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@chris__laird

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Father, Golfer, Skier, NUFC fan currently in Alberta Canada 🇨🇦

Canmore, Alberta
Joined April 2009
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@chris__laird
Chris Laird
2 years
Welcome to the world Finn! He’ll of an entrance kid! @NUFC ’s future GK as it’s Nick Pope day @Popey1992 @ghodoussi @asaintmaximin @brunoog97 . He’s also already listened to his first episode of @FootballRamble @MarcusSpeller @petedonaldson
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@chris__laird
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3 years
@SHAQ I’ve got some great news to share! Found out I’m going to be a dad!!
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2 years
@FIFAWorldCup Softest pen ever and no VAR check. You’re not covering up the fact it’s fixed
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@chris__laird
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1 year
That VAR check for the 3rd West Ham goal seems sketchy. Where’s the second line? Definitely looked off side to me.
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1 year
@samh__15 I’m a newcastle fan, just pointing out obvious errors
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10 months
@TheStellaCrew @Nusc2023 @UEFA @ChampionsLeague Shouldn't you be protecting travelling fans by imposing sanctions on clubs involved in this behavior
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@ESPNNBA Doesn’t change that it should have been a clear basket
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9 months
@JamieIrishRed He hasn’t made any mistakes. Just scousers needing to feel relevant.
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9 months
@ladbible He ends up with about 120,000, saved you a click
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@chris__laird
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2 years
Since joining #NUFC Kieran Trippier has taken 4 direct free kicks, he has scored 3 of them. . . . 75% . . . Let that sink in
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@nocontextfm1 For me on FM 20 Mateo Arrezo was an absolute goal machine
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@worflags 6000 scarves then!
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@MKTIRB Willock isn't on record for anything. Arsenal players told Atreta that Willock said the ball was out. Hardly on record. Its schoolyard he said she said tactics
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3 years
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@caseysean51 Literally 3 days ago . . .
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@chris__laird
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8 months
@Riceyyy PIF don’t own Al Shabab, just saying
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@Gretche61899255 @DiggyH @Dman213331781 @GhostGcom @POTUS This is the most American response I’ve ever seen. Let’s prevent school shootings by having people with guns protecting the schools.
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@MrMufc77 @alanshearer Still salty he turned you down?
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@WestHamPlace Kobbie Mainoo gets the press coverage that Lewis Miley deserves
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@NUFCMurph Tino offers so much more. Burn is ideal as a CB back up. But Tino out wide has shown how good he can and will be
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@NUFCJordd Dream window really. probably offload Wilson and Miggy to free up cash for it
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@_JH19_6 @TheStellaCrew @Nusc2023 @UEFA @ChampionsLeague Ironic from a Liverpool fan, or have you forgotten about Heysel?
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@toonchants Pozzolengo is a town halfway between Milan and Venice, who knows about the rest. Probably Mackems shag seagulls or something
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@DrFletchington @Will_Overgard Based on his inability to reply with any concrete evidence, I just preordered the game, roll on Feb 5th
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@chris__laird
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5 years
@ourrachblogs @ChrisTweetsLLC If this was me there would be 0 stickers on there, not because I don’t do my bit, but because I’d have left her
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@SavMondo @NUFC_Creeps gonna have a busy night here
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9 months
@emmie__92 I’m not sure Shaun has a grasp of how time works. All of those trophies were won in the last 12 months, otherwise knows as a year
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@ScottDaley26 This is sickening, @metpoliceuk should be looking into this horrible individual. Show them they can hide behind fake Instagram accounts
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@chris__laird
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1 year
@toonarmy_com In the history of L’Equipe they’ve given 14 10/10s. Bruno was back to his absolute best last night and an 8 for L’Equipe is an unreal rating
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@VillaWatch1 We've played 3 of the biggest clubs in world football, you've played 2 nobodies and a WiFi password.
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@chris__laird
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11 months
@big_Samin @FabrizioRomano I think you read it wrong, it means they will be allowed to.
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1 year
@RyanBWFC846 Regardless, draw both lines like they’re supposed to for transparency
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@chris__laird
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11 years
A big man shoots the guy, a bigger man walks away #educatingyorkshire #ryanisahero
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@ChinoMerchant @EmiratesFACup @SunderlandAFC @NUFC 2 years since the takeover, or is that how far behind you are in Sunderland? Still waiting for dial up internet to load?
