people give p4 characters denying their shadows too much flak, if an exact copy of me started exposing my deepest and most embarrassing thoughts in front of my friends i'd deny them at best and kill myself right there at worst
the idea of mr taka hightide era running the general store in inkopolis plaza is actually hysterical like he'd give away free shit to cute girls and try to charge guys quadruple for like a bag of chips
Splatoon fans when MAIN CHARACTERS get more attention and content than obscure background randos who have no speaking roles or major story prominence in the game
when he was young he had a severe case of idgafitis and they had to remove his ijbolar gland which resulted in autoimmune servephobia that still persists despite the intake of cuntyhistamines and cuntose supplements