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Chris Orbach

@chrisorbach

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Actor, writer, singer-songwriter, VO artist. Husband, father, sober..and yes..son of Jerry! “I’ve been rich, and I’ve been thin..but never at the same time.”🤣

Somewhere, Upstate NY
Joined November 2008
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Chris Orbach
2 years
RIP #RichardBelzer . I know my old man’s been waiting to clean you out at the pool table upstairs. ❤️
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Mom and dad on a date. I’m guessing it’s 1957/58 ❤️❤️❤️
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2 years
Happy 87th ❤️
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He taught me pool, but not cards. He loved my words and my music. We loved each other’s voices. I loved who he was and what we might have been. We were pretty different, but I still find myself, at stoplights, tapping the steering wheel along to the radio in the exact same way.
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2 years
More treasures unearthed ❤️
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2 years
Lots of love sent my way on what would’ve been my dad’s 87th birthday. A celebrity parent is a sword w 2 edges. There are things he showed us that he never showed you, and vice versa. But what’s so beautiful is the amount of joy his work brought the world. Thanks, everybody.❤️❤️
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Happy 86th.❤️
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1 year
RIP Treat Williams…. immensely talented, and one of the sweetest cats in the business. 😞❤️❤️
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“The secret is never forgetting that you’re a journeyman actor and that nothing is your final thing, nothing is your greatest thing, nothing is your worst thing. I still consider myself a novice.” #jamesearljones with Julie Harris, Angela Lansbury, and my dad ❤️❤️❤️
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Wow, the stuff I keep finding!! A letter to dad from Joan Crawford. ❤️
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2 years
Overwhelmed at the love I got yesterday for posting that old picture of my dad. So as a thank-you, here’s a picture of HIS dad, Leon Orbach. He worked in food service. Dad used to joke, “He didn’t change the world, but he could make a milkshake and a BLT better than anybody.” ❤️
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2 years
A friend of mine put this together. 4 generations ❤️
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4 months
Happy Father’s Day ❤️
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10 months
I want to thank everyone who was kind enough to send well-wishes to me yesterday on the anniversary of my father’s death. It’s made the holidays a little more difficult. Really appreciate the love. Thank you. ❤️❤️
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2 years
Putting a child safety cap on a bottle of pills doesn’t infringe upon your right to take them. Anyone who opposes sensible laws that balance personal freedom w public safety looks like a petulant impulsive child who probably shouldn’t own a gun in the first place.
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1 year
55 today! ❤️
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1 year
It’s been a good day. Wanted to sleep in, didn’t get to. Wanted some time alone, didn’t get it. All I got was some pancakes, and these two. And that’s plenty. ❤️ #FathersDay2023
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Chris Orbach
1 year
Well look what I found in a dusty old box! ❤️
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6 years
@tonyposnanski I’m Lennie Briscoe’s son and I approve this tweet. ❤️
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Chris Orbach
2 years
Wow, what a response to this tweet! When Twitter is bad, it stinks. But when it’s nice, it’s wonderful! ❤️
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1 year
Oh the things they talk me into! Hehe, should be fun ❤️❤️
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2 years
@emily_murnane “I WILL EAT GRUEL FOR MY CORPORATE OVERLORDS”
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6 years
@emrazz Dude: “It’s a witch hunt! I have to be careful of what I say at the Xmas party now!” Woman: “I’ve had to be careful every time I’ve ever jogged/sat on the train/walked to my car/pretty much done anything every day of my life, for decades.”
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@BarbaraGehring2 Thank you ❤️ mom once told me he was running towards her on a windy day — trees swaying dramatically — but she had to laugh because as romantic as it was, “Not one hair on his head MOVED!!” That’s how much pomade he had in it!! 🤣 Well, in his defense, it was the 50’s ❤️
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@dansaltzstein 88: Dad’s CPA, 70, beehive hair, purple lips, smoking in the office: “I been goin to the same deli fah 20 years. Every day I order the same thing:a grilled Swiss on rye, w BACON. And EVERY DAY THEY SCREW IT UP!” “Why don’t you go someplace else?” “IT’S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET!!”
