The official launch of the table tennis table donated by
@mrmacaronii
was held today. The entire school community was thrilled to finally receive a gift of this magnitude. We did a special prayer for
@mrmacaronii
.
May God continue to bless his generosity. Amen.
This nigga get money, influence, perfect hairline, multiple incomes, full beards, married a beautiful woman that loves him, perfect dentition etc.
God dey get favourites sha. I hope he snores heavily at night. Person no suppose dey perfect!!!
Hey!!!
@mrmacaronii
I recently saw a video of you playing table tennis and I'd love to challenge you to a game. If the JSS3 boy in this picture can win two set out of five against you, you'd buy us a proper table tennis table. If he loses all, nah you get my next ALLOWEE
Deal??
Stay indoors, stray bullet will come and kill you.
Go to School, they will kidnap and kill you.
Go for Job interviews, they will kidnap and kill you.
Try to protest, they will send people to shoot and kill you
This country nawa oh😫😪
#FindHinnyHumoren
Innoson motors has a company in Enugu and he's a taxpayer to your government. Yet you left him and went to Japan to purchase Hyundai as patrol cars.
Ife nwanne melu nwanne ya.😤😤
I have set up a new team of the police branded Distress Rapid Squad (DRS), to replace the comatose Police Urban Patrol. They will patrol the streets of Enugu with a view to rapidly respond to security issues in our state.
This is part of the proactive measures of my
7days ago UNN students were kidnapped on their way back to school and captors are asking for ₦300m ransom. These students stayed 8months at home only to be kidnapped on their way back. Life in the said University is up and running without any regards to the kidnapped students.
@Morbidful
This is one thing I like about the Chinese people, they don't tolerate nonsense. No matter your level of influence or wealth. In my country the milk producer will bribe a judge and he will walk away free
I did a major operation in 2010, half of my small intestines were removed. I didn't eat or drink any fluid for 4months.
When I left hospital, I didn't know how to walk again, I had to start crawling around for weeks before finally learning how to stand and walk. When I resume
Called this shoemaker to help me repair my boot. Asked him if he wanted to eat and he nodded. I dished food for him, gave him a bottle of Coke, and still paid him after he was done.
Happiness wan kill my guy.
He just dey speak weytin I no dey hear.😂
Asherkine, come outside!!!
I received
@mrmacaronii
package this night! Omo, I can't express how happy I am!
He didn't just send us a tennis table, he sent the absolute best one! This table will last for 20-30yrs.
@mrmacaronii
May God bless you in the morning, afternoon, and evening.
Thank you sir.🙌🏽😥
UNN students were kidnapped, captors are asking for ₦300m ransom but there's no official statement from UNN Authorities, SUG nor Enugu State Govt.
It isn't even making media rounds in the UNN student circle the way silly stuff like Anonymous, nudes or who knack who.
Disgusting.
Cus my elder brother and his wife dey vex me like mad. Like two annoying people.
I will be playing FIFA with this guy, his wife will just come out of the kitchen with a glass of something I don't even know and she will say 'Baby drink this, it's good for your heart' my foolish
I went to
@mrmacaronii
DM to thank him for everything he did for us and to show him the unveiling. He replied and said he likes what I'm doing and I should send my Acc number so he will send me something make I use chop food.
Omo I just received alert oh and my eye dey pain me!!
In developed countries children are being exposed to TV stations about Mechanical engineering, Tech, medicine and arts. They end up being inventors at early stages of their lives.
In this country it's just Hallelujah plus fasting and praying.😂
Someone called me and said, "Come X, Debo has replied to you" I yelled with excitement, then teared up with joy and ran outside to tell my boys we're moving from pako table to a proper table tennis table!.
You all should help us thank
@mrmacaronii
His generosity knows no bounds
Good morning. Sorry for the late reply. Some challenges faced me but I am also facing them back.
I’ll make sure that a standard table tennis board is sent to you this week.
Please use the funds gathered to take care of the kids.
We will play one day. ❤️
@proud_invader
Weytin dey vex me about this kind of people is that they can't even fight against their fellow guys in the street but they become Hulk once they reach home.😫😫
Early hours of today, my babe and I welcomed the most beautiful baby boy. Thankful and grateful for the gift of life. My Champ is finally here🍾
Father, Mother and child are all in perfect condition.😤😍
I'm happy, my boys are happy, all thanks to our boss, a legend and a good man
@mrmacaronii
God bless you always!!!
