nobody warned me that having irl linguist friends would be somehow both deeply gratifying and deeply unsettling,,, my friend today said "oh i was just wondering because i've been paying close attention to how you say things" like HELLO????
I really wish I knew Youtube's reasoning for this :/ A family-friendly content creator makes videos with cartoon puppies and it's demonitized? Youtube wtf are you doing
does ubisoft consult with linguists in their quest for historical accuracy because i have some questions about various working class englishes being the default accent of france
im going to see an opera with people who dont realize im a Highly Qualified pianist and it's like some kind of weird not-secret?? like why would i just bring that up but also my commentary is gonna sound so pretentious without them knowing?? im thinking about this a normal amount
having an ereader with IPA in the dictionary may have cured me of "cant pronounce anything because i only saw it in print" disease but now i have a non-rhotic accent for a seemingly random selection of words 💀
update i've so far discovered that unsurprisingly both canada and scotland have "fuck sake", america only has "for fuck's sake" and, most crucially, my buddy in nova scotia somehow has "fuck sakes" specifically
every day my mom says "dont eat/make/order that, we're eating dinner soon" and then we dont have dinner for another 5 hours?? and then i get berated for my eating habits?? do my parents know im a whole ass human being that normally has my own god damn house and routine???
no one understands how severely adventures in odyssey damaged me 💀 i'm 27 years old with a masters degree and still have bizarre gut reactions to basic scientific facts
he was wondering if i find scottish accents difficult to produce, but then never explained what he noticed about my speech that would prompt the question and now it's too late to ask😭
my office is RIFE with linguistic discrimination and i was asked today to put together a little (unrelated) info session for linguistics-based communication tips..... they will soon know true canadian passive aggression
i've been assigned a paper about canada for the first time (!!!) but it is deeply unsettling that the author keeps saying completely normal sentences and then following it up with "this is normal in canada" 🤨
idk anything about dialects/variation in french tbh, but i had a parisian prof in uni so i thought i was familiar with standard pronunciation?? but duolingo voices adding a schwa to every feminine word really got me like 🤯🤯🤯?!?!
today i heard that men use more L2 nonstandard forms than women despite standard education so me and the heavy busan accent i have no business retaining are feeling v affirmed 😌
my very unhelpful friends unanimously agreed I should do a phd because "you're really entertaining and your devil may care attitude would make seminars with you so fun" is.... this good??? can i put this on my cv
trying to email my stylistics prof because i have maybe-not-covid and cant come to the second lecture like bro please dont analyze me attempting to sound like a regular person oh my god
girl help i agreed to go to ✨️The Football✨️ this weekend but i don't have any relevant social scripts!!!!!!! best ive got is not wearing blue but that doesnt help with much else 😭
i cant come up with any good research questions for an assignment rn because currently all i want to know is why on earth fanfic writers act like people text like that irl
sorry to emo tweet but ive been abandoned by friends and forced to spend christmas alone in my flat twice in three years now and i've been telling my family i'm fine but actually i am A Liar and i have to tell the truth somewhere
before wrapped is out i just want to remind yall that this year i graduated uni, turned 25, had to live with my parents for a over a month, moved continents, and started a masters so it's gonna be uhh,,,, interesting
i know our papers are meant to be graded anonymously but there's no way in hell my lecturer doesn't know which of the ten of us uses the word "outwith"
im a big fan of corvids and i miss my little baby bird and we're learning about modern bird anatomy in my dinosaur class and for some reason theres a lot of linguists who like birding and this is all to say i smell a new hyperfixation
there is actually nothing more valuable on the entire planet than a friend who will text you "can i come to your house to work on my paper i'll bring you a meal deal and we can listen to the corries"