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@ATRightMovies Hands down. I was 9. Loews State Theater. Times Square. 1977. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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5 years
@laurenthehough Amen, sister. “I’m goin to London for 3wks. There’s some postdated checks on the fridge, some cream chipped beef in the freezer. Your brother’s friend will check in on you once a day. Do your homework and stuff. Byeee!” “Whatever, ma.” (Plops on couch, watches “Taxi Driver.”)
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Chris Orbach
1 year
Me and big brother Tony, before the show at 54 Below…with someone over our shoulder! @54Below #jerryorbachsbroadway ❤️
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Chris Orbach
2 years
Always worth a re-post ❤️
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Chris Orbach
5 years
@GenChuckYeager @USArmy @HISTORY @USATODAY @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr You may not believe it, sir — but us liberals love you too. Happy birthday and thanks for everything you’ve done for our country. ❤️❤️
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2 years
Check out the dude in the top left corner! Three generations of Orbachs
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Louis Gossett Jr. LOVE him as an actor, but dad told me he was a great a songwriter too. Louis was struggling so hard as an actor he was getting kicked out of his apt the SAME DAY he got his 1st check for his song “Handsome Johnny.” Richie Havens recorded it . Rest in peace ❤️❤️
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11 months
Late to the party, but Happy birthday to Law And Order sister @JillHennessy . Runway model gorgeous, Marx Brothers funny, great actor and musician. First time I saw her on the show, she put on glasses and slouched over a notepad and I thought, “THAT’S a lawyer. “ xoxo 😘
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Eurotrip, Circa ‘70. (I’m the small one) 🤣❤️
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2 years
An experiment: Like many on this site, I have sometimes given in to engaging in negativity and partisan madness. While I do have strong beliefs, what matters most is trying to be positive. A day at a time, I’m gonna TRY and stick to it! Thanks to all the new follows out there. ❤️
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Chris Orbach
11 months
Rest in peace 😞❤️
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Andre Braugher, who starred in such television series as “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” and “Homicide: Life on the Street,” has died. He was 61.
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10 months
Here’s the Xmas gift I got for my wife: a new tree, replacing the dead tree we got married under 12+ yrs ago. That tree was weak and prone to sickness. This one is stronger, a Red Sunset Maple. Thinking of New beginnings and second chances. #Happy2024 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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8 months
As much as I hate getting in to this kind of stuff here, today on Twitter I had a Trump supporter refer to my deceased mother as “retarded.” I think irrespective of whom one votes for, we can all do a bit better than that, right? Maybe? 🤷🏻‍♂️❤️
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9 months
An amazing talent, a great career, a wonderful soul, and a long life. She deserved it. RIP Chita ❤️ #ChitaRivera
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Chris Orbach
2 years
24 years today ❤️
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2 years
@EWErickson Yeah. My dad got a real gold shield from the NYPD for playing Lennie Briscoe, but he didn’t pretend to be a cop when he was at the supermarket.
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4 years
@michaelharriot Releasing this shit on MLK day is just like a final “fuck you” to the progressive side. I think he does this shit to piss people off and cause MORE unrest. Again and again, when the bar can’t get any lower, Trump digs underneath it.
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6 years
@BarbraStreisand @ABFalecbaldwin Speaking of history, look what I found! An invite for my dad to your 20th birthday party. On the back, he’d written a grocery list! Love you xoxo
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Chris Orbach
2 years
Holy cow! FOUR THOUSAND FOLLOWERS??? You don’t understand….back in the day, it was tough getting 20 people to a GIG!! 🤣Thanks so much, folks! ❤️❤���❤️
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@crankyoldbag My dad was strictly a Yardley Pomade guy. Basically, scented green Vaseline!! Mom joked “he was running toward me on a windy fall day and it was so romantic…yet NOT ONE HAIR IN HIS HEAD MOVED!!” 🤣🤣❤️❤️
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2 years
Punk: The world is broken, and that makes me mad. Goth: The world is broken, yet also hauntingly beautiful. Emo: The world is broken, and that makes me sad. Ska: The world is broken. I have a trumpet.
