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@christo37228392

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I look like a stick insect. So I got that going for me. Beyond that. I'm down for pretty much anything, as long as it involves milk. parody

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@christo37228392
MilkmanDan
2 months
@IdiotsInCamera That is so terrible. That kid being burdened with policing his mother's addiction when he should still believe in Santa
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7 months
@brutalfightz These deadly beat-downs cause permanent damage. Wait for lawsuits and parent losing all their assets
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3 months
@PamKeithFL Not True. Theodore Roosevelt got shot once, And still went on to finish his speech
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7 months
@thechosenberg It's really hard to not be a misanthrope on this site. Human nature in all its splendor
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3 months
@Alphafox78 Looks like he didn't know they were there. He should sue the family of the dead guy for the damage to the car
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4 months
@pallnandi My Nordic genes want her to be my shield-maiden
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7 months
@thechosenberg Two comments before even ordering. I can see a rational young girl get creeped out.
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6 months
@mistressfannie When you make statements like that, you are telling people more about yourself than about the proclivities of most men.
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MilkmanDan
3 months
@Rothmus That was basically saying I have no raw libido from me. You're the nice guy I settle for. Emasculating
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MilkmanDan
2 months
@hollowearthterf Yeah I saw a picture of Johnson being sworn in. Her clothes were still blood soaked. It was pretty raw.
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7 months
@HazelAppleyard_ reads like a fetish
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6 months
@craigo001 Oh, you're describing yourself as "enlightened" now. So its come to metaphysics. You really think like that about yourself? I think your post itself is emblematic of your self obsession, and why you are viewed as unpalatable by at least half the country. Thanks for your humble
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2 months
@HazelAppleyard_ That kid was viable. My twins were born at 26 weeks. We were told 24 weeks was the line in the sand on viability. We spent 3 months in a NICU but they are fine. Doesn't the Christian God not forgive when you are knowingly planning to commit a sin then commit it?
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MilkmanDan
2 months
@TracyEdwardsMBE Hey thats Jeff. He muttered something about not liking his sandwich...That was like four years ago.
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6 months
@ZOrtiz99 Thats what you want in your life at his age, the most high maintenance diva on Earth who's going through menopause.
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7 months
@DonaldTNews Michelle having a bad hair day?
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4 months
@kdlmama @gunsnrosesgirl3 to teach us no matter what we do, some suffering is inevitable. I hate those goddamn things.
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7 months
@Jamesma87950747 @brutalfightz anything they own, or a lien on any future wages
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7 months
@brutalfightz If you are kicking or hitting the head after they are already unconscious, that's when the real damage happens, as in enough to charge with attempted murder. And the video is the evidence.
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6 months
@hollowearthterf trading in for a new model. If he marries the younger, she will sometime wonder "well I was the other woman, I wonder how faithful will he be to me?"
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MilkmanDan
7 months
@KILLTOPARTY women have always negged. We just used to call it "passive aggressive." "you're going to wear that?"
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2 months
@Lilith_Atheist You know that kid pretends to be a superhero with that. I would
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7 months
@FrenchOG3 she looks great.
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3 months
@HazelAppleyard_ I bet your boss loves losing that sale because you make his livelihood about you
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6 months
@FightHaven the mullet is just as out of line as using the N word
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6 months
@Aurelio53_ @WallStreetSilv Unfortunately, 2 incomes are needed to afford the quality of life that one income provided in the recent past.
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@HazelAppleyard_ "And you. Do you take him for better or worse, in sickness and health, and forever more fluid bond "
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4 months
@brutalfightz Initially, I get mad at the Filmer and others for not helping. Then I get glad that direct video evidence for the Felony assault being recorded
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MilkmanDan
7 months
@IBZDRAGON I have Lupus as well. The bloat in the face is from prednisone. It keeps her kidneys working longer. She will probably go through several new kidneys as well as dialysis and maybe Cytoxin maybe once or twice a year. Thats chemotherapy. Plus she has lyme disease level fatigue. If
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MilkmanDan
7 months
@hollowearthterf I think he meant single women in NYC voted for the measures that led to the current predicament. It was tongue in cheek but when you see it in writing....
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7 months
@grace27707 @brutalfightz Oh yes they do, at least here in California. Truth be told, they usually do both.
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7 months
@notcapnamerica Careful with calling us racist. We were ditched by our divorcing parents and had to raise one another like feral cats. But we were not racist by and large. I like to think we were the first generation to get a front row seat when every pillar of things showed itself as a sham. On
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@hollowearthterf The idea of one monolithic "white culture" is where it gets stupid. We have Scandinavian, Irish, British, Germanic, French, Slavic, etc.