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10 months
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@StoolFootball Sven Botman, absolute Rolls Royce CB, 12 clean sheets and no FIFA ultimate team team of the week card. Criminal
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@ODDSbible Man Utd fans about to bite so hard
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@chris__laird
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6 years
@_stumbler Natural selection
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1 year
@BBCWorld They don’t . . . Saved you 74 seconds
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@jgnufc1 @UEFA Absolutely need to step in here. The only way to stop this is start penalizing clubs. Fans will soon smarten up then
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@chris__laird
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11 months
@NUFC 2 keepers and no striker on the bench. Worrying
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10 months
@KieranRamsay14 @SAFCMeltdown This is the best excuse ive ever seen. Keep up this quality and you'll have more than 9 followers soon lad
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@chris__laird
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6 years
Great experience getting up the Aiguille du Midi with @alanhinkes yesterday! A proper mountaineer, great to chat to and learn from.
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@nocontextfm1 Newcastle can have a lot more pride than Man Utd, 1 dodgy pen away from finishing 3rd and knocking PSG out
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10 months
@lfcsalahh Kind of misleading post, 100 was PL goals, the second was Liverpool goals in total. Still a great stat but not what this post makes it seem
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10 months
@thomashammond__ @calebroy_ Miley is 17, looks like a 6 foot 4 furby and has pocketed £350m worth of midfielders this week 🤌🏼
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10 months
@ethansihavong @essey101 @LakeShowYo And yours is a Honda s2000, yours is even less valid
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9 months
@LMAsaysno He’s got a great point. Imagine a kid at school thinking he got a smaller gift from Santa vs the rich kid who got loads. Could really mess with a kids head thinking they aren’t as good for some reason
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2 years
Finn ready for his first #NUFC game today!! @NUFC
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@chris__laird
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5 years
@5liveSport @BBCMOTD @ConorMcNamaraIE If that’s the new rule every single penalty in football will need to be retaken until it’s scored
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2 years
@StoolFootball We all heard the recording, charges or not, should never play football professionally again
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2 years
@_The72 Look at Carlisle’s away support, fucking hell
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@chris__laird
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4 years
Not too much positive news lately so here we go! In the last 2 months I got engaged and qualified as a ski instructor
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@premierleague Absolutely 100% the correct decision. Well done VAR for a change
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3 years
@sportbible Mings and Maguire out, Tomori and Burn in. If you’re picking on form that the only way you can go
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1 year
@JamesMurphyTips What about all the times it’s happened to other clubs without this outrage?
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10 months
@WestHam_Central Also conceded 2 shots on target against Newcastle, but they’re not counting the one for the goal because they (unqualified) disagree with a panel of referees (qualified) on what a foul is
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@lee_ryder They sent him back, not the other way round. Get him sold
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@chris__laird
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2 years
I’m not saying it’s cold here right now but . . .
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@lilhappyclouds @NevSponge7 @owenthfc__ @Jriley_AFC Arsenal then went on to do a “lap of honour” after the final whistle too. The situations are the same
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10 months
@TM78x Philipe Mexes plays tennis?
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10 months
@utdpathletic Admittedly this is an overexuberant challenge but why is he down holding his face? Simulation? Trying to make it look worse than it is? No contact with the head at all, let alone the face.
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@FtblJoe I’m praying he comes to Newcastle. Not just because he’s Canadian but because he’s class! Can play anywhere across the front 3, rapid and a great finisher. Always one of my first buys on football manager
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9 months
@Noah73458 @Natorwontmiss Thing is he wasn’t proven innocent.
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1 year
Unbeaten in 7, only conceded 3 in that time, scored 18. Played Milan away and Man City and PSG at home yet some fans are calling for players heads. Give yourselves a shake man. Fantastic month for Newcastle. Fuck off the plastic fans #nufc
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10 months
@TheFergusonWay This post, and the comments have aged so so badly
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2 years
Any #nufc fan saying they wouldn’t take Maddison or Werner, or even Cornet need to give their heads a wobble. All 3 improve our side
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10 months
@geordiejosh Love that you just haven’t signed anyone at all
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11 months
@donsteviee 1. You’ve had the worst mistake in VAR history go on your favour in a game you scraped a win 2. Nothing wrong with any of the VAR decisions against you last week (other than James potential red, but debatable) 3. Very little actual contact on Son’s face in this clip. Soft
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@UtdFrag @Butlerr_ncl @Memecastle_Utd What a losers mentality, also cant complain about the glazers not investing if you'd rather avoid prize money
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10 months
@crickshouts @BuffaloCricket don't need to, let him waste a load of balls for 0 runs
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@chris__laird
Chris Laird
5 years
As a cricket fan I can’t describe what watching the final yesterday was like, it’s was drama beyond belief and the most amazing match the world has even seen. I still can’t believe England are World Cup champions. But I bloody love this photo!