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@StobiesGalaxy @levarburton When I was a kid LaForge, Data, Spock, Scotty, and Wes Crusher did the same things for me that people like Coltrane, Brando, and Lennon did: They showed me that you didn’t need to be able to throw a ball to be cool as hell. ❤️
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2 years
@michaelharriot If you’re from one school of martial arts and you visit someone else’s school, you must show the utmost respect and courtesy. You go to learn, and to observe — not to talk smack. Kid got what was coming to him.
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Chris Orbach
1 year
11/13. If you know, you know! 🤣❤️
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3 years
@emrazz @Cated73 It’s insane. Been a SAHD for 3 years. Random people have seen me in action and said “You’re a GREAT dad.” Yet when my wife does the *same stuff*, no one bats an eye.
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8 months
HOW IN HELL DID I MISS MARK HAMILL WISHING ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY?????? I hate this site, but I also love it. @MarkHamill , in the sewer grating that is so often one’s Twitter feed, one misses the occasional diamond. A thousand pardons, and THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@chrisorbach For Chris: 🎂
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4 years
@chipfranklin I’ll let one picture describe him in his own words
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OH MY! Thanks to the host, @wongbd , I got to meet the legendary @GeorgeTakei tonight!! Been a fan since I was a kid. Got to hear him tell his amazing story about being a kid in an incarceration camp for Japanese Americans during WW2. Moving and inspiring. Love you, George!!
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@emrazz (Proud boy, sobbing, in jail cell): “THEY’RE *TACTICAL* SHORTS!!!”
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2 years
@WalshFreedom @tompetty Petty, Prince, and Bowie. I’m not getting over those three ANYTIME soon.
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2 years
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1 year
It’s getting more and more difficult for me to articulate just how much I love the work of @Brandon_Bird
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"Jack McCoy Prosecutes Chewbacca," oil on panel, 5 inches by 7 inches
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Chris Orbach
2 years
Bato at Broadway Barber in Monticello was on his game today!
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2 years
54 today. Feeling every minute of it! 🤣❤️
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2 years
Mostly out of the family biz. Shot myself in the foot many times. As many doors were opened, just as many closed. Ordinarily private, messy things like grief were public and lousy. I’m 54, living in the mountains. If there’s a #nepobaby witness protection program, I am in it.🤣
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1 year
Circa 2000, in my Lindy Hoppin’ days ❤️
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Honestly, between the writing and acting, we would be loving #ResidentAlien anyway — but the many loving tributes to my dad just make me smile so big. ❤️❤️
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@tonyposnanski My first video game
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Thanks folks! So much love for the last picture. ❤️ The pic w James Earl Jones, Julie Harris, & Angela Lansbury was from the’69 Tony Awards. Dad won his only Tony for Best Actor in a Musical, in “Promises, Promises.” Here’s a clip from the awards show. ❤️
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2 years
@laurenthehough A member of congress should be held to a slightly higher bar than a 1st grader. Still, when I was that young, I thought the lyric was, “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone…I can see all the POPSICLES in my wayyy..”
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Chris Orbach
4 years
I had a joke about beat poetry but it grooved high in spite of us on the brass wings of Bird’s cascades like a piece of god-made-sound before boom/bap vanishing into the blue endless narcotic American night.
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Chris Orbach
3 years
Wow — the Twitter love for my dad’s birthday yesterday was just off the hook positive and great. Twitter can be nasty — but when it’s good it’s wonderful. Thank you all for the stories and well-wishes. It means the world. Xoxo
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We went on our first date, 18 years ago today. The place was loud. We could barely hear each other. Turned out ok, though. ❤️❤️❤️ #dateaversary
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2 years
RIP Harry Belafonte. Hero of my dad’s and mine. 120 characters can’t do him justice.❤️
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Great night at @54Below last night honoring dad. I’m here with my big brother @Tony_Orbach on either side of Broadway legend and dear family friend, the great Lee Roy Reams ❤️
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#HeAintFromHere Following this, I can only say you’re gonna have to write me a “New Yorker Elegy”, because, you wonderful Kentuckians, I AM DEAD 🤣🤣
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6 years
@TheDweck @irishanime I always like to say, “Well so was Eisenhower. Check out the tax rates on the rich during his admin vs how good our infrastructure was” and watch their heads explode.
