YES! MR. SERIOUS WAS SAYING THAT ANYONE WHO WAS SMART ENOUGH TO DECODE THESE MESSAGES IS SMART ENOUGH TO GET ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY! AND THAT MEANT JOINING ME, YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND AND STYLE CONSULTANT, BILL CIPHER! ALL IT TAKES IS A LITTLE HANDSHAKE!
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OH, I’M HERE. I’M FINALLY HERE! LOOK AT THIS PLACE! A PERFECT, CALM, ORDERLY VOID. GOTTA HAND IT TO YA, FORD. YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO CLEAR YOUR M-.. WHAT?!!
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I UM I, DO IT KID! DO SOME BRILLIANT THING THAT TAKES ME DOWN RIGHT NOW! WHADDYA GOT PINETREE, EVERYONE’S WAITING! DO IT!!!
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ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU ONE LIFESPAN THREE DIMENSIONAL FIVE-SENSE SKIN PUPPETS! FOR ONE TRILLION YEARS I’VE BEEN TRAPPED IN MY OWN DECAYING DIMENSION, WAITING FOR A NEW UNIVERSE TO CALL MY OWN. NAME’S BILL! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
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AUGH! DON’T REMIND ME OF THAT OBESE BOMBASTIC DIAPER-WEARING TYRANT! THINKS HE’S SO GREAT JUST BECAUSE HE’S THE LAST SON OF AN EXTINCT RACE OF TIME GIANTS. WHAT’S THE POINT OF RULING THE ENTIRE FUTURE IF YOU DON’T HAVE OBJECT PERMANENCE AND GET DISTRACTED BY JINGLING KEYS?!
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@averyd0estuff
sorry im in a moving car right now drawing with my finger on my phone this looks like ass forgive me
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MY DIMENSION HAS 14 BILLION DIFFERENT GENDERS. IT'S VERY CONFUSING. I’M HONESTLY NOT SURE. IT WOULD TAKE YEARS OF PAPERWORK TO SORT IT ALL OUT.
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ONE PEEK INTO MY DIMENSION AND THIS BUMPKIN LOST HIS WEAK LITTLE MIND. ALL HE SAW WAS ME REMOVING MY EXOSKELETON TO FEED. IF YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE HEAT GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN JACK
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YOU BET I KNOW HIS TRUE NAME! IF I HAD A NAME THAT STUPID I'D USE A NICKNAME TOO! SPEAKING OF NAMES, BILL CIPHER IS BASICALLY A DIMENSIONAL USERNAME- A PRIMITIVE GRUNT DESIGNED FOR YOUR ANALOG EARS!
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I’D DISASSEMBLE HIS MOLECULES TO SALT MY MARGARITA IF I COULD, BUT IT'S NOT EASY. LET ME ASK YOU- HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PUNCH A 9 TRILLION TON TODDLER? YOUR FIST GETS STUCK IN HIS CHEEK FAT FOR LIKE A WEEK! IF I HAD PHYSICAL FORM….
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WE’LL MEET AGAIN.. DON’T KNOW WHERE, DON’T KNOW WHEN.. OH I KNOW WE’LL MEET AGAIN, SOME SUNNY DAY!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN’T SEEING ME DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T SEE YOU.
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THAT’S RIGHT! DON’T BE A HERO, KID. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO HEROES IN MY WORLD.
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WHAT CAN I SAY- CHICKS DIG PSYCHOPATHS! I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE ALL MY OF “FAN GIRLS” TO TAKE PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS, WALK INTO THE NEVADA DESERT, AND FORM THEMSELVES INTO A LARGE HUMAN THRONE TO AWAIT MY COMING!
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THIS BRAINIAC IS THE ONE WHO BUILT THE PORTAL IN THE FIRST PLACE! AW, DON’T LOOK SO SOUR, FORDSY. IT’S NOT TOO LATE TO JOIN ME! WITH THAT EXTRA FINGER, YOU’D FIT RIGHT IN WITH MY FREAKS!
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AH, SHARP AS EVER, FORDSY! AS YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, I’VE RECENTLY HAD A MULTI-DIMENSIONAL MAKEOVER. I CONTROL SPACE, MATTER, AND NOW THAT THAT DUMB BABY’S OUT OF THE WAY, TIME ITSELF! BUT I WASN’T ALWAYS THIS WAY…
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I EXIST IN A STATE OF QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY! THAT MEANS THAT EVERYTHING I AM, I'M ALSO NOT! IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOUR CAT IS DEAD! BLAME SCHRODINGER! HE'S A LOUSY PET SITTER!
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GUESS WHO! THAT’S RIGHT, PAL, OL’ SIX FINGERS JUST CONKED OUT & THAT MEANS CAPTAIN BILL IS STEERING THE SHIP! AND BY “STEERING THE SHIP”, I MEAN MAKING SIXER SLAP HIMSELF OVER AND OVER! HA-HA-HA! THAT’S RIGHT, I JUST WROTE DOWN THE SOUNDS OF MY OWN LAUGHTER!
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OH, IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S FINALLY, FINALLY HAPPENING!! PHYSICAL FORM? DON’T MIND IF I DO!!!
