Chrystal O’Keefe
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Femlord. Author. ✍🏻 @southsidesox , @casual_diehard , @VisitingDugout , @dugoutofhistory , @SoxyChicks Past: @sinow & @pitcherlist
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Last season I donated over $500 to for every Clevinger start. This year I've decided to donate to Prevent Child Abuse America for all his starts. Join me if you'd like.
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Today I made the toughest and most painful decision. My sweet prince left the world just a few days before his 12th birthday.
He was the sweetest dog I’ve ever had. We went through so much together and he was my best friend.
I will miss him and love him forever.
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I had to walk away from a drunk Cubs fan that told me I don’t watch a real baseball team. He had no idea about their nine game losing streak. Good times.
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Happy DFA Dallas Keuchel Day to those that celebrate.
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How do you take a talented team and completely run them into the ground in under two years? If Kopech can still play after this, he’ll be forever altered. Grandal will never have his power back. They’ve wasted peak Abreu. All because Jerry won’t change anything. I’m heated.
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This account will just be a Liam Hendriks stan account. He’s a gem of a human and I’m so happy to have him on my team.
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Happy five year anniversary to the trade that gave the White Sox Yoán Moncada and Michael Kopech.
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Remember when the Phillies fired their manager early into the season? Now they’re going to the World Series.
*cries in White Sox fan*
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Not Stomper being required to cover the word “sell” on my shirt. 😭
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Can we turn the stove on for a second? Because Pitcher List just landed a free agent — me!
That’s right, ya girl will be writing full time between Pitcher List, South Side Sox and power rankings with Say It Again Network.
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My debut for
@PitcherList
is live. It can be a tough read due to content involving domestic violence and sexual assault. If you can, give it a read.
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MLB: Grow the game!
Also MLB: Make it nearly impossible for anyone without cable to watch the Home Run Derby.
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It would’ve been nice if the Guardians left a TV and sofa so the White Sox could comfortably watch the playoffs this season.
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I put this sweatshirt on and was immediately placed on the health and safety protocol.
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Exactly 11 years ago today I gave birth to my first child. Today we are celebrating his birthday and Adam Eaton being DFA’d. What a joyful day. 🎉
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Did you have a nice baseball season or is your team running a promo for $1 tickets?
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This account will always be an Aroldis Chapman hate account.
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As I sit here on a crisp October night, I couldn’t help but wonder, “Why couldn’t the White Sox face this Astros team?”
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My mood would significantly improve if the White Sox could just simply start hitting some dingers now.
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This is my closer. 🖤
Liam Hendriks discusses his return from the IL. Note the shirt in the background.
#whitesox
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Carrie squeezed me and told me she loved my dress. It was one of the best days of my life. I miss her constantly.
today marks 5 years since carrie fisher passed away. share with us some of your favorite carrie moments to remember her today 🤍
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MY KIDS ARE BOOKED FOR THE VACCINE! Going to cry some happy tears.
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Eloy is the purest person in this world and I’m not lying when I say I love him with all of my heart.
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Old white dudes in baseball stop deciding what is or isn’t racist challenge.
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Hey! Send good vibes her way if you can. We need some good news from the cardiologist.
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Per sources: Rick Hahn is waiting for the repairman to fix the stove. Sears said 3-5 business days.
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Working on a sundae bar for my kid’s birthday party. I’ve got jokes, clearly.
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“You’re being so dramatic. Just push.”- My ex while I was begging for a c-section after 29 hours of labor and several failed rounds of pushing.
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My ex is wearing a Javy Baez shirt if anyone was wondering why it didn’t work out.
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Spotted: Tim Anderson at the hospital with a cast on. The team was not present. Something seems up.
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Jason really just said this game is tighter than Ray’s uniform and we’re just supposed to ignore that.
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Whew. I don’t remember the last time I cried as much as I did today. Here are a few more pictures of him being the best boy.
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Things to note:
1. Plan B is available for a fraction of the price on Amazon.
2. PLEASE check the weight limit as if you’re over a certain weight, you will need to take 2.
3. Politicians don’t need your money, abortion funds do.
4. Miss me with your self-serving platitudes.
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And so it begins.
This year I am donating to Prevent Child Abuse America for every Clevinger start.
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Counterpoint: No.
The White Sox need Tony La Russa back in the dugout for the end of this journey that has included more ups and downs, more ridiculous drama and more fan angst than any season in recent memory.
@PWSullivan
's column.
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Meet Trixie. She’s a corgi pup and she’s coming home on 2/11.
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It’s really time to clean house because this sucks.
Former White Sox reliever Ryan Burr shared the following on his Instagram
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I yelled I love you to Michael Kopech and he looked at me and gave a peace sign so we’re together. Confirmed by
@colleensullivan
and
@SavesTuesday
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Unpopular opinion: I really like the creep mustache on Cease.
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I have been soda free for over a week now. Please clap.
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Thinking about how RBG should’ve just retired during Obama’s 8 damn years in office but she had to Girl Boss too hard and now we’re all screwed.
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I’m coming for you, White Sox. Even if I might melt in my seat.
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April is National Child Abuse Prevention Month
cc:
@whitesox
front office, since your timing is always impeccable.
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Seven years ago today we got together. Four years ago today we got married. Happy anniversary, Billy. 💚
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Hi. Fake pregnancy announcements are insensitive and the worst April Fools joke.
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After careful consideration, I have decided that I will take a stab at managing the White Sox.
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Can we separate the bad season from the person and stick up for Tim? The microaggressions over the years are clearly building up and no one is taking his side.
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This just melted my cold dead heart.
This makes us so happy. Michael Kopech playing catch with the fans 🖤
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My Grandpa Fred lived down the street from Jimmy Buffett in Key West. I loved visiting when I was little because we could take walks to see his friend Jimmy. Thank you for always keeping three year old me entertained by sitting on your porch singing along to my favorite song. 🍔
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Is this Heaven?
No, it’s a white woman’s instagram.
Happy corn field game day to those that celebrate.
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“lowlife material” says the lowlife that’s mad that someone gave an accuser a chance to speak.
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[redacted] is on the mound today, so it’s a great day to donate to domestic violence organizations.
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Lots of managers getting fired this season but not TLR.
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Happy International Women’s Day. You should Venmo all the women in your life to celebrate.
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