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10 months
@ayojaycruise @lfcsalahh I’m not crying, in fact I said it’s impressive. Just giving context
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9 months
@saddleblaze @gw850 @LeLouvre 1 red card in 286 career games . . . but go on . . .
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@chris__laird
Chris Laird
11 months
@MufcExile @SkySportsPL For the sake of facts PIF owns 5 out of the 20 teams in the Saudi pro league, not all of them. Good to know you’re as outraged as you were that he movement of players between Watford and Udinese
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@agbnufc_ @BBCSport @FA_PGMOL You could argue it’s as many as 10/11 points 2 vs Brighton (Wilson’s high foot goal) 2 vs wolves (Longstaff shirt pull penalty) 2 vs Man City (Schär penalty appeal from stones challenge) 3/2 vs Liverpool (Isak second goal) 2 vs Palace (own goal/foul)
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9 months
@Noah73458 @Natorwontmiss Case was dropped by his partner, but we all saw the videos and heard the recordings. Cant deny them
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9 months
@billydyson_ Hes worries about people having his data, while he is complaining about it on twitter . . .
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@England So much for picking on form, Maguire not in the Man Utd squad, Grealish done nothing for city this year, Phillips not really played this season either. Good to see Toney get a call up but we’ve gone back to picking on reputation not form
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@SkySportsNews Ego of Neymar, ability of Albert Luquè. Needs to learn his place. Never should have left Everton if he wanted to be first choice striker. Did he really think we would displace Harry Kane
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9 months
@FtblJoe I get that hes young and looks class, but 1. CB isnt a problem area for us right now 2. Everton would want an arm and a leg for him
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@chris__laird
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2 years
3 episodes into Below deck down under, @Culver_Bradbury is a fucking legend. That’s all
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11 months
@JamalPacman @FabrizioRomano I'm not sure you understand what this is about . . .
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1 year
@Sunderland_GM And at the same time reveals he isn’t wearing his seatbelt properly . . .
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@CZithutha @WestHam_Central Teams top of the table having a 45 day head loss over a “mid table club” . . . Tinpot mentality right there
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@chris__laird
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2 years
@FootyAccums Hope he likes bridges . . .
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@KieranMaguire This is only up until June 2023, so sales of Chris Wood and ASM not included. Nor money from Sela, Champions League or Adidias
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@UTD_Exile That level of arrogance is why he'll go no where. Be playing his career out at Sampdoria by age 26 Also, McManaman has won the FA cup . . .
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10 months
@Cubanjamal11 @jgnufc1 @UEFA A gunner telling someone to stop crying! Irony at its finest
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11 months
@FootballTalkHQ @alharbi_44 As reported by a Saudi journalist. Any other sources or are we just shit porting today?
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@chris__laird
Chris Laird
8 years
#almabtrieb in Mayrhofen today. Always a farm boy at heart #cows #festival #bells #mayrhofen
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@chris__laird
Chris Laird
1 year
@utdHarryy Think you mean 1902-2023. Manchester United didn’t exist until then. 1902 is when Newton Heath became Man United
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@chris__laird
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10 months
@Donxab @4mxrioo Someone with a sensible and factual answer, thank god!! He basically just admitted he doesn’t watch football. Bellingham has the potential to go down as one of the best midfielders the game has ever seen
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9 months
@Jamie10__ But he’s worried about people getting his personal information, so decided to post on the internet about it . . .
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@BWay124 @gunsnrosesgirl3 10 tonnes before it flattened. It’s the goat
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@chris__laird
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9 months
@Noah73458 @Natorwontmiss So you support domestic abuse? You know how infrequently it ends up in punishment for the offender, and how often victims end up back with their abuser?
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11 months
@lildedjanet @ayeejuju This one just smells like fish
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