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WE’LL MEET AGAIN.. DON’T KNOW WHERE, DON’T KNOW WHEN.. OH I KNOW WE’LL MEET AGAIN, SOME SUNNY DAY!
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YOU THINK THOSE CHAINS ARE TIGHT? IMAGINE LIVING IN THE SECOND DIMENSION. FLAT MINDS IN A FLAT WORLD WITH FLAT DREAMS. I LIBERATED MY DIMENSION, STANFORD, AND I’M HERE TO LIBERATE YOURS!
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SO HEYYY GRENDO, WHERE’S THAT BOOK PROP I’M USING FOR THE WEDDING SCENE?
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HEY, WANNA HEAR MY IMPRESSION OF YOU IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS? AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
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LOOK, KID, YOU’VE BEEN GETTING WAY TOO CLOSE TO FIGURING OUT SOME MAJOR ANSWERS. I’VE GOT BIG PLANS COMIN’ AND I DON’T NEED YOU GETTIN’ IN MY WAY. DESTROYING THAT LAPTOP WAS A CINCH. NOW I JUST NEED TO DESTROY YOUR JOURNAL. RACE YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAIRS!
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WELL, TIME TO INVADE STAN’S MIND! THIS SHOULD BE FUN! REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYYYEEEE!!
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HAH.. WHAT IS THIS FEELING?! MY BODY IS BURNING! HAAH.. I CAN’T MOVE THESE STUPID NOODLE LEGS! CURSE YOU, USELESS FLESH STICKS! BODY.. SHUTTING DOWN.. MUST.. SCRATCH.. MOSQUITO BITES..
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'LOVE' is your sick raw biological urge to reproduce trying to dress up in a suit and charm its way through the opera! DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE HIGH PRICED PR AND FANCY LINENS! THIS IMPOSTER ONLY WANTS TO TIE YOU DOWN AND DRAG YOU INTO THE GRAVE!
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A DEAL’S A DEAL, SIXER. YOU CAN’T STOP THE BRIDGE BETWEEN OUR WORLDS FROM COMING, BUT IT WOULD BE FUN TO WATCH YOU TRY! CUTE, EVEN!
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AH, STAN’S FAMILY, WE MEET AT LAST! QUESTION MARK, SHOOTING STAR, PINETREE, I HAD A HUNCH I MIGHT BUMP INTO YOU!
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REMEMBER THAT THING YOUR PARENTS TOLD YOU? THE THING THEY SAID WAS REALLY IMPORTANT, AND WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL SAFE AND SECURE AND HELP YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT? THEY WERE LYING. PLEASANT DREAMS!
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WHAT THE.. HEY ACHILLES! NICE WORK WITH THE HEEL!!! FORE!!!!
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WELL, TIME TO INVADE STAN’S MIND! THIS SHOULD BE FUN! REMEMBER: REALITY IS AN ILLUSION, THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM, BUY GOLD, BYYYEEEE!!
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ALRIGHT KIDS TAPE YOUR EYEBALLS OPEN and light SOMETHING ON FIRE because for the first time in 1,000 years you're about to get a GLIMPSE BEHIND THE GREY CURTAIN OF REALITY into the KALEIDOSCOPIC ANARCHY THAT LIES BEYOND!
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CARE FOR A GAME OF INTERDIMENSIONAL CHESS? HAVE A CUP OF TEA!
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ANYWAY, IT’S BEEN FUN TAP-DANCING ON YOUR HEADS, BUT I’VE GOT PLACES TO BE AND ALTERNATE REALITIES TO TAMPER WITH!
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HAHAHOHO! THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT! DIDN’T YOU BRAINIACS KNOW THE ZODIAC DOESN’T WORK IF YOU DON’T ALL HOLD HANDS?? AND WHAT’S BETTER, YOU’VE BROUGHT EVERY THREAT TO MY POWER TOGETHER IN ONE EASY-TO-DESTROY CIRCLE!
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I’LL REMAKE A FUN WORLD, A BETTER WORLD! A PARTY THAT NEVER ENDS WITH A HOST THAT NEVER DIES! NO MORE RESTRICTIONS, NO MORE LAWS! YOU’D BE ONE OF US. ALL-POWERFUL. GREATER THAN ANYTHING YOU’VE IMAGINED! AND ALL I NEED IS YOUR HELP.
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YOU HUMANS ARE SUCH TINY-MINDED FOLK-- YOU CAN’T SEE THE ULTRAVIOLET PATTERNS ON FLOWERS, UNDERSTAND THE MOTION OF THE STARS, OR HEAR THE THOUGHTS OF ANIMALS. HECK… I BET YOU CAN’T EVEN FIGURE OUT THE CODE I’VE HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THIS BOOK!
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THEERE IT IS… I MEAN, WHO WOULD SACRIFICE EVERYTHING THEY’VE WORKED FOR JUST FOR THEIR DUMB SIBLING?
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OH, QUIT PLAYING DUMB, IQ! YOU KNEW I’D BE BACK! YOU THINK SHUTTING DOWN THAT PORTAL COULD STOP WHAT I HAVE PLANNED?
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FOR the next 60 MINUTES you can GRASP the UNKNOWABLE with your CHUBBY LITTLE HUMAN FINGERS and ask me ANYTHING YOUR SICK MIND DESIRES! YES, even YOU Chris!
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