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6 months
@JDog71abc Did the women all meet up and decide this?
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3 months
@JoshWalkos She is guilty of murder. She should be sentenced to 1 hour of community service.
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6 months
@Paultheheretic Terrible argument. If you have a problems with guns, then take it up with the bill of rights. You remember. I think its in the top 2.
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6 months
@AngelaBelcamino If you are so happy with yourself, then why do you need to post it daily, make videos about your swagger. I have never met a person , man or woman, that is in full command of themselves AND needs to repeatably, and compulsively remind everyone how awesome they are. Every F***ing
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6 months
@hollowearthterf How do you still have a boyfriend?
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@AngelaBelcamino You look at every mirror you walk by huh?
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7 months
@EdKrassen Thanks Ed for the kind sentiment Thats why those of us with Lupus refer to prednisone "the devil's tictacs" That moon face is a dead giveaway. Its massive water retention bloat as much as weight gain. And roid rage goes for cortical steroids as well as anabolic. I was on 40mg
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@Provokethoughtz Shunning is probably one of the worst things you can go through. People need a strong connection with unconditional love and I'm sorry but that shouldn't even be an option if you are a parent. You should have talked that out if you want to be a parent.
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@hollowearthterf He probably values her somewhere between his third and fourth sports-car. Bonus points for the fetus
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MilkmanDan
7 months
@JohnCleese these days, if you are to the right of Pol Pot, they call you fascist. I think it's the non-woke humor you have. P.S. One of my first memories was of you and the rest of Monty Python. You have gifted us with 50 years of the best satire ever.
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@guideforlovers Yeah this relationship is in its third act, that is unless your ex better tits or wasn't so loose or smelled better downstairs. Just casual dinner chatter
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7 months
@creepydotorg Why did god's QA department let that one slip?
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@sam79655819151 @brutalfightz anything they own, or a lien on any future wages
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@HazelAppleyard_ Think part of her wants to get caught. She stays anon while she rats out her co-conspirator who will flip and they will get her.
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@IdiotsInCamera Sure its electric? Not a hot spring. My cousin went to Yellowstone with his dog. His dig saw a spring and immediately jumped in, then my cousin instantly to get the dog. They both cooked in seconds. This kid looks frantic before the pole
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@HazelAppleyard_ She's probably a little worn from the death threats she most definitely got. Most people don't want to get swept up in all this sickness. She just wanted a chance to compete. Someones gonna die before this gets fixed.
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@Paultheheretic You need some quality time with the bears.
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@Provokethoughtz Very good point. I'm adding it to my rhetorical arsenal. Thank you for pointing that out.
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@HazelAppleyard_ there's a polish saying. something to the effect of: "your circus, your clowns"
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@hollowearthterf Hey, my parents had me in order to save their marriage and I'm cool with it. I like this world.
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@HazelAppleyard_ How about this: Just stop talking and posting about your stupid genitals
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7 months
@JustAskLeo @brutalfightz lien on any future wages.
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@Paultheheretic ' Sweden Armed forces'. They let Hitler move his army march through to take over Norway. Name 1 act of significance the 'Sweden Armed forces' have been a part of?
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@kagomuiruri @pallnandi I want her, and our berserker Children to have names that can be spelled in runes. Like Ubba, and Helga.
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@philthatremains I have a serious explanation. Hard as it is to believe I am an ordained Zen Monk. I go by the name "Muso" in the zendo. I can only explain this reasoning in koan form. Go touch that hallway. Nope, that's a wall, or the roof. The hallway/box is actually the empty space within.
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@Thiohna Everyone knows that there is a small chance of failure regarding birth control. Both parties own the result if pregnancy happens. I don't think "consent" is the best way to put it.
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@UltraDane An Irish man enters a pub and sees that there is a brawl. He goes up to the nearest combatant and asks: 'Is this a private fight or can I join in?'
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@HazelAppleyard_ She is trying to fall. She isn't conscious in any real sense. A woman is going to spend forever in a wheelchair or dead before this stops
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@jeckaf4i I would need to verify that furiously
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@AltHistCody I can't remember which celebrity said this, but it went: "The moment you get famous you stop growing up, you don't mature anymore" Ladies and gentleman, Exhibit A
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@hollowearthterf Hypergamy is the fastest way to discover a new strain of hepatitis.logic does not come the libido, or the id
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@TPostMillennial Anyone comes up to me in plain clothes claiming to be a officer, only one good response: "Flash me some tin baby" "baby" is optional
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@becs2986 I'm glad you're coming. The festivities will begin as soon as you arrive.
