@paulg I live on a tropical island, we have them covering our beaches.

@johnyan27409322 @Rainmaker1973 Pay me to find out.

@johnyan27409322 @Rainmaker1973 This is completely wrong

@housecor The old school version of this for me was making juniors learn how to manually perform the refactorings executed by Resharper.

@zendadddy That's on you guys, I've been remote for 9 years and work in a -7 timezone

@jeremyphoward Yes, people are still stupid in 2025

@tekbog Standups should be when the lead is asserting dominance over his minions

@GrantSlatton I just returned from Japan. We took a good tour our first night there and our guide said "when in doubt, just say things in the most racist Japanese way and it'll be fine".

@tekbog My favourite power play when a lead in enterprise dragged into meetings is to keep coding in them, and when called out, ask if they are ok with being the blame i miss a deadline, and then ideally repeat whats been said. A skill I picked up from "listening" to girlfriends 😅

@IntelliJSupport @JetBrainsRider No problem, latest suggestion fixed it! Thanks!

@AdamRackis The fashion guy has taken care of calling this post out 🤣

@tekbog I'm trying to hire juniors and the training is starting with using LLMs. Saves me time training them on my own. I am also trying to pay them less 😬🤣

@lux @samswoora I know, but no one has ever called out in 8 years 🤣

@ApollotheHills @PureOwlpha @adamscochran People like this guy are why we are here 🤦‍♂️ why is this obvious thing making an obvious problem that I have an opinion on I don't actually know anything about...

@WarrenInTheBuff The best code is the code you didn't need to write

@tekbog

Choppy day at the ofrice

@tekbog Grinding. Boat captain duties this morning, so busy we need 2 boats, 20 freedivers

@VladTheInflator