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Prayers answered this year:
1. Married the woman of my dreams ✅
2. Became a father ✅
Don’t sleep on our GOD. HE IS AT WORK!!!!
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Unanunua tv ya inches zote ndio ishinde cocomelon kila wakati! SHUKISHA!
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Apologies to anyone who experienced the worst landing of their lives into Nairobi last night 😂😂😂. It’s been 6 months 🙆🏿♂️
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Told roommate to relax, I’m making chapati for dinner. Anyway glovo wanafunga saa ngapi?
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I don’t go out because I was once frozen from 1824…. My ego couldn’t take it. And my wife was inside 😖😖😖😖
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Hakuna kitu humbling kama kuweka 'Do not Disturb' siku mzima na ukitoa hakuna mtu alikuDisturb 🤕🤕🤕
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I swear there’s a Mother’s Day every 2 months but Father’s Day is once every 6 years 😂😂
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My mini is ONE today!!!! Roommate and I did it. We didn’t lose the baby! The baby is big and happy and blessed.... WHEEEEEW! May this world always be a better place because you’re a part of it.
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Has there ever been a more accurate representation of what our care givers are going through. 💔
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My son just asked me “Daddy where’s your hair?” 😑😑😑😑😑 I HATE IT HERE 😫😫😫😫
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Nimeingia class ya mini jana nikapata yeye ni chairman pale backbench!!!! Enyewe mtu hujizaa 😂😂😂😂
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@BernardNdong
😂😂😂😂😂😂 my guy. It’s a pain I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy. Niliingia chicken inn nikangoja amalize sherehe 😂
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Maaaan I tweeted this a few weeks ago... you never know what people are battling. SPREAD LOVE
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6 years ago I asked who this is and someone tweeted the guy on the right is Ng’olo Kante. I haven’t healed 😣😣😣
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@Gichy_
Aaaaaah 🙆🏿♂️🙆🏿♂️🙆🏿♂️🙆🏿♂️ did she just whistle ama ni hewa imehepa hio gap kwa meno 👀👀👀😭
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@iamjoseh_
@QueenGathoni
😂😂😂 no place for fragile egos in this harsh world. Our world is filled with women who BOSS up every single day in the gym and then shower and go head industries!!! ATAPONA
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My first born turns a year older today. God has been immense. Decor by roommate
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To the ones that didn’t make it to this new year with us. Forever in our hearts ♥️
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OK CORONA.... WRAP IT UP!!!! I need to go back to work. The neighbors kids are asking me to come play fifa with them. 😕
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Maguys wa Boyz II Men Naskia kunanyesha na sound iko chini. I am very pleased with this information 😃
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Barber: Daddy nimemaliza. Songa pale uoshwe kichwa.
Salon attendant: *sees the size of my head* ... Ruth niongezee maji..... MINGI !!!
Me: 😳😳😳 cheza chini nani. 🤬🤬🤬
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I’m a simple man! All I want at the end of my journey on this earth is to understand what ‘per person sharing’ means 😕😕
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This guy!!! As solid as they come. REST MIGWI
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Maaaan. A lifetime, hairline and waist size ago 😂😂😂 Good memories with ABSOLUTE GENTLEMEN.
#RFAMILY
@MwambaRFC
💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
#bleedblack
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DSTV... where can I deliver my flash drive to? I have new movies.
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The chest pains I get when I see someone who owes me money NOT wearing a mask 😫
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@motoristsoffice
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. Viva
@s_jobba
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Nimeua plants za roommate 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴. Tag your plant plugs please.
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These men with no self-respect twerking for a PlayStation 5 in this century.... it’s appalling how far one would degrade themselves just to get a .........
....The men have stopped reading. LADIES, potential blesser.... DM for video. It’s a matter of urgency 😀
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At times I see people project negativity on Roommates posts and I want to check them... then I remember the fierce warrior I married. They’re the ones who need protection from her 😃
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This Father’s Day was different.... I was celebrated. GOD IS IMMENSE
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I’ve jumped ship sooo many times. At this point I’m team Frargentina 😫
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I’ve missed
@MwambaRFC
games!!!
@AsegoLav
kicking the ball to the moon and dashing to the bar for a quick one before the receiver sees the ball 😂😂😂
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Today I got a front row seat to view humanity at its best. Years back I saw someone’s broken promises bring my sister to her knees. Today I saw my sister come to that persons aid.... NO QUESTIONS ASKED. ❤️
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After gassing up last week…. School fees invoice this week 😭😭😭😭. Na analala half day 😭😭😭 SIMAMISHA NISHUKE
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Maaaan what Benja did for this country goes beyond rugby!!! This land shines sooo much brighter because of the work you put in!
GO WITH GOD BENJA!
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@lizzgitau
@AnimeOtaku1723
@Sab__G
This was some hot mess. Entitlement due to her dated celebrity status
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People ask where I draw my love for this sport from!!!! THIS
It was an inspirational weekend! After battling with Leukemia for Months, Nyange is finally back home where he Belongs.
#ForNyange
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To all our phenomenal women... those present and those we've lost. Happy mothers day ❤️
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-NOT a Boeing 737 Max
- B738 is an exceptional Airliner
- Netflix show Downfall may or may not be relevant here (heavy on the MAY NOT)
- No need to speculate. All will be revealed after investigations and relevant data is reviewed.
RIP TO THE LOST SOULS
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@JanineStanwood
@OnDisasters
@WPLGLocal10
surviving a collapsed landing gear with minimal injuries then almost losing your life because you needed to film and carry your bag 😒
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Maaaaaaan. 4 months was a long time without air traffic in Africa.
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Anyone notice how there hasn’t been a single American action movie about saving the president since Trump got into office ? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Seeing as this is the only runway I’ll be seeing for some time.... SINYOI. VIVA.
#WashYourHands
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Spent last week cramming TEMS lyrics 😒😒😒😒. Anyway…. IRRRRRREGARDLESS
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@charlenebouza
NIMECHOKA!!!! Watoto walikuja back to back sikupata chance ya kuwatch tv bana 😂😂😂
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Ever noticed how only rich people say stuff like this 😂😂😂😂
Eliud Kipchoge: I do not run for money, I run for results, to inspire people and leave a legacy
#JKLive
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I’d like to wish the president a Fantastic and restful Sunday. Cheza kama wewe kesho 😃
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How does the incoming government plan to deal with this cold??
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