@Seantaneous
Sir/Ma’am: the left hand side is clearly the family party tray of Stouffer’s Mac n Cheese, and we already called dibs on it for Casimir Pulaski Day. Pick something else
@lawofcons
@TheGoodRevPoop
Bro. The mindfuck of this comment is higher than Goku’s level. Maybe that’s enough internet for one day. “You didn’t do it how I would do it so it isn’t OK.” Sheesh
Waking her up with flicks of my tongue between her thighs, slowly working my way up to her stomach and sides, between her tits, neck, and feeling her gasp as I slide my hard cock inside of her while I whisper, nasty, disrespectful, and hot shit in her ear
I’m going to be creating some stories on Reddit (r/sextstories) and I’m looking for models who would want that publicity/exposure. For now, only those with onlyfans (unless you actually want to verify with like the year of your license, etc). Hmu if interested
@malariatwt
As a former teacher: I agree 100%. The only reason I wore a shirt and tie every day was because my students had to wear an actual uniform. If they had a dress down day (theme day), I’d participate. If the teacher is highly effective, then it doesn’t matter what they wear.
@TarrionBelle
Dolmas are a snack with rice and spices and veggies wrapped up in grape leaves, and the whole thing is soaked in olive oil. Islay Storm is an inexpensive (but tasty) single malt scotch.
When I catch you taking naughty pics to send to my friend, so I invite him over and we both fill your holes over and over until you’re a shaking, slobbering mess on the floor trying to catch your breath…
When it pops out during doggy and you slide balls deep into her cute little butthole and she looks you in the eyes and says “What? I don’t have a wrong hole.”