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Me walking 2 kids (one crying) + big bag, & pushing the lil one’s bike, to car. Some harridan had the nerve to say, “It’s her bike. She should be pushing it.” Fought the urge to say, “F off forever and die.” just smiled EXTRA big & said, “Thanks! Anything else?” Msg delivered 🤣
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@afmata_2 @UKinUSA @jaketapper Shakespeare, health care, *and* Crunchie bars? Awesome. I’d hold “Brexit” against you, but that was nothing compared to Trump.
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@TheOnlyEdAsner @TheOnlyEdAsner !! I believe I may have scanned this shot for you. My old man loved you. Thanks for posting this. xo Chris Orbach
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@Cheryllynn512 @PortiaMcGonagal Taking nothing away from Darin (and Ella!) dad played The Streetsinger and Mack in Threepenny. He understood the theatrical context of the song, and, being as much of an actor as a singer, infused it w that. Thanks for this ❤️
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@Bickpixx “What’s a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this?” Probably one of my favorite lines n all of cinema 🤣❤️❤️
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2 years
Not pretty, but pretty yummy
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@michaelharriot To paraphrase the great Chris Rock— “What’s he gotta do? Shoot Medgar Evers??”
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My 3yo daughter has been referring to herself in the 3rd person. "She doesn't like it." "She wants a graham cracker." This morning, I told her she couldn't play w the nice binoculars. She picked up a knit cap from the counter & threw it in my face. "SHE'S THROWING HATS AT YOU."🤣
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2 years
@tonyposnanski They could keep Farrah. I loved Kate Jackson!
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4 years
Happy 85th, pop. ❤️
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@CalltoActivism A great story, but a sad byproduct of this oligarchic hellscape where good people are stripped to the bone so that uncle Elon can buy another jet.
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2 years
@ElieNYC Oh man. That’s like when I break it to people that my dad, Jerry Orbach, was actually raised Catholic, and not in the Jewish faith as many assume. They say,“NO HE WASN’T!!” And I’m like, “Wellll I HAVE HIS CONFIRMATION PICTURE AND HE WAS NAMED AFTER ST JEROME BUT OK.” 🤣
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@hwinkler4real I have waited 47 years to get taken for cream by The Fonz, AND I WILL BE MAKING THE MOST OF IT 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
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@trekkiebill I gotta say, this ticked me off at the time, but when I rewatched years later I realized I was unfair to Ezri. Still loved Jadzia more, but Ezri was cool.
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If ya didn’t live in NYC in the 70’s, don’t talk smack about NYC in the 70’s. Yes, we had crime & dirt. Also? Basquiat, CBGB, The Sugar Hill Gang, Scorcese, Joe Papp, etc. better than the M&M store. Art you love? Priced out. But crooks who gamble w pensions are in $20M lofts🤣🤷🏻‍♂️
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@ryanstruyk @CNN I’ll vote for a goddamned MAILBOX if it gets the nomination and runs against Trump. All hands on deck, folks. Too much at stake for this “he/she’s not perfect” nonsense. That’s how Hitler came in — b/c of a fractious left. NO MORE CIRCULAR FIRING SQUADS. GET TRUMP OUT.
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Oh my god — Tom still sounds freaking amazing.
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Ken Fang -- Very Asian
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Here’s the entire video clip from The Voice UK in 2019 when Tom Jones and Jennifer Hudson battled on “It’s a Man’s World.” Olly Murs goaded them into it and this is tremendous. Again, Tom Jones must be protected at all costs.
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@RealLyndaCarter I’m Billy Flynn’s son and I approve this message. ❤️
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@michaelharriot I don’t say it, mainly because I’ve never cared for appropriating slang, even when it’s used correctly. White people are misusing woke like it’s some terrible thing, when all it really means to me is being aware to the things that are really happening.
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@BeGLAAD @emrazz This, 100%. I’ve been a stay-at-home dad of two kids for 2+ years because of economy and then COVID, and my respect for every mother everywhere has gone THROUGH THE ROOF.
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@pattonoswalt “Come back with a test and I’ll give you a shilling. Come back with an epidemiologist and I’ll give you half a crown!!”
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