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@chrishobann
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2 years
harry styles really just said “this doesn’t happen to people like me very often” like what #Grammys
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@chrishobann
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2 months
used today to celebrate my independence from my cheating ex🥳
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@chrishobann
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6 months
nymphia and sapphira losing to Q, while plasma sashaying away to a queen who couldn’t even put together her own dress is certainly a choice for this episode… #dragrace
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@chrishobann
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1 year
i am apologizing ahead of time for the person i’m going to be on august 25th
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Selena Gomez
1 year
Y’all have been asking for new music for a while. Since I’m not quite done with SG3,  I wanted to put out a fun little song I wrote a while back that’s perfect for the end of summer. SINGLE SOON. August 25th. Presave it now. 😘
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@chrishobann
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1 year
last day of work selfie, it’s time to celebrate
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@chrishobann
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3 months
fine, since likes are private, i’ll post my biggest thirst trap again
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1 year
need a handsome man in my life now
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@chrishobann
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10 months
so what’s your favorite scary movie
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1 year
woke up without a boyfriend again today
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1 year
work selfies go crazy
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@chrishobann
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7 months
i am apologizing ahead of time for the person i am going to be on february 22nd
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Selena Gomez
7 months
Wait ‘til I turn my love on. Pre-save my new song “Love On” out 2.22.
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@chrishobann
chris
1 year
pic when the sun was sunning
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@okayserg
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1 year
Post a pic when the sun was sunning ☀️😎
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@chrishobann
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6 months
Q winning over both sapphira and nymphia? this is such a JOKE lol #dragrace
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@chrishobann
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2 months
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@chrishobann
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2 years
would you let me pump your gas, be honest
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@chrishobann
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1 year
pretty smile = most attractive thing on a person
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@capricorndemonx
pookie :3
1 year
MEN. DO. NOT. HAVE. PRETTY. SMILES.
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1 month
weho, get ready for me
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@chrishobann
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25 days
in the office
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1 year
another selfie at work
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1 month
need bigger arms ASAP
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@chrishobann
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1 year
looking back on my time in hawaii like
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@chrishobann
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1 year
in the car again
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1 year
bring me back
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@chrishobann
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1 year
got a little blush from the sun today
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1 year
need this type of sun again
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@chrishobann
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11 months
hey @OnlyMurdersHulu , if we could get season 4 right now, that would be great! i need to know what happens ASAP #OMITB
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chris
1 year
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@faiththegemini
faith
1 year
I know y’all have at least one picture👀
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1 year
walk with me
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1 month
does this count as body tea
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@islandthembo
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post a pic where your body tea was insane
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1 month
@jimmysoldout oh, that was just your twin, they helped you get the job before they left!! never let them catching you slipping
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1 year
hi
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1 year
mirror
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@chrishobann
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2 years
i was feeling myself this day
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3 months
someone teach me how to take better progress pics
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1 year
will i ever stop taking selfies at work?
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2 years
it’s always team selena gomez in this house
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1 month
should this be classified as insane? most definitely not.
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@islandthembo
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post a pic where your chest was insane
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3 months
post 100 degree soccer game with no subs… a bitch is SWEATING
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3 months
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@iamvinicius_snr
Snr🧸
4 months
i dare you to post a random mirror selfie
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1 year
keep postponing shaving oops
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2 months
cleaning up nicely
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1 month
let’s go to the beach
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1 month
not ready to leave the california sun yet
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11 months
head empty.
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@chrishobann
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6 months
ross matthews saying that plane jane was “just good” tonight is absolute insanity when she was easily top 2 performances on that stage with those presentations… #dragrace
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@chrishobann
chris
1 year
today’s shenanigans with men confirmed that my answer is no
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@nemishebegam
سیّده اسماعیل
1 year
smile if you trust men
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1 year
i can fix him
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3 months
really made me forget who i was for a second
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3 months
👓
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2 years
i’ll be my own valentine
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3 months
seatbelt lowkey ruined the vibes here
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1 year
throwback to college era me
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@chrishobann
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1 year
search “water” in your camera roll & quote with your favorite🌊
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@Glamallama94
Alonsito🧸🇵🇪
1 year
search “water” in your camera roll & quote with your favorite 🌊
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2 months
first time trying whataburger… it ate
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hello from the office
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8 days
ready for the weekend
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@chrishobann
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2 years
instagram down as usual
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1 year
obsessed with it here
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@chrishobann
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3 months
post at home workout cause i didn’t have a car to drive to the gym
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@chrishobann
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2 years
antman and the wasp should’ve been retitled “antman and michelle pfeiffer” because this woman never left the screen
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1 month
;)
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1 year
whenever i’m having a bad day, i just remind myself that at least i don’t have it as bad as her
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1 year
who’s going to tell him this time?
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2 years
up close and personal
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1 year
messaged a guy that ghosted me happy birthday because i saw that he liked my last insta post
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6 days
i’m tipsy, who wants me
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2 months
spilled my guts
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2 years
tb tho
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1 year
sun was hitting
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2 months
ah yes because liking the message is an appropriate response… i hate men
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2 years
be my valentine
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2 years
liked his ig story… now we wait because the ball is in his court!
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1 year
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2 years
progress.
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1 year
📍an island far, far away
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3 months
feeling myself
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1 month
another one
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1 year
aloha
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1 year
olivia rodrigo writing logical:
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2 years
dressed and ready for #Scream6
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2 years
yeah so that date did NOT go well, thanks snapchat!
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11 months
sweater weather
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@chrishobann
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1 year
am i late on celebrating st. patty’s day?
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@chrishobann
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3 months
so who’s gonna take me to another wedding, so i have an excuse to dress up again?
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1 year
can this be a real thing, can it?
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11 months
22 more of these please🥳 #23
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1 month
all you have to do is tweet “posting **** at [insert follower count here]” and trust that the gays on here will get you there in the next 24 hours…
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@DestiniYvette
Dess 💘
1 year
Let me see yall at 19? 👀
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my life was absolutely changed
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this california sun on the beach is about change my life
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