My girls are not happy cus they are feeling left out but I have something upcoming for them...
Last month when EFCC went to OAU and packed some of their students for allegedly committing fraud. Immediately the news broke, the SUG and students of the school started speaking up against the misconduct.
It's almost 24hrs since students of University of Nigeria Nsukka were
Let me explain how much of a generous man
@mrmacaronii
is...
This is the exact tennis table he sent to us yesterday.
That professional tennis bat in his hand, he sent us FOUR PIECES...
That tennis ball, he sent us EIGHT PIECES...
Sir e no go better for anyone wishing you bad!
Premier league is so competitive, premier league this, Premier league that. Nigga Shut up!!!
Pep couldn't even win 5 leagues in 6years with his formidable Barca team. Yet he's doing it at Man City with Jack Gealish and Akanji.
Rodri went from being a nobody in ATM to EPL best
La Liga is a dead league. The quality is not good. Players are not being bought from La Liga. There is no interest.
Let's look at the "Big 6" and how many players are being bought from Spain, as well as the composition from other leagues.
Total Tallies:
- Premier League: 65
-
@Morbidful
Mehn this is so sad. He basically tried to seek for help but the system didn't provide it for him. Now see how many people that died cus of it.
The trauma the event must have left on the family. Being tagged the daughter or wife of a mass shooter.
@Culture_Crit
I don't even know if today's architects can build something like this. They are now so involved in designing and building shapeless houses
One of the best decision I ever made in this life was not joining cult that year in UNN.
Amidst all the pressure I stood my ground.
Don't let the colourful beret, fancy handshakes and sweet slangs fool you.
There's form of activism in being a cultist, it will make you
I figured out that some boys in my class hardly do their assignments or copy their notes no matter how much I threaten them. So I devised a new means of punishing them. If you don't copy notes or do assignments, you won't go out for the break period. So while other boys are busy
@historyinmemes
I love it when I read inspiring tales like this about good people who did great amazing things like this for humanity... Not all war, war war.
The world needs people like the Chernobyl three
I don't know if this counts but.... 2017 was supposed to be my best year. I went for this tournament in Enugu and this guy scouted me. Took me to Lagos to join an academy.
All of you in the comment section shouting "This boy can't do well on a proper table tennis table". Okay...
Help me tag
@mrmacaronii
to buy us a proper table tennis table and I will video that boy and show you all. That boy is GOATED.
I will back him full time!!!
Now the amazing and funny thing was after I was poisoned and went through that operation, my immediate younger brother was poisoned too and he went under the needle two times but we both made full recovery. Both of us still have the scar but nothing
Coming from Unizik, police stopped the keke I was in. While the officer was talking with the driver, a notification came into my phone, and it flashed light. That’s when the officer cocked his gun, pointed it at me, and shouted that I should come down or he would shoot my leg.
If you people don't hear from me in the next 30mins that means those policemen for Unizik Road don either shoot me or them carry me go cell cause I'm not releasing my phone to these people oh
This girl I have being crushing on since 100L till this final year happened to sit beside me in class today... A whole 2hrs class and I didn't learn anything
I was just thinking of how beautiful our 8 children will be. Till now the smell of her perfume have not left my nostrils.
@PoojaMedia
@Pascafrost
Imagine the kind of hype Cr7 would get if he was an English player... You might lose your visa if you banter him.
They worship David Beckham even though he wasn't half good as Cr7
The plan was to barb one or two students, but before I knew it all my boys in Junior Secondary wanted a haircut. I had to fake a phone call to escape after cutting the 9th person’s hair. Barbers dey try… No cap, standing for hours isn't an easy task!!!
Oya rate the haircuts☺️😂
@Morbidful
Sometimes I wonder if some of this missing people actually left their current life and moved to a new location under a new name and just laid low.
Hi Everyone,
This tweet going viral inspired us to start a fundraiser to buy a proper table tennis table for my boys. Mr Acidic donated 200k to our cause this morning, and currently, we have N203,000.
Hey!!!
@mrmacaronii
I recently saw a video of you playing table tennis and I'd love to challenge you to a game. If the JSS3 boy in this picture can win two set out of five against you, you'd buy us a proper table tennis table. If he loses all, nah you get my next ALLOWEE
Deal??