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@whinemoreplease Well, he's a man of his word.
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@hollowearthterf It aligns the chakras. This isn't new age BS outside the west. The chakra near the heart has a bunch of neurons that act like a mini brain. Same with the gut.
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@ask_aubry I don't think the lack of grape is the issue. Start at home. Look in a mirror
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@HazelAppleyard_ There's got to be an alley nearby. She can piss off her neighbors with a haunting wail all night. And hey, free kittens
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@hollowearthterf @AssBannable Its the other compounds that may cause these things. When T is high, a portion turns into estrogen. Thats why men get gyno and other bad effects. It would be the estrogen that play with whatever pops your twinky.
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@redpillvegeta bisexual women almost always have one gender they have relationships.
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@hollowearthterf When I was young all that 6 month baby look wasn't a thing. I find it disturbing. I have a daughter and when I saw a porn skit it looks like that. When I was younger guys would literally say things like "Ya I got some wool last night"
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@Aleksan45495140 @mistressfannie I didn't suggest she did. If you fear that most men are like this, how often are you frightened by a man raping you? Like, actual fight or flight scared?
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@BakshianFuture @hollowearthterf Yeah that explains a lot. If she wasn't so strident like this, he must have been a real gem
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@xsaviorer @FightHaven The best term I've heard for a mullet is the 'Missouri Comprise'
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@hollowearthterf Nobody makes you feel anything. And if you disagree, too late, your on his puppet strings. If he was teasing, that's one thing. If he is scolding her, especially in an anal-retentive tone. Fill your go bag. Watch how he treats his kids for clues, and how civil he is w/ his x. If
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@mistressfannie If you frame it that way, most anybody not would be OK with some weird guy hanging around with no purpose.
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6 months
@CW_Insider When we said keep it in the bike lane, We meant it.
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@SubRosaMagick "No Separation" That is the best tool or even mantra for those seeking enlightenment. All of our senses filter both in and out, I personally don't think sight, hearing etc. are contrived. Distance is not a thing, nor time.
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@hollowearthterf I've never seen a gay guy honestly convert. I do think closeted gay guys flock to religions that will help them reinforce them
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@hollowearthterf Oh, he once called some girl he was dating a "keeper" BC of her tits
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@chhopsky Let me make this plain. There are two kinds of people Those who think there are two kinds of people Those who don't think that way.
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@Charleslec46 @thechosenberg I agree. More than you know. I made that post after watching one too many videos of pre-teens beating each other to death.
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@hollowearthterf If I didn't know better. I'd think you might be a bit cynical. As tacky as the "crucifixion on black velvet" is, They are wrapping up their lives. They obviously cherished it, and the spirit of the offer is the way they show that they love you Accepting a gift in the spirit in
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@iamnot_elon As long as there is a safe word
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@CW_Insider That bicycle seat needs a lawyer
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@Paul_Patrick24 @AtheistPhoenix A secular society is one that favors no religion in constitutional or statutory law. The church of England receives income from taxes. And The Emperor of Japan was still technically a god-King during WW2. One of the main reasons they didn't surrender before they got nuked was
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@Understatenate @HazelAppleyard_ That would be murder 1. Especially given the pre planned "process."
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@TheMiddleborne On this one she is correct. Hitler invaded Poland, Czechoslovakia, and a few of his earlier invasions were under the pretext they had a portion of German speakers. After the war officially ended, At least Czechoslovakia had some payback. The Germans in these places were were
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@SelfMadeMastery Way to congratulate yourself. I grew up among upper middle class and rich people. Bragging about your income is gaudy, tacky as hell. You couldn't con your way into their company
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@Blueblur2023 Never works. Never.
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@SaneGuyTakes Funny how players actions are demonized but they are the type of guy they all fall for. Luke Skywalker was righteous but the girls all want Han solo
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@MarkZuckss @WallStreetSilv My parents' divorce cost $160,000 in 1988 dollars. It was nuts.
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@ThunderDaProto If you are seriously doing this on X then t hat in itself is part of the problem. If you measure your worth by anonymous strangers opinion of you then prepare for a rocky ride in life. Its like a narcissism tape worm that just grows. Become really good at something and your work
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@KateMonogamish She looks friendly and laid back. I would
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@hollowearthterf No, it was the other son, the one that was four at the time. He's the only who could have pulled it off.
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@DomainDead @philthatremains Without making any moral point(I take no side on this issue), just linguistic: Doesn't the word queer literally mean "not common"?
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@Limerincelia @hollowearthterf You haven't met my mother.
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@fightinghabits not for money
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