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@chouxcats
kyurie
1 month
CH10 IS UPPPP longest chapter so far iirc … no chapter summary this time bc no spoilers !!
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@chouxcats
kyurie
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aventurine had NO access to tech for most of his life and now works in a business setting meanwhile ratio is around teens all the time for his day job that man is VERY fluent in slang !!!!!
@chouxcats
kyurie
3 months
DOES “HEH” AND “K” NOT EXIST TO U GUYS ??????????????
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ratiorine with picrew 🫶🫶
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???? I HAVE NO RECOLLECTION OF SEEING THIS IN THE STORY BUT omfg aventurine u are GAY frfr
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DOES “HEH” AND “K” NOT EXIST TO U GUYS ??????????????
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3 months
@starie_mmm aven is a sapiosexual who knows he’s a sapiosexual and ratio is a sapiosexual who was jolted into that realization against his own will /hj
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@chouxcats
kyurie
2 months
They Have Arrived
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kyurie
2 months
I BOUGHT 2 DR RATIOS BY ACCIDENT 😭😭😭
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4 months
// hsr 2.3 spoilers if u finish all the dream ticker puzzles u get this … interesting …
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kyurie
3 months
🛁🦚 aventurine-focused #ratiorine drabble based on the myriad celestia — In all honesty, Aventurine had expected to die.
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@chouxcats
kyurie
3 months
ratio is the coolest loser aventurine is the loserest cool guy send tweet
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@chouxcats
kyurie
3 months
@starie_mmm EXACTLYYYY the guy probs doesn’t even like using his phone that much 😭😭😭
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kyurie
3 months
meanwhile aventurine out here with full punctuation and grammar COME ONNNNN N NNN
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kyurie
2 months
ratio beloved u are the only thing keeping me sane
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kyurie
4 months
“ratio is a scientist, he studies life, he def wants kids = he can’t be gay” is certainly a take when u consider a 100% canon straight couple in honkai (kevin kaslana x dr mei) w a scientist involved only ever had kids via TEST TUBE BABY . TEST TUBE
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kyurie
3 months
as someone whose main work is from ratio’s pov … u have to understand that EVERY chapter takes ages bc it’s not just his vocab, his train of thought is always so active and his emotional complexity isn’t easy to write either — arguably harder than aven’s sometimes
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Manya
3 months
Saw someone being sad about why most fics are from Aventurine's POV and those that are from Ratio's are not as much popular, and personally, i think it's mainly for two reasons, not cuz people don't like Ratio as much, but; 1. Writing Aventurine's POV is easier in my opinion–
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3 months
@wherewindsrest HELPPPPP YEA EXACTLY
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3 months
@CoatRacc but like . ratio does canonically use slang tho 😭😭😭 “1”
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kyurie
2 months
whoever designed bossturine did it with 1 hand fr
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having a laugh at this modder replacing Aven's model and getting stunned by the difference
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kyurie
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I BOUGHT 2 DR RATIOS BY ACCIDENT 😭😭😭
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kyurie
4 months
hyv pls let dr ratio be Just Some Guy it would b so fucking funny
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kyurie
3 months
top 30 debut when they’ve only been a thing for HALF the time counted ohhh ratiorine you’ll always be famous
@paulieponzi
Paulie 🎀
3 months
AO3 Ship Stats for August 2023 to July 2024 are out!
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4 months
vs the universe core …
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kyurie
26 days
i made a chat maker app for ao3 authors to use — u can edit the chats like this w/o ANY coding knowledge !! all you have to do is click the button for exporting the HTML and you’ll have all the code for it ~ (pls read the guide first)
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kyurie
4 months
@mishikki the way they shut up immediately after jade comes in is so funny
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kyurie
3 months
ratiorine are both amazing at life but immense boyfailures when it comes to personal relationships (eap romance) and that’s what i love most about about them
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kyurie
1 month
people always talking about ratio being rly busy bc he’s a professor which is valid but also . consider . aventurine works in INVESTMENTS that couple is like one of the busiest in the universe
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kyurie
2 months
holy fuck ?????? thanks for ur support everyone … 1k bookmarks / subscriptions is huge !!
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2 months
@Pink_Rhodonite BATHING IS LITERALLY HIS HOBBY
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kyurie
2 months
CH9 OF VS UNI IS UP AT LONG LAST . sorry for taking so looong but hey at least the ch is also long ..?