The concept of "NJAKIRI" is always wierd to me. Like how do Igbo men say mean things to each other and just laugh over it without throwing blows. How???
This Igbo guy invited us to come and chill with him for the success of his wedding last night. It was mostly Igbo folks there
No Artist in African except maybe Angelique Kidjo can lace Burnaboy's boots when it comes to stage performance.
Running from one corner of the stage shouting "Let's go 1, 2, 3" isn't what's called electrifying performance.
Good morning everyone..
Five days ago, Not less than 50 UNN students returning to school was kidnapped along Opi Nsukka/Ugwuogo Nike Road...
Not a word from the Governor of the state..
Not a word from Media houses..
No search party has been arranged.
And lecture has commenced.
Asaba Nollywood really bastardized our culture as Igbo people.
God will punish them for that.
I spent hours this evening explaining to my Babe's grandmother that there's no place in Igboland that widows are forced to drink the water used in washing their dead husband's body as
This guy reached out to me on IG that he wanted to run a portrait for a girl as a birthday gift. I searched the girl's IG page and came back with two beautiful pics and cus we couldn't agree on which one to choose. He paid me in full to draw the two pictures.
Came to school this morning and the principal said all of us should go home cus of NLC strike.
Boys and I don gather make we contribute money to buy ball.
So if you see any video of someone on NYSC uniform playing football with Children. Nah me be that!!!
Got admission into this school in 2017 to do a 4years course. I have witnessed 2 ASUU strikes. 2018 and 2020. I just got news that another one will start on Wednesday unless Govt move body.
Weytin carry me come Nigeria self😤😭
@Morbidful
There's a movie about this story and it's called "Breakthrough"
Don't watch the movie if you can't control your emotions cus you will definitely cry out your eyes
ASUU and FG should please come to an agreement and end this strike. I use God beg unah. Because our neighbour woke up this morning and said he is looking for his spare tyre and everyone said he should ask me cus I'm always at home.🙄😭
My favourite thing about the Igbo cosmology is the concept of IKWUNNE.
My maternal family home is like my sanctuary. There I'm loved and cherished, I don't know if it's the same for everyone or maybe because I have the best set of uncles and aunties. Lucky me!!!
My favourite
Guys!!!
I have got good news. Good fhucking news!!!
I can't wait to share it with y'all.
What started here as play play, has metamorphosized into me working with an international nonprofit!!!😭
This culture of “STUDENTS DON’T PASS MY COURSE EASILY” is not something to celebrate.
Any lecturer that students failed massively in his/her course should be indicted. All your students cannot be dull.
These people need to stop bragging about the number of students they failed.
Most students at home are scared of even coming back to school right now because of the unsafe nature of the roads leading to the school.
The level of "I don't care" attitude regarding this ugly incident is disgusting.
Everything is trivial until it happens to you.
I personally don't believe any babe has the power to steal a married man from his wife unless the man consent to it. So all these “Mercy Aigbe stole her Friend's Husband" should stop Abeg,
How can she steal a full grown man from his wife??... The man nah USB cord??
Until you date a generous lady(I didn't say rich oh) you'll understand that ladies loves gifting their man things even when he didn't ask for it. She wil find genuine joy in seeing her man happy. She wil know all your favourite sneakers and will order them for you. Just like that
I assured JSS1C students today that the first two to spell my name "CHUKWUDI" correctly would receive lunch as a reward.
Please follow this thread so you can laugh with me!!!😂
Texts and assignments are flying up and down while some students are fighting for their lives in the kidnappers den. Neither UNN SUG, Authorities, nor Enugu State Govt has made any sustainable efforts to free those students from their captors.
Today, our principal gave me a piece of land & the go-ahead order to use it to build a volleyball court for the female students in my PPA. All that is remaining is funding, & tomorrow I will make several tweets, asking some big fish for funds.
Just retweet & tag them for me pls.
I had a neighbor who always told her daughter not to smile because she didn't like her teeth. I was casually taking pictures of this little girl with my phone for her birthday and her mom kept saying, 'Don't smile with your scatter scatter teeth!'
These Biafra old heads are making mocking tweets about Obidients saying we wasted our time voting for Peter Obi.
We believe in Obi, we voted 4 him and supports his course.
Apart from subscribing to Radio Biafra, what else do you contribute to your fairy tale Valhalla dream.😏