this is a lot

just realised why the Brewdog dude has been on the PR rehab tour on social... he has a new TV show called 'House of the Unicorns' where I assume he's doing some kind of Voldemort unicorn blood ceremony but Mr Beast style

@Robbidoo Why am I so shit at it

@wompkin @W_H_I_R_L_Y Trap 2. Whitehouse west wing. He’s saved this one for a week. Pork curry last night

@colbybrin But but i fired 70% of the staff for you and the food tastes like toxic waste? That’s what you wanted?!?

Or can this be generative art AI dorian gray story ? But you are the painting and your avatar is Dorian gray (having a wild time in the metaverse?) COULD IT BE?

@colbybrin He’d buy them assuming that’s what you wanted

@colbybrin He’s the worst dork. Can you imagine inviting him over?

@colbybrin Nope. He’s never seen a dab. It might be some other Fortnite celebration . Or his inner horror demons exploding from his chest as nazi-vibe arm gesticulation

Zuck in 5 years

If you don’t look down you are treading a fine line

Come for their new swanky award winning adverts Stay for the website and app (and the website inside the app with an app download banner) that has never worked properly #britishairways

My favourite ‘surprise’ app birthday wish was the one from Google Calendar. Surely that’s your job bro?