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4 months
// hsr 2.3 spoilers i still can’t believe they made ratio yap ab aven sm
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kyurie
4 months
@starie_mmm HOW TO SEDUCE CERTAIN BLOND BEAUTIES
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kyurie
4 months
native cn speaker, can confirm
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Manya
4 months
They were wondering why i asked them this and when i told them the reason they were shocked and said it's clear those who claim this as evidence are not native CN speakers cuz CN people never see this phrase as a way of "flirting" about someone's looks.
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kyurie
4 months
i got an aneurysm
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4 months
@starie_mmm aven the type of student to have the ability but not the effort LMAOOO
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kyurie
2 months
cannot emphasize how much i despise t/b discourse in rtrntio my god
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@chouxcats
kyurie
3 months
A weight Aventurine hadn’t even known was there lifts off his heart as he laughs. “That’s settled then.” And even if it’s just a temporary warmth, perhaps that’s enough to fill this emptiness just a little. (He’ll work on the rest of it. Doctor’s orders.)
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kyurie
4 months
ratiorine is sun and moon coded except the character who looks moon coded is sun coded and the character who looks sun coded is moon coded
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kyurie
3 months
sighs
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3 months
@starie_mmm BOOTLEG ??? blasphemy he commissioned it personally from the comic artist
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kyurie
2 months
i wanna see if the demographic has changed soooooo what’s ur fav dynamic?
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kyurie
3 months
plus he knows SO MUCH about the universe he’s in u gotta actively keep info away from him otherwise . whatever mystery ur solving will be over in 5s 😭😭😭
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@chouxcats
kyurie
3 months
i also think it might be cool to explore how he represents these mathematical concepts mentally, bc someone who hasn’t been formally taught would probs do math in more unconventional ways
@venti_later
yaoi cocaine bear
3 months
my headcanon is that aventurine is exceptionally good at math but he's self-taught so he has no basis of knowing that not everyone draws up graphs and identifies answers to equations mentally. he's gaslit himself into believing that him identifying important data patterns is luck
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HSR AO3 chat guide v2.0 is now out !! this version is a lot more faithful to HSR hahaha how it looks like on windows vs iOS :
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kyurie
3 months
honestly i feel like ratio would be open to a lot of different music but esp stuff like classical / jazz bc he rly fucking loves math and EVERYONE IK who rly fucking loves math is a music and esp classical / jazz enjoyer
@sealioncourt
eliana 🫀🦭
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what kind of music do u think ratio would listen to… for some reason i always end up thinking about him when i listen to malice mizer
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@chouxcats
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4 months
CH8 IS UPPP SORRY FOR DELAY MB MB
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@starie_mmm @baldhaitham i pray to god they have the funniest beef possible
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kyurie
3 months
i hope my readers understand that i am writing my ratio with a heavy dose of (almost) kdj-level unreliable narratorism
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4 months
ch7 is finally up !! pls enjoy
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kyurie
3 months
@cervusel oh yeah absolutely but 18-19yos r still teens by technicality n the word “teen” just hits harder than “adult” in this situation lmaooo
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kyurie
3 months
@forager_m actually astounding like … r we playing the same game guys … GUYS …
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4 months
gauging preferences (curious)
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@chouxcats
kyurie
4 months
rough jp trans “i’m sure there is a certain gambler who’s itching to try this out” DR RATIO ADDED THIS FOR AVENTURINEEEEEEEEE OHHHHH WE ARE SO UP
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おーい!
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kyurie
3 months
… Yeah, he should’ve seen this one coming. “What condition?” “This.” Abruptly, Aventurine finds his face buried in Ratio’s neck, muscular arms wrapped around him. Did Ratio just get out of the shower? His chin is wet — Oh. … When had he started crying?
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kyurie
3 months
Well, “die” is a strong word. “Be punished”…? Either way, he certainly hadn’t expected to obtain enough votes to be saved. Jade and Topaz, probably — they had been major stakeholders in his project. Maybe Pearl if his luck holds. For Opal to vote for him had been a surprise.
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kyurie
2 months
on a side note im super happy to see everyone likes reading vs uni as much as i like writing it … i’ve never had the opportunity to write a fic that challenges my plot planning + worldbuilding skills sm and i love it esp since worldbuilding is one of my fav things to do haha
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kyurie
3 months
“Listed in alphabetical or chronological order?” comes a familiar voice from behind him. Aventurine does *not* jump, thank you very much, but he does turn around. “Ah, Ratio!” he plasters the brightest smile he can muster on his face. “I’ve missed you.”
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kyurie
3 months
Aventurine steels himself and blurts it out before he can back down. “Why don’t you join me on vacation?” “On vacation?” Has he misstepped? “Ha, I was just ki — ” “It would be a nice reprieve,” Ratio says. “Someone has to be the voice of reason to your madness.”
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@chouxcats
kyurie
26 days
a few more examples — #acheswan #ratiorine #argenthill ? kinda but u can see how this works-ish !!
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@chouxcats
kyurie
26 days
i made a chat maker app for ao3 authors to use — u can edit the chats like this w/o ANY coding knowledge !! all you have to do is click the button for exporting the HTML and you’ll have all the code for it ~ (pls read the guide first)
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kyurie
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Then why does he feel so empty? Aventurine wants to live. He’s pretty sure of that, now — he hadn’t practically crawled out of the abyss for nothing. But even with his cornerstone restored, there’s a hollowness in his heart that he can’t quite place.
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kyurie
3 months
“Foolish, idiotic, reckless gambler.” “I thought you weren’t big on physical affection,” Aventurine jokes. Damn it, now his eyes are stinging too. “Also, don’t those basically mean the same thing?”
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kyurie
3 months
Ratio ignores him and keeps Aventurine in his embrace for what seems like an eternity, before he lets go and steps backwards. “You lived,” he says, like he can’t quite believe it himself. “I lived.” Aventurine smiles weakly. “And I’ll be here for a while yet.
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kyurie
3 months
Though, to be fair, they were never really there in the first place. And now he’s alone once more, cornerstone in hand, staring at the crystalline scales which had judged him as innocent by a hair’s breadth. No, not innocent exactly — just too valuable to lose. How… nostalgic.
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kyurie
3 months
To his own surprise, it’s the truth. Ratio stops before him, something Aventurine can’t quite read in his molten-dawn eyes. “How are you feeling?” he asks, softer than usual, though his voice echoes through the room regardless. “Drained,” is what Aventurine settles on.
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kyurie
3 months
@MeganeSimp calling one of the most well written individual arcs in hsr a “sob story” that racist’s literacy is cooked i fear
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kyurie
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yeah lol homophobes dgaf if queer media is problematic or not bc to them it’s all problematic . let them ban any and they will ban all of it
@cassbeewrites
cass | preorder VESUVIUS🌋
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btw when you say “this queer fiction is fine, but that queer fiction is problematic and shouldn’t be allowed” you are handing bulldozer keys to the people who want no queer fiction to exist
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kyurie
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controversial opinion 2 : they’d both be boomer texters
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kyurie
3 months
aventurine had NO access to tech for most of his life and now works in a business setting meanwhile ratio is around teens all the time for his day job that man is VERY fluent in slang !!!!!
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@starie_mmm aven 🤝 topaz badonker enjoyers
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kyurie
3 months
i’m so sorry pearl i did u wrong in repentance i will edit the ch8 convo to be about sapphire instead 🙏🙏
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kyurie
3 months
Can’t get rid of me that easily, Ratio.” “I’ll hold you to that,” Ratio says, voice thick. “If there is — ” he clears his throat. “If there is anything I could help with in the future… ” Actually. Now that the idea’s in his head —
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kyurie
4 months
@mishikki APPARENTLY ???? 😭😭😭 “hunk of a man” aventurine …
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kyurie
3 months
A good or a bad one? He honestly wouldn’t have been able to answer if anyone had asked him in that moment. Perhaps it is himself that he couldn’t have faced; not even now, standing in a dark chamber devoid of light and noise, with the holograms of his colleagues all gone.
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kyurie
3 months
@Lycorisia_ like guys pls . MAYYYBE in a modern au but 😭😭😭 CANON ???
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kyurie
2 months
hsr (mostly rtrn) merch shelf
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kyurie
3 months
It’s not from Nihility, he’s pretty sure. He’s felt Nihility’s effects enough to tell it apart from everything else (which is another thing to dissect entirely that he will shove aside for another day). “Fuck,” he grouses, running a hand down his face. “What is *wrong* with me?”
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kyurie
3 months
This trial is supposed to be his last hurdle. Hell, it’s why he’d decided to place that bet with Jade in the first place. If he lives, he lives; if he dies, well, his condition for losing the bet will naturally be fulfilled. And he’s won. Of course he has. Then…
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him
@unloversciub
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A not-lie. He *is* pretty drained, even if he’s feeling a million other emotions on top that he can’t parse in the slightest. Ratio gives him a skeptical look, but sighs and looks away. “If that is the case, you should have ample rest before resuming your duties.
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kyurie
3 months
Do not even let the notion of working cross your mind during your medically mandated vacation.” “What makes you think that, doc?” Aventurine opens his eyes comically wide. “I would never. Don’t you know who I am?” Ratio pinches the bridge of his nose. “That includes gambling.”
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kyurie
3 months
He’s never made any actual effort to endear himself to his colleagues. Could this be one of Diamond’s machinations? That must be it. Well. He should be happy that he’ll live another day. He knows he should be — he’d even told that Emanator of Nihility as much.
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kyurie
3 months
WRONG SET .
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On autopilot, Aventurine opens his mouth to protest, then closes it. “Not even if it’s less than a billion credits?” “You… ”Ratio pointedly looks away from Aventurine’s pout. “No more than half a billion.” Good enough, decides Aventurine with a shrug. “On one condition.”
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kyurie
4 months
asked my friends too (combined 2 ss for last pic)
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@miamiamayaya
Manya
4 months
I first want to talk about his comment in CN and for this i asked the help of my CN speaker friend. I asked them if Aventurine mentioned any comment such as beautiful towards Topaz and this was their answer;
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@starie_mmm ratio being easy to get along with (?) for once …
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kyurie
4 months
last chapter u got 1k of bath ratio, this chapter u get 500 (and counting) of nerd ratio . pls enjoy my hastily done theoretical physics research
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kyurie
3 months
bro i might as well take qq off the team 😭😭😭
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kyurie
3 months
ratio being so smart is especially fun to write in cases where he’s figuring a system out but i’m worried it’ll be a bit tedious for readers to read sth in improper language (he’s learning a new language)
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kyurie
3 months
the global outage was actually fucking hilarious because i just used the time to write yaoi during my internship on my phone
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kyurie
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next ch will probs be the conclusion of the auction arc and then the ch after that we’ll move on to the next arc which . will be a ride
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@miamiamayaya it’ll be very funny if the whole tournament is a dream
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kyurie
3 months
I’M DYING LAUGHING SKOTT IS DEF AN UNDERLING UNDER AVEN
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kyurie
3 months
@Cerulensia are my eyes deceiving me or are his subordinates also offering him binkys 😭😭😭
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@venti_later education is not an indicator of intelligence .. aventurine is one of the smartest ppl in the game and the game literally points out that rroma racism is bad idgi like .
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kyurie
4 months
and i don’t mean artificial insemination or whatever . no i meant the baby was grown IN A TEST TUBE, NO PREGNANCY INVOLVED
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kyurie
4 months
@asphodellae HE ADDED IT FOR AVENTURINE HE LITERALLY SAYS “a certain gambler will enjoy this feature” IN THE JP STREAM
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kyurie
3 months
kafka is such a fanfic-able character i just have no idea who to write her with .. maybe an au character study one day but will anyone even wanna read it lmfao
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kyurie
2 months
ok so ummmmm i COULD upload today (on time) but ive decided i want to make this ch longer so . keep ur eyes peeled for the longest ch so far in a few days oops
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kyurie
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@_zzsuya @Bromicorn not true. ratio’s actual name in chinese is 維里塔斯·拉帝奧 — his title (and what the game refers to him by) is 真理醫生 . it’s entirely possible that it’s a title passed down through generations, not necessarily a name
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kyurie
4 months
hyv pls let dr ratio be Just Some Guy it would b so fucking funny
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kyurie
4 months
i’m positive u cannot be a true aventurine enjoyer w an average lv of intelligence without liking ratio at least to SOME extent
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kyurie
4 months
AND WHEN I SAY —
@galacticidiots
fran
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It’s not love-hate, it’s love-love, they just have a funny way of showing it, of concealing a smile with a groan. Look at them, they can’t leave each other alone.
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